Big as fuck hispanic titties
- Thread starter Database Error
- Start date
Galddamn...
You're at home relaxing this evening and around 9:00 PM you get a phone call from "Theresa Ortiz?"
You started not to answer because at first you didn't recognize the name, but when you finally answered you realized it was Theresa from the 3rd floor in your building.
Theresa was calling you because she had a problem. She was "babysitting" her Granddaughter for the weekend and her daughter didn’t provide her with enough "Breast milk" or Enfimel baby formula as a substitute.
Theresa said that the baby has been crying for the last 10 minutes probably because she's hungry and she gave her some water, but she's afraid that will only keep her calm, but for so long.
She was wondering if you could go to CVS and get her some while she watches the baby (you grew up with Theresa so she gets a pass when it comes to favors).
Luckily, CVS is only a few blocks from you, but the formula Theresa asked you to purchase is $45 and she only gave you $10. You buy it anyway and figure you'll settle up later.
When you get back you tell Theresa what happened and how the smallet size she wanted wasn't available and that you had to get the larger size.
"Ay, Bendito mi amor," I'm sorry, I will pay you back and make it up to you. "Hangout with me, and when I put the baby to bed we can have a drink."
You're not a drinker, but the "devil" on you left shoulder is saying stay because you might get to see those big ass titties that you just felt when Theresa gave you a hug.
After a few drinks you were feeling mellow and Theresa said she wanted to play "Truth or Dare."
Her first question was:
"You've been wanted to sleep with me since we were teenagers, true or false?"
You answered: "True."
Theresa then said:
"I Dare you to do it."
You started not to answer because at first you didn't recognize the name, but when you finally answered you realized it was Theresa from the 3rd floor in your building.
Theresa was calling you because she had a problem. She was "babysitting" her Granddaughter for the weekend and her daughter didn’t provide her with enough "Breast milk" or Enfimel baby formula as a substitute.
Theresa said that the baby has been crying for the last 10 minutes probably because she's hungry and she gave her some water, but she's afraid that will only keep her calm, but for so long.
She was wondering if you could go to CVS and get her some while she watches the baby (you grew up with Theresa so she gets a pass when it comes to favors).
Luckily, CVS is only a few blocks from you, but the formula Theresa asked you to purchase is $45 and she only gave you $10. You buy it anyway and figure you'll settle up later.
When you get back you tell Theresa what happened and how the smallet size she wanted wasn't available and that you had to get the larger size.
"Ay, Bendito mi amor," I'm sorry, I will pay you back and make it up to you. "Hangout with me, and when I put the baby to bed we can have a drink."
You're not a drinker, but the "devil" on you left shoulder is saying stay because you might get to see those big ass titties that you just felt when Theresa gave you a hug.
After a few drinks you were feeling mellow and Theresa said she wanted to play "Truth or Dare."
Her first question was:
"You've been wanted to sleep with me since we were teenagers, true or false?"
You answered: "True."
Theresa then said:
"I Dare you to do it."
Last edited:
The Year of the Titty rolls on.
You and Sheila Ocasio were good friends and some people used to call her your "work wife." You could talk to Sheila about almost anything and whether you agree with her or not she would give you her honest opinion on things.
One day Sheila was telling you about an ex-boyfriend and how he would brag about what he would do to her in bed and how he would have her getting up in the middle of the night to make him a sandwich after he was done.
"So what happened," you asked?
Sheila said: "A sandwich, he didn't even deserve a Lunchable."
Then she asked you: "So, do you think you are sandwich worthy?"
One day Sheila was telling you about an ex-boyfriend and how he would brag about what he would do to her in bed and how he would have her getting up in the middle of the night to make him a sandwich after he was done.
"So what happened," you asked?
Sheila said: "A sandwich, he didn't even deserve a Lunchable."
Then she asked you: "So, do you think you are sandwich worthy?"
Initially, you laughed at the idea of getting married to her, and then you started sleeping with her and things changed.
