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Your coworker Horace is very "straight laced," and grew up in a very sheltered environment. His father is a pastor of his own church and his mother is very protective of her only son.
Horace is the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back if you asked, so you kinda keep an eye on him to try to keep people at work from taking advantage of him.
That plan was working well until he saw Asta. Asta works in payroll and distributes the checks on Friday morning for those that don't have direct deposit. Horace started picking the checks up about a month ago.
Last Friday, Horace came back from payroll looking as if he saw a ghost. You asked him was everything ok, and he told you Asta took him in a private office and exposed herself.
She suggested they go out next weekend. So you'll just chill to see if she's sincere or trying to "play" him?
Horace is the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back if you asked, so you kinda keep an eye on him to try to keep people at work from taking advantage of him.
That plan was working well until he saw Asta. Asta works in payroll and distributes the checks on Friday morning for those that don't have direct deposit. Horace started picking the checks up about a month ago.
Last Friday, Horace came back from payroll looking as if he saw a ghost. You asked him was everything ok, and he told you Asta took him in a private office and exposed herself.
She suggested they go out next weekend. So you'll just chill to see if she's sincere or trying to "play" him?
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A very strange thing occurred yesterday and you're still trying to figure it out. During the day you spoke to your girlfriend while she was at work. Unfortunately, she was exhibiting flu like symptoms and you suggested she leave work early, but she decided to stick it out.
You told her that you would at least leave her some soup and get some orange juice so she would have it when she got home.
By the way, your girlfriend has a roommate named Hope, who appears to be pretty kool. Hope works overnight (Registered Nurse at Lennox Hill hospital) and she's usually home during the day. So you ask your girlfriend to call Hope to see if it's ok for you to bring a few things over, and Hope says it's alright.
You arrive around 4:25 PM, and you figure your girl should get home around 5:15 PM When you arrive Hope comes to the door in a good mood (she's off tonight) and tells you if you need anything let her know she'll be in her bedroom.
You start making some soup, but you need a few condiments to add to it so you go to Hope's bedroom to ask and...
And she says "Condoms" oh you don't need any with me I'm on the pill. She laughed and said, "just kidding." But, the fact that she was totally nude when she said it had you thinking. Was she kidding?
You told her that you would at least leave her some soup and get some orange juice so she would have it when she got home.
By the way, your girlfriend has a roommate named Hope, who appears to be pretty kool. Hope works overnight (Registered Nurse at Lennox Hill hospital) and she's usually home during the day. So you ask your girlfriend to call Hope to see if it's ok for you to bring a few things over, and Hope says it's alright.
You arrive around 4:25 PM, and you figure your girl should get home around 5:15 PM When you arrive Hope comes to the door in a good mood (she's off tonight) and tells you if you need anything let her know she'll be in her bedroom.
You start making some soup, but you need a few condiments to add to it so you go to Hope's bedroom to ask and...
And she says "Condoms" oh you don't need any with me I'm on the pill. She laughed and said, "just kidding." But, the fact that she was totally nude when she said it had you thinking. Was she kidding?
You went to visit your cousin, who lives in a high rise on the Upper East side. There are 2 young ladies on the elevator with you as you ride up to the 16th floor and they start taking photos of themselves.
They appear to be going to the same floor and you can hear music playing as you exit the elevator. The girls end up going into the apartment next door to your cousin's place. When you get to his place and tell him about the girls he knows exactly who you are talking about.
They appear to be going to the same floor and you can hear music playing as you exit the elevator. The girls end up going into the apartment next door to your cousin's place. When you get to his place and tell him about the girls he knows exactly who you are talking about.
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Knowing your cousin you ask him about the girls and he tells you that they live in the building. So you ask him is he going to the party (since it's right next door)?
He explains that him and his neighbor used to be cool. At least, they were until that night Sharon (his neighbor's ex-girlfriend) got into an argument with her then boyfriend and he threw her out the apartment (basically in her underwear).
Your cousin heard her banging on the door and told her it was best that she came inside his place because the neighbors are going to call the police.
Your cousin was able to calm her down and let her borrow some sweats, well that is after he slept with her.
He explains that him and his neighbor used to be cool. At least, they were until that night Sharon (his neighbor's ex-girlfriend) got into an argument with her then boyfriend and he threw her out the apartment (basically in her underwear).
Your cousin heard her banging on the door and told her it was best that she came inside his place because the neighbors are going to call the police.
Your cousin was able to calm her down and let her borrow some sweats, well that is after he slept with her.
You are about to open up a new restaurant in Harlem named "Creole." You and your "Partner in Crime" are still working out some kinks when you get a visit from Morgan.
Morgan is the mistress of your loan officer at Citibank (Mr. Quaint brought her uptown when he was surveying the place).
Not really sure why Morgan is here, but it seems like she had a mimosa or 2 for breakfast and is asking you and Girard do y'all think her breast are real?
Morgan is the mistress of your loan officer at Citibank (Mr. Quaint brought her uptown when he was surveying the place).
Not really sure why Morgan is here, but it seems like she had a mimosa or 2 for breakfast and is asking you and Girard do y'all think her breast are real?
Probably a member of Mensa.
