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Gloria O. Smith
Last Two Photos by Peter Basch.
Gloria O. Smith
Last Two Photos by Peter Basch.
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Remember when your cousin Marty told you that he really didn't care for tattoos on women? That policy ended when he saw Charlotte turn around.
A good friend of mine was complaining about younger women that may be 15 to 30 years his junior wanting to date him (he's single in his early 60s)?
I'm still trying to figure out what the problem would be if you're compatible?
I'm still trying to figure out what the problem would be if you're compatible?
About a week ago you drove Raja home and helped him with some boxes, you ended up staying for dinner since his Aunt made some Red curry chicken that was very good (she was also flirting with you, but that's another story). Now, you forgot to mention that the Aunt's daughter lives in the house also (Raja's cousin) and arrived later that evening. You met her and exchanged greetings, her name is Shanta.
So, before you hit the road because it's around 10:00 PM, you decide to use the upstairs bathroom that happens to be near Shanta's room. She must have seen you pass her room because she call you to ask for a favor. She was complaining that it's very hot in the house and was hoping you could lift up her bedroom window (she explains it get stuck and probably needs to be oiled). You're not thinking anything of it, but it did occur to you that she could easily ask her cousin Raja to do this and fix it? So you lift it up with a little effort, Shanta thanks you and then she says that it's still hot and does this...
She stands there for a few seconds so you could get a good look, and then jumps in her bed and covers up. You're in shock as she tells you "It was nice to meet you and I hope to see you again."
So, before you hit the road because it's around 10:00 PM, you decide to use the upstairs bathroom that happens to be near Shanta's room. She must have seen you pass her room because she call you to ask for a favor. She was complaining that it's very hot in the house and was hoping you could lift up her bedroom window (she explains it get stuck and probably needs to be oiled). You're not thinking anything of it, but it did occur to you that she could easily ask her cousin Raja to do this and fix it? So you lift it up with a little effort, Shanta thanks you and then she says that it's still hot and does this...
She stands there for a few seconds so you could get a good look, and then jumps in her bed and covers up. You're in shock as she tells you "It was nice to meet you and I hope to see you again."
Sometimes, I miss hanging out with my cousin, who live in a high rise apartment on the Upper East side. About a block from him was this lady that didn't have any window covers (no curtains, shades, blinds) and she had large windows and use to walk around the house.
You're an assistant coach at the University of Louisville and you would like to get out some recruiting letters out to some potential football players for the fall season.
Ms. Nadine Jansen, who is actually the head coach's personal secretary will be assisting you. Since you prefer to personalize each letter this could take a while, so you order some hamburgers and french fries for you and Ms. Jansen.
Ms. Jansen takes dictation for a few letters and then types them up, and you suggest that you take a break when the food arrived. Ms. Jansen, please call her Nadine, tells you that some "Jack Daniels" would sure go good with this, and grabs a bottle out of the cabinet.
Perhaps the burgers and the "Jack" got Nadine a little too relaxed.
Ms. Nadine Jansen, who is actually the head coach's personal secretary will be assisting you. Since you prefer to personalize each letter this could take a while, so you order some hamburgers and french fries for you and Ms. Jansen.
Ms. Jansen takes dictation for a few letters and then types them up, and you suggest that you take a break when the food arrived. Ms. Jansen, please call her Nadine, tells you that some "Jack Daniels" would sure go good with this, and grabs a bottle out of the cabinet.
Perhaps the burgers and the "Jack" got Nadine a little too relaxed.
Emily Lynne asked me why is it that sometimes black guys seem to approach her when she goes out.
Could it be your personality?
Could it be your personality?
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Your next door neighbor had a pretty wild New Year's Eve party and some good looking women were in attendance. Although, you didn't get an invite you saw a few of the ladies hanging in the hallway.
There was this one female dancing and her outfit caught your attention.
You're even having dreams about her.
You could ask your neighbor about her, but you'd feel a little awkward.
There was this one female dancing and her outfit caught your attention.
You're even having dreams about her.
You could ask your neighbor about her, but you'd feel a little awkward.
