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You were recently talking to a childhood friend who you had not spoken to in about 20 years and unfortunately he had a problem with substance abuse, and he had to enroll in a program. Even after the program had ended he still attended regular meetings with a psychologist (he felt that it helped him to cope and explained that he is still an addict and that everyday is a challenge).
Now, he's been clean for 15 years, but he almost ended up having another addition. In a "nutshell," his psychologist had very unorthodox methods and he felt something was wrong, but he was attracted to her. Initially, things were good they would just sit down and talk, but then she was trying to get him to delay giving into temptations.
It was hell on him because she would tease him and he wanted to sleep with her, but the exercise was to see if he had the ability to resist his urges.
He had to get back to work so he told you he would tell you the rest later.
Now, he's been clean for 15 years, but he almost ended up having another addition. In a "nutshell," his psychologist had very unorthodox methods and he felt something was wrong, but he was attracted to her. Initially, things were good they would just sit down and talk, but then she was trying to get him to delay giving into temptations.
It was hell on him because she would tease him and he wanted to sleep with her, but the exercise was to see if he had the ability to resist his urges.
He had to get back to work so he told you he would tell you the rest later.
Last September, Ms. Hart was hired as your Personal Assistant and in a short period of time she was like your right hand.
Things couldn't have been better because you were able to be twice as productive and she was so easy to talk to (this would soon become a problem that you could not foresee).
During the Holiday season in December there were plenty of office parties and Kenya didn’t seem to miss one. Oh, did I forget to mention your girlfriend Kenya, who seemed to become the "Queen of the Holiday season."
You began to notice that during this time period you would have trouble getting in contact with Kenya (you were unable to attend many of these parties with her because you had additional work thrust upon you in Nov/Dec.)
Now since you spent a lot of time with Rose you began to confide in her about your situation. She was very understanding and intially didn’t imply that Kenya could be cheating on you. Instead, she supported her saying she just wanted to get out and have fun.
The problems started when one evening you couldn't get in contact with Kenya and then out of nowhere Rose sent you a text message.
You didn't speak on it when you saw her the next day and you were able to get through the day with no mention of it. Maybe it was a mistake, a message meant for another guy? Yet, you couldn't stop thinking about it.
However, later that night you got 2 more messages from Rose.
Included was a message that said:
"If you need a friend I'll be there for you."
I have friends that have worked security for recording artists as well as sports stadiums and arenas. Although, I never took the time to ask them I am sure they have some wild stories.
Now, most recording artists have what we would refer to as "groupies" that would be willing to do almost "anything" to get close to some entertainers. In addition, I have heard stories where women were willing to sleep with some of the guys that were on the security detail just to be allowed backstage.
So, what do you do if you're working security at a concert for Chris Brown and she wants to get backstage?
Furthermore, she's willing to take it there.
Now, most recording artists have what we would refer to as "groupies" that would be willing to do almost "anything" to get close to some entertainers. In addition, I have heard stories where women were willing to sleep with some of the guys that were on the security detail just to be allowed backstage.
So, what do you do if you're working security at a concert for Chris Brown and she wants to get backstage?
Furthermore, she's willing to take it there.
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Anarchy is the rejection of governmental authority and societal hierarchy. It also has become a synonym for chaos and disorder.
About 2 weeks ago, on a Thursday night you were sitting at home and got this strange craving for some tacos from "Chipolte's." So, you decided to take a walk there before they closed (the restaurant is a little less than a mile from you and closes at 11:00 PM).
You just made it before closing and now you're on your way back home. Then a strange idea popped into your head and you thought about getting a "Drink to Go," from this local bar that you passed on your way to Chipolte's.
You have never been to this Upper East side bar/restaurant before, but walked passed it several times, and noticed it always seemed to be lively. So you stopped in and sat at the bar for awhile and ordered a drink while watching the NBA game on television.
While you're sitting there this woman you've never seen starts to invade your personal space while attempting to order a drink. She apologizes, and explains maybe she's being bad because of the shirt she has on. She explains the shirt represent "Anarchy," and sometimes she doesn't follow the rules.
This starts a very interesting conversation and she said something that still resonates with you.
As a woman if she wanted to take you home after meeting you for the first time she would be considered a "Slut" or "Whore." But, as a man you are applauded for your conquests when it comes to a "One Night Stand."
Somehow, that conversation continued as you ended up leaving the bar with "Stef."
About 2 weeks ago, on a Thursday night you were sitting at home and got this strange craving for some tacos from "Chipolte's." So, you decided to take a walk there before they closed (the restaurant is a little less than a mile from you and closes at 11:00 PM).
You just made it before closing and now you're on your way back home. Then a strange idea popped into your head and you thought about getting a "Drink to Go," from this local bar that you passed on your way to Chipolte's.
You have never been to this Upper East side bar/restaurant before, but walked passed it several times, and noticed it always seemed to be lively. So you stopped in and sat at the bar for awhile and ordered a drink while watching the NBA game on television.
While you're sitting there this woman you've never seen starts to invade your personal space while attempting to order a drink. She apologizes, and explains maybe she's being bad because of the shirt she has on. She explains the shirt represent "Anarchy," and sometimes she doesn't follow the rules.
This starts a very interesting conversation and she said something that still resonates with you.
As a woman if she wanted to take you home after meeting you for the first time she would be considered a "Slut" or "Whore." But, as a man you are applauded for your conquests when it comes to a "One Night Stand."
