Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"
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Dame knows who killed Biggie and Tupac.
Dame killed Biggie as well as Tupac.
dame told that poster harry where to get the unlimited hotdogs on black friday for his struggle cookout
Dame started the ALS ice bucket challenge when he accidentally knocked over one of the many buckets of diamonds he keeps around his mansion.
Dame taught Floyd Mayweather how to read.
Dame worked with 50 Cent on his pitching the day before he threw the first pitch at the Mets game.
Dame worked with 50 Cent on his pitching the day before he threw the first pitch at the Mets game.
Dame always gives Mister C advice on where to pick up prostitutes for the best head. (Pause)
Dame sat his parents down and taught them about the birds and the bee's before they conceived him.
Damon Dash's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If Damon Dash is ever late, then time better stand the fuck still!
Damon Dash can speak Braille.
Damon Dash can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you ever had.
Death had a near Damon Dash experience.
Damon Dash's dog picks up his own poop because Damon Dash takes shit from nobody.
Chuck Norris wears Damon Dash pajamas.
If Damon Dash is ever late, then time better stand the fuck still!
Damon Dash can speak Braille.
Damon Dash can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you ever had.
Death had a near Damon Dash experience.
Damon Dash's dog picks up his own poop because Damon Dash takes shit from nobody.
Chuck Norris wears Damon Dash pajamas.
Dame Dash misses his Uncle Charle's y'all
Dame Dash won't bring back our girls
(LMFAO) You went there with that Bone!
Dame gives out loans to Warren Buffet and Donald Trump
Dame Dash wears custom condoms made from other peoples dicks.
Damon Dash bumped this thread i am merely his conduit.
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Dame dash loaned the Yankees money to buy babe ruth
Dame owns 12 yachts. Paid cash for 'em.
And you, me and Dame are the ONLY brothers on the board OLD enough to get that reference,
When Nas & Ms. Hill sang if I ruled the world...
the I was Dame.
It always is.
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and reflect.
Dame Dash told the Navy seals where to find Bin Laden.
Batman has a Dame Dash signal for shit he can't handle.
When Clark Kent sees trouble brewing, he runs into a phonebooth.........to call Dame.
And you, me and Dame are the ONLY brothers on the board OLD enough to get that reference,
When Nas & Ms. Hill sang if I ruled the world...
the I was Dame.
It always is.
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and reflect.