Unfortunately, a very good friend of mine spent some time in the hospital(s) last year and would tell me that sometimes during the night a few of the nurses on duty would lay down in his bed. He told me he would wake up in the middle of the night and find a nurse laying next to him sleeping. The next time I speak to him I have to ask him if he remembers any other unusual activities occurring at night?
You have been working overnight for years so you're use to staying up all night, however, not everyone is built for it. They recently added a young lady named Sailor to your shift (she will be working 21:00 - 06:45), and she is like a "breathe of fresh air," considering she is in her late 20s early 30s and she has an optimistic outlook on life. However, the overnight hours take some time to get use to and she usually gets tired around 2, 2:30 am.
You tell Sailor that there are several rooms within the office and that she can choose anyone she likes and go back there and get some sleep. She has the option of putting her head on the desk or using some chairs to form a makeshift bed. No one will come to disturb you and you can lock the door.
Set the alarm on your cell phone for when you want to get up and as a backup I will come get you if you oversleep. She smiles and she goes to sleep in room 237J (it has a window and an air conditioner). Oh, one more thing, I forgot to mention, all of the rooms have a 12 inch glass strip that allows you to see if they are occupied or vacant and the strip is from the floor to the ceiling. So she tells you not to let her sleep past 3:30 or 4 am, and she takes a break around 2:30am.
Even though Sailor is a sweet girl but, you still realize that she is a grown woman and although you respect her you catch yourself fantasizing about how things might be with Sailor.
It's a slow night and now it's 4:05 and Sailor is still back there sleeping so you give her 5 minutes more and then you take a walk back there to make sure she is okay. When you get back there you look in the room before you knock and Sailor's up, but you were not expecting what you saw.
You must have stood there for about 3 seconds and now you have to figure out how to play this (she didn't see you). So you go to the room next door and knock on it, hoping the noise will startle her and she will get herself together and get up. She got up after that and came back within the next 5 minutes, but whew that was close. Now you can't tell her that you saw her, but Damn, Sailor looks good!
You tell Sailor that there are several rooms within the office and that she can choose anyone she likes and go back there and get some sleep. She has the option of putting her head on the desk or using some chairs to form a makeshift bed. No one will come to disturb you and you can lock the door.
Set the alarm on your cell phone for when you want to get up and as a backup I will come get you if you oversleep. She smiles and she goes to sleep in room 237J (it has a window and an air conditioner). Oh, one more thing, I forgot to mention, all of the rooms have a 12 inch glass strip that allows you to see if they are occupied or vacant and the strip is from the floor to the ceiling. So she tells you not to let her sleep past 3:30 or 4 am, and she takes a break around 2:30am.
Even though Sailor is a sweet girl but, you still realize that she is a grown woman and although you respect her you catch yourself fantasizing about how things might be with Sailor.
It's a slow night and now it's 4:05 and Sailor is still back there sleeping so you give her 5 minutes more and then you take a walk back there to make sure she is okay. When you get back there you look in the room before you knock and Sailor's up, but you were not expecting what you saw.
You must have stood there for about 3 seconds and now you have to figure out how to play this (she didn't see you). So you go to the room next door and knock on it, hoping the noise will startle her and she will get herself together and get up. She got up after that and came back within the next 5 minutes, but whew that was close. Now you can't tell her that you saw her, but Damn, Sailor looks good!
As you walk around the supermarket you run into Sonja. You haven't seen Sonja in a few months and appears that she has put on some weight. However, upon taking a second look you realize she's pregnant. The last you heard she was dating this dude name Carlos, but I think Carlos is on "vacation" (jail, he's doing 3 years on an assault case and he had prior arrest and was on probation). You only need a few things, but you walk around and try to help Sonja since she's not as mobile as she used to be. So you end up walking home with her and carry her bags for her and head back to her apartment.
You help her put some of the items away and after awhile Sonja needs to sit down and rest. So you spend the next hour just chilling and watching tv (yeah, she mentioned Carlos and his situation, and how depressed she's been over the whole thing and how she is struggling). You listen and try to give her some encouraging words and after awhile she runs to the bathroom. Now when she comes back out she has on what appears to be "bedtime" wear. You ask her is she going to take a nap and she said that the clothing she had on was too tight and being pregnant she wanted to have something loose fitting while she was in the house.