Somehow, that conversation continued as you ended up leaving the bar with "Stef."
You and some of the fellas from the old neighborhood decided to take a road trip to Pennsylvania to visit Pierre. Pierre, who always had aspirations to become a Park Ranger (maybe too many episodes of Yogi Bear) applied for a job in Pennsylvania and got hired.
He ended up relocating and got married. He has a multi room rustic style home and a beautiful view of a lake. Now being from the inner city you decided to go visit the lake early in the morning and just enjoy the peace of mind.
Suddenly, you hear a voice that seems to come out of nowhere? You look around and see this young lady sitting by the lake (She reminds you of Carmen Morales from the neighborhood, remember her, the one that could...). She introduces herself as Jade, and assumes you must be a friend of Pierre's?
At a quick glance you assumed Jade might be pregnant, but then you realized that was not what you were seeing.
You end up having a long conversation about the area, and you asked her if she ever gets nervous living out here? She told you intially she was worried, but then she got comfortable, although she did have a few stories about strange things she's seen and heard at night that she can't explain.
Now, you're really getting into the conversation because what's she telling you is very interesting. But, while she's talking she appears to be playing with her breasts (you want to advance, but you stand your ground because you might be getting mixed signals).
Right on time, Susie (Pierre's wife) calls you from the house to tell you that breakfast is ready. When you walk back to the house Susie tells you that she saw you with Jade. You said that Jade seemed nice and invited you to come over for lunch.
Susie told you just be careful.
He ended up relocating and got married. He has a multi room rustic style home and a beautiful view of a lake. Now being from the inner city you decided to go visit the lake early in the morning and just enjoy the peace of mind.
Suddenly, you hear a voice that seems to come out of nowhere? You look around and see this young lady sitting by the lake (She reminds you of Carmen Morales from the neighborhood, remember her, the one that could...). She introduces herself as Jade, and assumes you must be a friend of Pierre's?
At a quick glance you assumed Jade might be pregnant, but then you realized that was not what you were seeing.
You end up having a long conversation about the area, and you asked her if she ever gets nervous living out here? She told you intially she was worried, but then she got comfortable, although she did have a few stories about strange things she's seen and heard at night that she can't explain.
Now, you're really getting into the conversation because what's she telling you is very interesting. But, while she's talking she appears to be playing with her breasts (you want to advance, but you stand your ground because you might be getting mixed signals).
Right on time, Susie (Pierre's wife) calls you from the house to tell you that breakfast is ready. When you walk back to the house Susie tells you that she saw you with Jade. You said that Jade seemed nice and invited you to come over for lunch.
Susie told you just be careful.
A man (woman) as well should know their limitations.
You go on vacation with your girlfriend and she wants to go to the beach. Now you planned this trip months in advance so you both had time to get in better shape.
So, you're sitting there on the beach with your girlfriend and she has the "Gas face" on (looking at some of the women on the beach with great disdain).
Do yourself a favor, don't ask, you know what's going on.
You go on vacation with your girlfriend and she wants to go to the beach. Now you planned this trip months in advance so you both had time to get in better shape.
So, you're sitting there on the beach with your girlfriend and she has the "Gas face" on (looking at some of the women on the beach with great disdain).
Do yourself a favor, don't ask, you know what's going on.
Sean "Siege" Anderson was a tomboy growing up, probably because she has 3 older brothers. Maybe this explains why she is an avid New York Mets fan.
Upon listening to you and the guys at work talk about sports, she finds out that you like the LA Dodgers.
After weeks of trash talk she straight up told you that you are taking her to some games this season.
Then she upped the trash talk by telling you that you could always "pull out" if you get scared or feel you can't handle the pressure.
Was she dropping hints?
Upon listening to you and the guys at work talk about sports, she finds out that you like the LA Dodgers.
After weeks of trash talk she straight up told you that you are taking her to some games this season.
Then she upped the trash talk by telling you that you could always "pull out" if you get scared or feel you can't handle the pressure.
Was she dropping hints?
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Your nephew made the All State team (Basketball) while playing at New York City High school, and is highly recruited by several D-1 colleges.
He received an invite to visit a few schools and one particular school suggested that he was more than welcome to bring his family (all expenses paid).
You decided to go with him and you were very impressed with the campus and their presentation.
So, on Saturday he was invited to a mixer that was sponsored by the school, and attended by several other athletes (he was being chaperoned by one of the players on the team).
You told him that if he needed you for anything just give you a call, and you went out had dinner at a local diner. When you went back to your hotel room you smiled thinking back to your school days.
However, that feeling of nostalgia quickly left when you notice a strange woman laying in your bed (the Goldilocks syndrome)?
You quickly learned that her name was Marina and she was sent as a "gift" from the University.
He received an invite to visit a few schools and one particular school suggested that he was more than welcome to bring his family (all expenses paid).
You decided to go with him and you were very impressed with the campus and their presentation.
So, on Saturday he was invited to a mixer that was sponsored by the school, and attended by several other athletes (he was being chaperoned by one of the players on the team).
You told him that if he needed you for anything just give you a call, and you went out had dinner at a local diner. When you went back to your hotel room you smiled thinking back to your school days.
However, that feeling of nostalgia quickly left when you notice a strange woman laying in your bed (the Goldilocks syndrome)?
You quickly learned that her name was Marina and she was sent as a "gift" from the University.