Mayo is great on a sandwich or a hamburger...
Mustard is nasty
& pickles on a hamburger is
....
Mustard is nasty
& pickles on a hamburger is
....
Blacks and mayonnaise
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wife likes mayo, I hate it. my family loves making mayo-based salads for cookouts (potato, seafood, chicken, egg) but I will not touch them with a 10 foot pole.
but... here's what's fucked up. mayo + damn near ANYTHING = absolutely delicious.
mayo + horseradish = horseradish sauce. love it on a sandwich with roast beef or brisket.
mayo + garlic = aioli. try this on your burger just once and you will be hooked.
mayo + sriracha = an awesome sauce for french fries. great for a burger too. the mayo cuts the heat of the sriracha, while the pepper flavor from the sriracha takes over that stupid wierd sweetness that mayo brings to the table.
my cousins used to mix mayo with ketchup and mustard to make what they call an awesome sauce for dipping shrimp and crabmeat into.
but... here's what's fucked up. mayo + damn near ANYTHING = absolutely delicious.
mayo + horseradish = horseradish sauce. love it on a sandwich with roast beef or brisket.
mayo + garlic = aioli. try this on your burger just once and you will be hooked.
mayo + sriracha = an awesome sauce for french fries. great for a burger too. the mayo cuts the heat of the sriracha, while the pepper flavor from the sriracha takes over that stupid wierd sweetness that mayo brings to the table.
my cousins used to mix mayo with ketchup and mustard to make what they call an awesome sauce for dipping shrimp and crabmeat into.
lemme get out this thread before you start posting mayo shooting out a bitch asshole or some twisted shit
17 People Who Are Way Too Obsessed With Mayonnaise
1. The McDonald’s server responsible for this monstrosity.
2. Whoever thought these were acceptable tuna mayo proportions.
3. This lady.
4. OMG THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
5. The person who forgot that two rights don’t always make another right.
6. Honey Boo Boo.
7. The chip shop owner who really hated his customers.
8. And the sandwich shop waiter who really loved his.
9. Whoever asked this.
10. The person responsible for ruining this pizza worser than it was already ruined. (yes i said worser)
11. Whoever stocked this supermarket.
12. The person who wondered whether mayonnaise has medical uses.
13. The person who combined bread and meat and peanut butter and mayonnaise and created hell.
14. This guy, whose intentions just aren’t clear.
15. The person who ruined this tuna melt.
16. And this Subway sandwich.
17. But most of all, this guy.
1. The McDonald’s server responsible for this monstrosity.
2. Whoever thought these were acceptable tuna mayo proportions.
3. This lady.
4. OMG THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
5. The person who forgot that two rights don’t always make another right.
6. Honey Boo Boo.
7. The chip shop owner who really hated his customers.
8. And the sandwich shop waiter who really loved his.
9. Whoever asked this.
10. The person responsible for ruining this pizza worser than it was already ruined. (yes i said worser)
11. Whoever stocked this supermarket.
12. The person who wondered whether mayonnaise has medical uses.
13. The person who combined bread and meat and peanut butter and mayonnaise and created hell.
14. This guy, whose intentions just aren’t clear.
15. The person who ruined this tuna melt.
16. And this Subway sandwich.
17. But most of all, this guy.
Growin' up in da 'jects, there'd be occasions when a nigga ate smooth mouth sammiches (a mayo sammich).
mayo on a BLT-
mayo in tuna with relish & a little mustard-
mayo in egg salad sandwiches (I used to dig the SHIT outta egg salad sammiches & my Moms fed me them daily. I had enuff after a couple years and never ate them again after age 7!)
now miracle whip with olive oil as a substitute for mayo since seeing that firehouse ad.
mayo in tuna with relish & a little mustard-
mayo in egg salad sandwiches (I used to dig the SHIT outta egg salad sammiches & my Moms fed me them daily. I had enuff after a couple years and never ate them again after age 7!)
now miracle whip with olive oil as a substitute for mayo since seeing that firehouse ad.
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miracle whip is disgusting.
i have hated that shit since i was a kid.
i prefer mayo.
A while ago someone posted a vid of a black chick getting her lesbian friend to give a milk enema and shooting the milk out her asshole. It made me
tho'. 
I hate mayo,miracle whip,ketchup,mustard,tartar sauce,and all that other bullshit...
yes...Im a very picky eater...
yes...Im a very picky eater...
Yeah, I don't do tartar sauce like that either. Dukes or Hellmann's, or honey mustard. I just got around to liking spicy dijon mustard recently.I hate mayo,miracle whip,ketchup,mustard,tartar sauce,and all that other bullshit...
yes...Im a very picky eater...
miracle whip is the shit!!!! why yall in here bs'n
Am i the only one that dips his fries in miracle whip??
i dont eat it as much..but i stil fuck with it from tiem to time.
I used to make fried bologna sandwiches.
Put miracle whip on one bread, mustard on the other.
fry the bologna for a min, then throw on a piece of cheap ass sliced cheese.
Am i the only one that dips his fries in miracle whip??
i dont eat it as much..but i stil fuck with it from tiem to time.
I used to make fried bologna sandwiches.
Put miracle whip on one bread, mustard on the other.
fry the bologna for a min, then throw on a piece of cheap ass sliced cheese.
And so do I....
But eating alone??....out of the jar?....nah,it's a garnish....something to enhance the main subject.
Mayo is great on a sandwich or a hamburger...
Mustard is nasty
& pickles on a hamburger is
wait no pickles?..
i just love turkey sandwich with a roasted garlic and green chili aioli..
