Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

[November 17]

You finally decide to go to the gym with your friend Charles (he's been telling you for months about all the attractive women there, besides you could use the exercise).

So you just want to play around with some light weights and cycling. You're doing fine with the free weights, but you have no idea how to adjust the machine for a lift or press.

Apparently, Anri does. She asks you are you new to this gym because she's never seen you here before?
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Anri is nice and tells you if you need any help with the equipment here please feel free to ask her. She then adjust one of machines and shows you how to use it and stands there and watches you (this normally wouldn't be a problem, but other parts of your body are having a reaction to Anri).

You're getting the hang of the weight machine, but you can't stop fantasizing about Anri. Nevertheless, after about 10 minutes she walks away, but returns with her business card and her cell number on it and she tells you to give her a call when you think you're coming back to the gym.


Anri, tells you that she's about to leave and says..."If you work with her, she will make sure you get a Hard (she paused and smiled) Body.

Now, you're going to be thinking about her like this for the next few days. Unless, you get up the nerve to call her later this evening?

 

[November 17]

Your cousin, who lives in Miami (South beach) invites you to visit since the weather where you're at is freezing. To entice you he puts Sigal on a video chat with you (he's fooling around with her cousin).

Sigal is from Stockholm, Sweden and she's telling you to come down and she'll show you around town. She even offers to take you to the beach.

 

[Casca]

 

[November 17]

Your cousin Lisa wants you to meet her friend Mary. In the past you recall some of Lisa's friends as being kinda of loud and boisterous, so you're a little reluctant. Lisa tells you that Mary is a nice quiet girl, and unlike some of her friends you've met in the past.

Well, when Lisa and Mary arrive they're bundled up since it's about 7 degrees outside so the keep their coats on for a few minutes to thaw out. After awhile Mary takes off her coat and pulls the hood off.


You're pleasantly surprised, but it gets better.
Mary really likes the layout of your place, the lighting, the ambiance and was wondering if you or Lisa could take a few photos of her. Lisa suggests that you do it and that gives you an opportunity to get to know a little bit about Mary.




Trust me, Mary has at least 3 or 4 outfits, and if you're lucky you might get to see the birthday suit one.

 

[November 17]

You and Genesis go way back, and the truth is you've always wanted to "hook up" with her but she has a thing for knuckleheads. So you and her are just good friends.

So you stop by to see her before the New Year and you and her just chill. You can't remember who triggered her, but she starts asking you if she should get her breast done?

You tell that the look okay to you then she pulls up her shirt like you're on "Nip/Tuck," and you're speechless.



She feels you need a better look.

 

[Madrox]

Your cousin Lisa wants you to meet her friend Mary. In the past you recall some of Lisa's friends as being kinda of loud and boisterous, so you're a little reluctant. Lisa tells you that Mary is a nice quiet girl, and unlike some of her friends you've met in the past.

Well, when Lisa and Mary arrive they're bundled up since it's about 7 degrees outside so the keep their coats on for a few minutes to thaw out. After awhile Mary takes off her coat and pulls the hood off.


You're pleasantly surprised, but it gets better.
Mary really likes the layout of your place, the lighting, the ambiance and was wondering if you or Lisa could take a few photos of her. Lisa suggests that you do it and that gives you an opportunity to get to know a little bit about Mary.




Trust me, Mary has at least 3 or 4 outfits, and if you're lucky you might get to see the birthday suit one.

You and Genesis go way back, and the truth is you've always wanted to "hook up" with her but she has a thing for knuckleheads. So you and her are just good friends.

So you stop by to see her before the New Year and you and her just chill. You can't remember who triggered her, but she starts asking you if she should get her breast done?

You tell that the look okay to you then she pulls up her shirt like you're on "Nip/Tuck," and you're speechless.



She feels you need a better look.

 

[November 17]

Your girlfriend from time to time will test your loyalty. So you go on vacation to Hawaii and your room is right by Secret beach (you can go nude on this beach). Your girl is feeling bold and said she might want to try it.

In the meantime, she meets Anya, (Russian)who is very free spirited and has been to a few nude beaches and is encouraging your girlfriend since you don't want to go.

This is Anya:


Anya tells your girlfriend that she will check the beach out first and come back and get her if she wants to go nude (however, she tells her you can wear clothing on the beach too).

So we watch Anya lay out on the beach and well, that was short lived for you because:



(You hope your girl didn't hear you whisper...Damn!)

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[November 17]

Life was pretty simple before you became a multi-millionaire, you would invite October to yacht parties (hosted by your friends), and she would show up dressed like this...



Now, that you have a better home near the water, and she's seen "Aquaman" about ten times, she walks around like this...

 

[November 17]

 

[November 17]

Zara has aspirations of being a "hardcore" rapper, and already has a concept for her album cover...



