Dame Dash invented the internet.
Dame gave the Kernel his secret recipe.
Dame taught Jimmy Hendrix how to play guitar one day while bored.
Dame Dash introduced Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky.
The ABA, XFL, and the USFL all failed because Dame refused to watch them.
Dame shot J.R. on Dallas.
It was Dame's idea to have the last Soprano's episode just fade to black.
Dame invented Jazz.
Dame thought of and named the Harlem Renaissance.