Now, you're not sure how the conversation turned left, but she started talking about sex and how her hormones are making her crazy. Then she starts asking you if you ever had sex with a pregnant women. Well, you know where this is going, what would you do?
You help her put some of the items away and after awhile Sonja needs to sit down and rest. So you spend the next hour just chilling and watching tv (yeah, she mentioned Carlos and his situation, and how depressed she's been over the whole thing and how she is struggling). You listen and try to give her some encouraging words and after awhile she runs to the bathroom. Now when she comes back out she has on what appears to be "bedtime" wear. You ask her is she going to take a nap and she said that the clothing she had on was too tight and being pregnant she wanted to have something loose fitting while she was in the house.
Now, you're not sure how the conversation turned left, but she started talking about sex and how her hormones are making her crazy. Then she starts asking you if you ever had sex with a pregnant women. Well, you know where this is going, what would you do?
You met Mimi about 15 years ago in "Les Ambassades" restaurant (A place in Harlem that had some good West African cuisine). At the time you were dating Lynn (now your ex girlfriend) and Mimi was working in the place. You and her also became friends because you would stop by the place and pick up some food "to go," and Mimi would recommend dishes that you felt you might enjoy.
So you're uptown walking around 125th street heading to "Red Lobster," and you see a face that looks familiar, and this woman is staring at you too. Mimi? Yes, it's me! You walk and talk with her and find that she lives in the area on 120th and Lenox Ave (Malcolm X Blvd for some) she is thinking about starting her own business (she no longer works at "Les Ambassades"). So, you end up walking her home, and she wants you to see some of the ideas that she has been working on (yeah, along the way she asked about Lynn and you told her that you are no longer together).
Now, keep in mind that it's still winter and Mimi has on a big coat. When you get back to her place she runs to the bathroom and takes a quick shower and comes out with a towel wrap around her. This seems kinda of odd since you're not really getting a sex vibe from her, but she goes on to tell you that she needs to take a shower when she gets home. "Ok, so what type of business are you starting and what are you working on?" You're thinking food services? Although, she did say that working in the food industry caused her to put on some weight and that she is heavier than you might remember. She said "no," but maybe in the future for now I'm into fashion, mainly lingerie. You kid with her and say lingerie for full figured women since you gained weight?
She gave you that look like "do I look like I've gained weight and I'm out of shape?"
So you're uptown walking around 125th street heading to "Red Lobster," and you see a face that looks familiar, and this woman is staring at you too. Mimi? Yes, it's me! You walk and talk with her and find that she lives in the area on 120th and Lenox Ave (Malcolm X Blvd for some) she is thinking about starting her own business (she no longer works at "Les Ambassades"). So, you end up walking her home, and she wants you to see some of the ideas that she has been working on (yeah, along the way she asked about Lynn and you told her that you are no longer together).
Now, keep in mind that it's still winter and Mimi has on a big coat. When you get back to her place she runs to the bathroom and takes a quick shower and comes out with a towel wrap around her. This seems kinda of odd since you're not really getting a sex vibe from her, but she goes on to tell you that she needs to take a shower when she gets home. "Ok, so what type of business are you starting and what are you working on?" You're thinking food services? Although, she did say that working in the food industry caused her to put on some weight and that she is heavier than you might remember. She said "no," but maybe in the future for now I'm into fashion, mainly lingerie. You kid with her and say lingerie for full figured women since you gained weight?
She gave you that look like "do I look like I've gained weight and I'm out of shape?"
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You're not the neatest guy in the world and with your hectic schedule sometimes the apartment looks like a hurricane hit it. So you contacted a cleaning service to come over at least once a week.
This is how you became acquainted with Levi. This is actually a second job for Levi because she's falling behind on credit card bills and a few other things. In the meantime she waiting on a job with MTA, and hoping they will call her in the next few months.