Back cover...

 

[November 17]

Remember the time you were away at school and spent part of the winter recess on campus. Apparently, Bambi did too, so this was your chance to "hook up" with her since she had a reputation of "getting around."

So, you treat her to a nice dinner and then back to your room to watch a movie with a nice bottle of wine.

Bambi seems ready...


Well, not quite, because you made the mistake of asking her if they should have recasted the "Black Panther" instead of having Shuri take the lead? This killed the mood and your chances.

And to think Andre got her to treat him to dinner(she ordered a pizza)and let him"hit it."




And Eddie got to "hit it" after she did his laundry and then she took him to "Red Lobster."

 

[November 17]

Kt wants to open up a sexy cleaning service

Bathroom...



Kitchen...

 

[November 17]

Let's say you attended a party for New Year's Eve and you met Faii (Since the party was in a very warm climate, the guest had access to a swimming pool also).

Faii's a very free spirit from Thailand and is very straight forward about her attraction to you and her desire to have sex with you.



Faii just wants you to be aware of 2 things:

1. She basically has no inhibitions so you are pretty much free to do as you please (no physical abuse).

2. She likes to tease her partners, but wants to handcuff them so they experience a slow build up.


Considering you just met her would you let her use handcuffs on you?

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[November 17]

When you first met Judit you were riding your bicycle and she reluctantly gave you her business card.



After about a week she decided to go to lunch with you (guess it was an off pay week), but she sees you getting out of a Mercedes-Benz.

Somehow the lunch turned into "What are you doing for dinner this Friday?" Which later turned into this.

 

[November 17]

Guys outside the club were "sweating" Jade so when you saw her at the bar you got nervous.


Nervous? Because you're trying to get from here...



To here...

 

[theoriginalgreatone]

Dag

 

[November 17]

Some of my married friends remember when they were dating their girlfriends were like this...


And...



And...


Sad thing is after a few years some have mentioned how, well let's just say they miss that type of reception when they get home.

 

[November 17]

Karma has a strange way playing games with your life, but sometimes for the better. You're just hanging out with some friends and take a walk to a neighborhood sandwich shop to pick up some hamburgers.

While you're there Angel comments on your Raiders jersey and starts a conversation about football (she actually knows a lot about the game).



You enjoy the conversation and end up exchanging numbers. After a few phone calls she suggests you and her "hang out."
Your basically open to anything Angel wants to do because you're hoping the evening ends up with you back at her place.




Maybe, but does karma have other plans for you?

 

[November 17]

Is there such a thing as a "good dilemma?"
Your landlord has a proposition for you. As a favor to her would you be willing to allow a former tenant to live with you for a month or 2? She is also willing to reduce your rent by 50% for the duration. The former tenant (who you knew casually) has moved back to the city and could just use a little help getting on her feet.

You agree, and Mady actually makes a good roommate, very clean, cooks and adds a "woman's touch" to the place, but there is just one problem.
Mady is Italian and was raised in a very liberal household so nudity for her is the norm.

She likes to cook so when she gets up in the morning she wants to make breakfast for you...



Then when you come home in the evening if she's in the her bedroom you see this...



Then if you're both home on the weekend she likes you to watch movies with her...



Mady has inquired as to whether you have a girlfriend (you're single) and you told her "no." However, you know that if you invite any women over your place while Mady is staying there, they are going to assume you are sleeping with Mady.

What makes matters worst is that she's very friendly, but you can't tell if she is naturally friendly or if she has a romantic interest in you. Oh, there is also the situation that she keeps the door open when she showers and walks out the bathroom nude after the shower.

 

[November 17]

You work a security job from 11:00 PM to 7:00 AM at an Energy company. Most of the employees work similar hours and it's ver rare for them to move their cars during the night once the clock in.

You have a partner named Natalia, who's going through a little drama with her ex husband and child support payments. Well, one night Natalia comes to work and was doing well until around 4 AM.

She remembered that she has a court date this morning at 9, and is supposed to meet her attorney at 7:30, but she forgot some very important documents. Only problem by subway and bus it would take her 90 minutes both ways (maybe longer because it's late), so she asks if you could drive her and promises do whatever you want.

You tell her to come on, and you drive her to her house and back in about 40 minutes. Before you park, she reminds you that you never said what you wanted for your services? Before you can answer she says..."You wanna hit this, right?" "You know you do!"



You and Natalia go at it for about 20 minutes in the car and then come back inside to do your rounds. You're trying to stay composed because you still can't believe that happened, but it did.

So, when it's time to clock out you ask Natalia does she need a ride to her Attorney's office, she does, so you take her.
You're off tonight (so is Natalia) so around 7:00 PM she sends you a text inviting you over tonight.

She feels her debt to you is not fully paid.

