Blacks and mayonnaise
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Personally I like the shit. Can't imagine tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, deviled eggs, or cole slaw without it. I think too many of us say we don't like it just because white people do.
Nah there's no "Cool Points" that come with not liking mayonnaise. I know people who like it, I just don't like it.
It might not be a coincidence, but I don't like any of the foods you mentioned.
I can't stand mayo by itself. Miracle Whip tastes a lil better, but I can only deal with a very thin layer. Sandwich Spread is where it's at for me. I can even deal with Tartar Sauce but mayo alone...Personally I like the shit. Can't imagine tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad, deviled eggs, or cole slaw without it. I think too many of us say we don't like it just because white people do.
I can't stand cheese but I like pizza, as long as it's not too heavy on the cheese. Mozzarella isn't strong or sharp so...
I wouldn't eat cream cheese but my wife made dishes with it and that was tolerable too.
It's funny you say that, because I know someone who doesnt eat white condiments, red condiments, or brown sauce (i.e. gravy)
Most blacks do what they are told to do. So, if the “black” thing is to not like mayonnaise, niggas follow. If the “black” thing is to like 90 inch asses, all black women will sell their souls to get surgery to get a 90 inch ass and every simp will be thirsting for them.
Unfortunately, blacks are the most amenable people on the planet. The other day I ate breakfast with 2 black girls and one black guy. We all ordered grits. I put cheese and sugar in my grits and as predicted, all of the people I was with stated that real black people don’t use sugar in their grits, they’re supposed to use salt and pepper. They also had an almost horrified look on their faces as if some major offense happened like I chopped up a little kid and mixed him inside the damn grits. This is my point. Niggas are brainwashed into following foolishness that they think makes them black.
This is why we will always remain on the bottom
Unfortunately, blacks are the most amenable people on the planet. The other day I ate breakfast with 2 black girls and one black guy. We all ordered grits. I put cheese and sugar in my grits and as predicted, all of the people I was with stated that real black people don’t use sugar in their grits, they’re supposed to use salt and pepper. They also had an almost horrified look on their faces as if some major offense happened like I chopped up a little kid and mixed him inside the damn grits. This is my point. Niggas are brainwashed into following foolishness that they think makes them black.
This is why we will always remain on the bottom
I don't know when or how this lunacy ever got started. Like you stated mayonnaise even Miracle Whip has been used by the people I've known my entire life. That includes family and friends. In fact I know a woman who makes her own.
But its funny how people get all mushy about a little mayo but have no problem eating ass.
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Do you have food that you don’t like?
And regarding eating ass. If you’re eating ass or pussy and it tastes nasty, that’s you and your woman’s fault you nasty muthafucka!
It depends on what it is. I only use mayonaise for tuna fish, potato salad and hot sausage sandwiches nothing else.
Mayonnaise day on this joint?
You do know of course that Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is a dressing for salads. People themselves just decided start using it on sandwichs. Might be the most misunderstood food product ever.
Yeah, I didn't get that. People seem to want to use that name mayonnaise interchangeably. At my house growing up I had to specifically ask for my parents to buy Hellmann's because they always bought Miracle Whip to put on our cold cut sandwiches
All that shit’s nasty but:
Why Miracle Whip isn’t mayo: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires that anything labeled "mayonnaise" contain a minimum of 65 percent vegetable oil by weight. And though Kraft keeps Miracle Whip’s exact oil content a secret, the company confirms that it is too low to meet the mayo standard.
What makes it different: While it contains mayo’s key ingredients (egg, soybean oil, vinegar, water), Miracle Whip sets itself apart with a sweet, spicy flavor that some folks prefer. First introduced during the Depression, when its cheaper price made it alluring to people who couldn’t afford more highfalutin mayo, it’s now caught up, costing about the same amount per ounce as the real thing. At any price, Miracle Whip still has legions of devotees: According to Kraft, it’s currently among the grocery industry’s 20 top-selling brands.
https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/miracle-whip-mayonnaise
I actually like them both just depends on what I'm eating. But this thing about black men and mayonnaise is downright silly. I've known about the reason why some refuse black men refusing to use it. The reason is more silly than Santa.
So what's the reason?
It's really an asinine reason, I knew two guys from years ago where both swore that mayonnaise reminded them of cum. That's why they don't like it.
The comment to me was so stupid I immediately broke out in laughter and asked them, "which was a better spread on your toasted whole wheat?" How do you respond to that?
I'm good bruh, I'll stick withY'all need to step your game up. Get a little bougie with it.
I like mayo.
you need it for tuna salad and potato salad and I love those things.
you need it for tuna salad and potato salad and I love those things.
Stupid myth. Black people use Miracle Whip to make potato salads. You can't have a cookout, thanksgiving reunion, picnic, boat ride, or any other get-together without someone bringing a potato salad. It's mandatory.
The first ingredient in that jar is canola oil. Miracle Whip is healthier.Y'all need to step your game up. Get a little bougie with it.