Now, this is where things get sticky. Levi is currently renting a room in a very seedy side of town and was wondering if you would be interested in renting a room to her (you have 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms)?
Levi is smart because she brings this up right after she finished cleaning. You see after she cleans up you let her take a shower before she goes home, and sometimes you and her just sit and talk. Over time she would always reveal a little skin, today she went all out.
This is how you became acquainted with Levi. This is actually a second job for Levi because she's falling behind on credit card bills and a few other things. In the meantime she waiting on a job with MTA, and hoping they will call her in the next few months.
Now, this is where things get sticky. Levi is currently renting a room in a very seedy side of town and was wondering if you would be interested in renting a room to her (you have 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms)?
Levi is smart because she brings this up right after she finished cleaning. You see after she cleans up you let her take a shower before she goes home, and sometimes you and her just sit and talk. Over time she would always reveal a little skin, today she went all out.
You went to a New Year's Eve party a few weeks ago at a good friend house in New Jersey. Your friend is doing well and plenty of wine, song and women, so you have no complains. Well, maybe just one, you needed to go to the bathroom and although he has a least 2 downstairs there was a bit of a line (because you and your friend are like brothers, you ask him for the key to his master bedroom so that you can use his private bathroom, no problem).
However, on your way upstairs you encounter a "gate keeper." Who tells you that you must pay a toll if you intend on getting pass her and going upstairs.
You: laughing and ask her what is your fare?
Kiky: You must take me on a vacation.
You: That's quite a bit just to get pass you and go upstairs, do I get anything else out of this deal?
Kiky: Come here. (she shows you her cell phone revealing a photo of her on the beach)
Kiky: When you come back downstairs we will continue negotiating.
However, on your way upstairs you encounter a "gate keeper." Who tells you that you must pay a toll if you intend on getting pass her and going upstairs.
You: laughing and ask her what is your fare?
Kiky: You must take me on a vacation.
You: That's quite a bit just to get pass you and go upstairs, do I get anything else out of this deal?
Kiky: Come here. (she shows you her cell phone revealing a photo of her on the beach)
Kiky: When you come back downstairs we will continue negotiating.
You and Lori used to work together and were good friends. One day "out of the blue" she calls you up to check on you and you decide to met up. Lori lives in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn so it's just a 40 minutes train ride from you so you decide to stop by on Friday. So when you arrive at Lori's place you're happy to see her and she introduces you to her cousin, Kaitlyn.
Lori is like your "little sister" so when Kaitlyn excuses herself to go the bathroom, you ask Lori, "what's up with your Kaitlyn?" She tells you that she believes she is single, college educated and employed, don't sweat it I will hook you up.
You're feeling good and having a good conversation with Lori and Kaitlyn (and Kaitlyn appears to be into you too). There's just one thing that is not sitting with you well? Kaitlyn looks familiar, and you swear you might recognize her from somewhere?
I guess my question would be would you date a woman that made a few pornographic films in the past?
Lori is like your "little sister" so when Kaitlyn excuses herself to go the bathroom, you ask Lori, "what's up with your Kaitlyn?" She tells you that she believes she is single, college educated and employed, don't sweat it I will hook you up.
You're feeling good and having a good conversation with Lori and Kaitlyn (and Kaitlyn appears to be into you too). There's just one thing that is not sitting with you well? Kaitlyn looks familiar, and you swear you might recognize her from somewhere?
I guess my question would be would you date a woman that made a few pornographic films in the past?
About 4 years ago you met Bri at a restaurant (you were hanging out with your friends):
You started dating and you did everything with her (she is a fitness junkie and got you to go to the gym with her sometimes):
When I said "everything" I meant "everything."
But, now some producers approached her and asked her would she like to be on the television show "Naked and Afraid," and wants to know your opinion on whether she should be on the show or not?
You started dating and you did everything with her (she is a fitness junkie and got you to go to the gym with her sometimes):
When I said "everything" I meant "everything."
But, now some producers approached her and asked her would she like to be on the television show "Naked and Afraid," and wants to know your opinion on whether she should be on the show or not?