 

[Madrox]

She feels her debt to you is not fully paid.

 

[2Klub]

It’s the reverse…

 

[Casca]

 

[November 17]

This is just an observation.

I was in McDonald's yesterday evening and this middle aged white or white hispanic woman was with her son, who had to use the bathroom. She knocked on the door, but received no response so she got the code for the lock from one of the employees.




To her surprise a young lady was using the bathroom, and she apologize to her (no problem). A young man standing next to the bathroom told the older woman that it wasn't her fault.



She smiled, and thanked him, and then asked him what High school did he attend? He laughed and then explained that he was employed by UPS, and was actually 30 yrs old. They conversed for a few minutes and it occurred to me that if she wanted to take him home with her she could have.



I have to give her credit for her ability to transition from a mishap to potentially picking up a young man at least 10 years her junior and in such a subtle manner.



And how do I know she could have slept with him that night? Well, on my way out he held the door for me and told me that he was "down to sleep with" that kid's mother, and we both laughed as he walked back in.

 

[November 17]

"One man's trash is another man's treasury," or so they say, but who could imagine trash would lead you down this particular path?

You live next door to a Dominican family, very friendly, polite and good neighbors, and occasionally, you run into the lady of the house and you have very pleasant conversations. Well, late one evening your taking your trash out to the incinerator and you run into a young lady you're never seen before on your floor. Nice brown caramel complexion, long dark hair down to her shoulders, and huge breasts, in addition, what makes this really taxing is that she has on black lingerie (it's late so I guess she figures she could just place the garbage in the incinerator and run back into the apartment).

She says "hi" and explains she will only be a minute, but you can see she is having problems getting some of the trash down the shoot, so you come walk over and try to help her. She smells like "Gucci Gold" and to make matters worst as you are trying to force the garbage down the shoot she is leaning over you with her breast resting on your shoulder.



She asks you do you live on this floor and you point to your apartment and then she tells you stays next door with her sister (she seems happy knowing that you and her are neighbors) and that her name is Marbel. So she tells you that it was nice to meet you and hope to she you again, smiles and says "Good night." You tell Marbel "Good night" take out your trash and walk back to your apartment. For the next few days you find yourself trying to take out the garbage around the same time hoping to run into Marbel, but no luck and then one evening you get a knock on the door. It's Marbel, and she needs your help. The bathtub drain is clogged and she water has back up into it and it's too late for the landlord to have someone come out. So, you get a plunger, baking soda and vinegar and a whole lot of prayer and you're able to fix it for her. Marbel, "Thanks you" and you simply go home with an additional reward of a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

However, you made one small mistake, nothing major, but you forgot to bring back your vinegar and baking soda, so after about 40 minutes, Marbel knocks on your door to return the items to you. You did forget to tell Marbel one more thing that she could do and you invite her in to show her (she runs back to her place to lock the door). You explain to her that pouring boiling hot water down the bathtub drain should also help after she let's the baking soda and vinegar solution sit for awhile (you show her this and tell her to keep the baking soda and the vinegar just in case).
While your leaning over the tub, Marbel is leaning over you with her breasts on your shoulder again and you're trying to figure out does she realize what she is doing or is she naive? Well, as you turn to get up from the floor you and Marbel bump heads by accident and she apologizes and gives you a hug while she is kissing your hurt forehead. While she is hugging you she can feel that you are aroused and she slowly moves her hand down to check. The kiss on the forehead then moves to the cheeks and then to the lips and well, I guess you will be needing more vinegar and baking soda



...Just not at this moment.

 

[November 17]

Marbel has been on your mind after the time you and her spent together. But, you realize there are 2 slight problems:

1. She is fluent in Spanish (you're not) and her English is just okay.
2. Her sister doesn't think it's a good idea for her to rush into a new relationship (even though her sister thinks you're a nice guy).

Nevertheless, you and Marbel have been texting back and forth and she is sending you some nice photos.



You'd love to "hang out" with Marbel tonight, but she can't come up with a good excuse to leave the house. But, she tells you that her sister goes to the gym around 3 or 4 tomorrow so you can hook up then.

 

[November 17]

Marbel was telling you about her family in the Dominican Republic and mentioned her cousin Christina (who she used to go clubbing with).





She told you that Christina is kinda of wild, but she's a nice girl. Oh, and she wants to come to the States to see if she could be a model.


Marbel wanted to know if you think Christina could be a model here?

 

[tajshan]

You and these scenarios......

 

[November 17]

Sometimes it's hard to come to grips with the fact that you're not getting any younger. Imagine attending your niece's college graduation and she's introducing you as her uncle.



Now, you're thinking her friends are looking at you as an "Uncle," but you see them as...

 

[November 17]

You and these scenarios......

Yeah, I know, lol... I just hope the women are attractive, lol.