Dame placed a crown of thorns on Jesus' head.
Dame still spending money from '88.
Dame still spending money from '88.
Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"
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Dame Dash taught me how to post.
Dame invented the dougie.
Dame was pushin a Tesla back in 98
Dame gave Epic Records the nod to release Thriller
Dame created the art of fooling niggas when they're really broke...
Dame is the father of Billie Jeans kid.
Dame bleached his skin and invented this emoticon:
Dame bleached his skin and invented this emoticon:
Dame told CT Fletcher "it's still yo muthafuckin set"
Dame came up with E=mc2
Dame gave Ben Franklin the key and the kite that discovered electricity
Dame gave Walt the inspiration to build Disney World
Dame made the apple fall on Isaac Newton's head
Dame gave Ben Franklin the key and the kite that discovered electricity
Dame gave Walt the inspiration to build Disney World
Dame made the apple fall on Isaac Newton's head
This Dame joke is going to wind up hitting Facebook watch.
Dame Dash popped Belladonna's cherry.
This nigga dame was the first nigga to tuck his laces in
Dame could have made Nelly famous...
Dame Dash created the backspin
Lord Jamar is Dame's drunk uncle.
Dame Dash framed the DC Sniper.
Lord Jamar is Dame's drunk uncle.
Dame Dash framed the DC Sniper.
Dame caused the financial crisis just by disputing charges on his AMEX
Dame was the nigga who stole the boxes that got Craig fired
"Said it look like me"
"Said it look like me"
Dame was the first to decipher the Rosetta Stone
Dame gave Gucci Mane the sauce
I'm about to be clowning some muthafuckaz tonight, once I get off that Gucci sauce.
Dame Dash ended the Lurker Wars.
Dame created ice, water, the bucket, gravity and wetness.
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Dame built all the ancient pyramids.
By himself
Dame turned on the sun with two sticks and some lint
Dame cured polio
Dame knows when ASAP savage will tell us something
Dame has the cure for aids, cancer and Ebola
Dame has seen seasons 6 of the walking dead and game of thrones
Dame has beat up kangaman
By himself
Dame turned on the sun with two sticks and some lint
Dame cured polio
Dame knows when ASAP savage will tell us something
Dame has the cure for aids, cancer and Ebola
Dame has seen seasons 6 of the walking dead and game of thrones
Dame has beat up kangaman
Dame used to punk Mike Tyson during recess
Dame unearthed Hoffa's leg on Mars.
Dame Dash claims he can PROVE that he is the rightful King of Westeros.