Let's say Mila (Brazilian) used to look like this last summer.
She put on maybe 15 lbs so far this autumn and winter. Are you looking to draft a replacement this spring?
She put on maybe 15 lbs so far this autumn and winter. Are you looking to draft a replacement this spring?
You used to have fast hands, key words here, used to, but you're up for a challenge anyway. So, you decide to hangout with your 12 year old niece and her friend Mikaela, who is accompanied by her aunt, Aria.
Aria, who is at least 10 to 15 years younger than you starts kidding with you about how you probably had fast hands years ago, but not anymore and flat out tells you that she will destroy you in a game of air hockey. Aria even ups the challenge by wanting to bet you.
Aria kept it simple and said whoever loses pays for lunch for everyone, which is fair, but you know you had something else in mind if you won.
Aria, who is at least 10 to 15 years younger than you starts kidding with you about how you probably had fast hands years ago, but not anymore and flat out tells you that she will destroy you in a game of air hockey. Aria even ups the challenge by wanting to bet you.
Aria kept it simple and said whoever loses pays for lunch for everyone, which is fair, but you know you had something else in mind if you won.
For the Christmas holiday, your sister went on vacation (Aruba) with a few friends and you were invited, but decided not to go. So when she got back she decided to share some photos and videos with you.
This is Angela G.
Yeah, you met Angela at your sister's place, she was cool, but I guess you looked at her like one of the guys.
You: Who is this?
Sis: Angela
You: Huh?
Sis: You met her before at my house, remember? Oh, and she always asks about you.
This is Angela G.
Yeah, you met Angela at your sister's place, she was cool, but I guess you looked at her like one of the guys.
You: Who is this?
Sis: Angela
You: Huh?
Sis: You met her before at my house, remember? Oh, and she always asks about you.
The more you see photos from her trip the more you regret not going...
Lys
By way of Colombia
Lys
By way of Colombia
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One of your childhood friend's is going through some hard times. He's currently receiving SSI, and his disability limits his mobility. Because of this his place is somewhat neglected and could use a good cleaning.
Since his birthday is coming up you hire a sexy maid to come to his house and straighten up the place. In addition, provide him with "something extra."
Everything when well, but he keeps dropping hints about how messy his place has gotten after a week. He feels in need of the "Cleaning Lady."
Since his birthday is coming up you hire a sexy maid to come to his house and straighten up the place. In addition, provide him with "something extra."
Everything when well, but he keeps dropping hints about how messy his place has gotten after a week. He feels in need of the "Cleaning Lady."
You're not sure what her name is but for sake of argument let's call her...Judit. Perhaps she's always been somewhat of an exhibitionist because like clockwork she loves to perform in front of her windows.
Same time, Same place.
So being that you're home too on a Friday night you'll just enjoy your private show.
And yet you wonder what would happen if you were to meet in person? How does it feel to be closer to a "Perfect Stranger" than it does to be with a "stranger" you once thought was perfect?
Same time, Same place.
So being that you're home too on a Friday night you'll just enjoy your private show.
And yet you wonder what would happen if you were to meet in person? How does it feel to be closer to a "Perfect Stranger" than it does to be with a "stranger" you once thought was perfect?
Every now and then you get really "Lucky."
Last summer you met Tina while you were sitting in a small park. She was on her cell phone at the tIme and you overheard her conversation, but you weren't sure what language she was speaking?
So you asked. Tina is from Brazil and her first language is Portuguese she explains and she is also fluent in English.
She began a conversation with one of the most "free spirited" women you would ever met. Especially when you asked her what is one of the wildest things you've ever done and she did this...
Still can't figure out how you ended up here, but...
Last summer you met Tina while you were sitting in a small park. She was on her cell phone at the tIme and you overheard her conversation, but you weren't sure what language she was speaking?
So you asked. Tina is from Brazil and her first language is Portuguese she explains and she is also fluent in English.
She began a conversation with one of the most "free spirited" women you would ever met. Especially when you asked her what is one of the wildest things you've ever done and she did this...
Still can't figure out how you ended up here, but...
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