Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"

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The reason why there's no black man in "The Last Supper" picture, is because Dame pretended to go to the bathroom, and did a "dine and dash" that night. That's how he got that name.
 

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Plus Dame showed Jay how to tie his shoe strings.
 

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Dame Dash gave Harriet Tubman the directions she needed to free the slaves.

Dame Dash convinced Lincoln to free the slaves.

Dame Dash got Lee Harvey Oswald his job at the book depository.

Dame Dash came to Malcolm X in a vision while he was in prison and convinced him to convert to Islam.

Dame Dash was a founding member of the Black Panthers but didn't appear in any photos since he had a receding hairline and couldn't grow out his Afro.

Dame Dash taught Mike Tyson his peek a boo style as well as teaching Muhammad Ali the rope a dope.

Dame Dash is the biological father to all of Michael Jacksons kids.

Dame Dash wrote the "I Have A Dream" speech but gave that shit to Martin Luther King Jr. because he thought that shit was corny.
 

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Dame bought me this phone im on.
Dame told Lebron to go back home.
Dame discovered lil mama.
Dame told my Granny Lewis to leave Alabama and come up north.
 

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Dame Dash invented the internet.

Dame gave the Kernel his secret recipe.

Dame taught Jimmy Hendrix how to play guitar one day while bored.

Dame Dash introduced Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky.

The ABA, XFL, and the USFL all failed because Dame refused to watch them.

Dame shot J.R. on Dallas.

It was Dame's idea to have the last Soprano's episode just fade to black.

Dame invented Jazz.

Dame thought of and named the Harlem Renaissance.
 

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Dame is the reason my baby mama is pregnant

Dame is the reason for every remix you've ever heard

Dame is the reason why the super bowl started showing commercials
 
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