You were looking for work and lucked up by finding a job with UPS during the Holiday season since that was the busiest time of the year. Since you were a seasonal worker you usually ended up on the loading dock, but on this particular day you when out on the delivery truck with a Senior driver.
Gus figured you could cut the workload in half if you took one side of the street and him the other, and you agreed. Unfortunately, for you one of your deliveries was in a building where the elevator was "Out of Service," and you had to walk up 5 fights of steps with a heavy package. When you arrived at Mrs. Isha Bakshi's apartment you were literally out of breath and a bit sweaty.
Mrs. Bakshi noticed you looked a bit disheveled from having to climb the steps with her package and invited you in for a few minutes and offered you a soda. You accepted and then she gave you a brief history about how she had quit her job at the request of her husband, but was starting to get bored and lonely just being home most of the time.
Then the conversation took a "left turn," and Mrs. Bakshi said:
"I bet your wife or girlfriend looks forward to seeing you come home each day?"
You explained that you were not married and she asked you:
"What would you do if I was your wife and you came home to see me like this?"