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November 17

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You and your cousin Dante was waiting for the elevator yesterday with this young lady (Who Dante assumed lived in his building also).

She had a nice body and Dante asked her if she had been working out?
She said: Yes, trying to get rid of the few pounds I put on during the winter.
Dante: You appear to be doing a good job
She: You, think so?

 

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November 17

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Fortunately or Unfortunately, Mariya discovered that you were handy a few years ago. So, when something is malfunctioning she will ask you to look at it before she calls on Al, the super in the building (Al has been trying to sleep with her since she moved in).

Last summer during a heat wave she asked you to take a look at her air conditioner because it was blowing hot air. You were able to fix it by cleaning the fliter and told her that she needed to purchase a new one (probably another job for you).

Yeah, the apartment was hot while you were working on the unit, but did she really have to wear this?

 

November 17

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"Fools rush in where Angels fear to Tread," and it took you some time to understand the meaning of this line. Because in the past you have made some poorly, or should you say decisions that you gave no thoughts to whatsoever.

May lived in your cousin Dante's building and you met her one day when you were just "chilling" with him. She seemed like a nice girl, but you could tell she was dealing with a few things.

Somehow, she quickly gravitate to you (you guess because you're at least 12 years her senior), and you asked your advice on a relationship she was having at work.

Turns out, she was dating an older married man, who she knew was married, but kept telling her he's getting a divorce soon.

Without trying to "cut his throat" you tried to let her reach her own conclusion about the relationship which lead to her inviting you up to her apartment to continue the conversation (Dante excused himself and told you to drop by when you finish talking to her).

So you continue talking and then after about 15 minutes she goes to the bathroom and runs some water into the tub. 10 minutes later she invites you to come into the bathroom to continue talking.



Now, you're sitting in the bathroom of a woman you just met about 90 minutes ago and she's laying "butt naked" in a tub of soap suds.




Stay cool, if she wants to do something she'll let you know. Furthermore, don't do anything with her (this will make her think).
 

November 17

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Growing up your childhood friend Marty also had the "gift of gab," and it help elevate him into a nice Court Clerk's position in Surrogate Court in Lower Manhattan.

His vocal skills served him well with the ladies also, so you decided to invite him to your office Christmas party that ironically was being held at his job (from 6:00 - 11:00 PM).

Marty was playing it cool when he asked you about this blond haired woman that was dancing by herself. You looked over and realized it was Nicole "Coco" Woods.
He asked for an intro and then started dancing with her.

Coco, moves like someone you would see in a video (she might have been a study at Alvin Ailey), but you had the feeling she had been drinking. Marty sensed this too and when she went to light up a cigar that was his cue.

He told her that they would probably say something about her smoking on the building, but he knew a spot where she could smoke. So he takes up upstairs to his office on the 4th floor and well...

 

November 17

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Your wife complains that she needs help cleaning the house and you suggested hiring a housekeepinger to come in once a week (due to the fact you both work and have very busy schedules).

Do you think she would be okay with her?

 

November 17

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Many moons ago my cousin put me in a "trick bag" (awkward situation). It was late Sunday night/Monday morning around 2:00 AM, and he calls you up and ask you to come "hangout."

He's driving and about 5 minutes from your apartment and is telling you that he's got this Italian girl that he's been fooling around with (later on he showed me some photos of the Italian female and she looked like an Instagram/Onlyfans model and would definitely get a few "Raw" comments if she was posted here).

Now, he let's me know that her girlfriend is in the car also and she wants you to come "hangout" with them.

The problem is you're "dog tired," from only getting about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep because you spent all day watching football and taking naps off and on.

I told him that I wasn't coming out (he even put the other girl on the phone and I remember her saying "What's wrong, you don't like Italian girls?" I had to explain to her that I was just very tired. I also knew it was going to take some time to get ready).

I just remember that night when I saw this female and was thinking suppose she looked like this?








He gave me the "business" for about a month after that, but how the hell do you give somebody 5, 10 minutes to get ready because you've got a female you want them to go out with, and at 2:00 AM?
 
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November 17

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A few years back you went to an event sponsored by an All Black Army Unit in Connecticut. The event was well organized, plenty of food, activities and people were very respectful of each other.

The event was held in a very large park and you soon realized that other people were holding festivities on that day also. So you wonder into the woods and you encounter 3 women (2 are partially nude, and one fully dressed and taking photographs).

The 2 nude ones explain they are having their annual Sorority meeting and invite you to join them.

 

November 17

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Your cousin Dante found himself in an interesting situation last Summer. He was invited to a Labor Day weekend part was his coworker, Kirk.

Several people from the job were invited as well including Tanya. Tanya was "open secretly" dated Dante's supervisor, who was constantly getting on Dante's nerves and it was no secret that they had a strong disliking for each other.

Nevertheless, the party was in Amityville, NY and Dante planned on driving out there. However, the night before Tanya and Dante's A-hole supervisor had a big fight and told her she needed to find a ride with someone else or take the train out there if she planned on going.

She called Dante on Saturday and he said she could catch a ride with him.



So Dante picked Tanya up and they headed out to Amityville the only thing was they got lost (the GPS is not working). So, Dante had to pull over and go old school and read a map. While he's doing that he noticed Tanya was getting hot and "frisky."



After a few more hints, Dante found a "No tell Motel," and figured so what of he arrives a little late (those "CP time" jokes aren't going to bother him as long as he came).



 
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