I grew up with some characters (Good people though) and 2 of my older friends who were "diehard" baseball fans used to travel to Philadelphia to see a Philly's baseball game.
After the game they would hang around the area where the players would leave the stadium, and pretend to be on the opposing team.
They would tell women they had either been on the injury list or just called up from the farm team (hard to believe, but it worked sometimes).
Why do we want what is not readily available to us?
Ever seen guys in strip clubs sweat the bartender, when there are plenty of good looking dancers available in the club?
You're invited to a bachelor/stripper party in a luxury hotel suite with access to an indoor swimming pool. Great music, great food, and almost twice as many fine women as men. So you go to check out the indoor pool and surprise, this happens.
The shock of her coming out of the pool nude startles you, and you fall backwards. Not to worry, Yulia came over to make sure you were ok.
Joyce offered to treat you to dinner tonight, but she's getting take out from a Thai restaurant. You'll go because it's rare that she ever has to pay for anything (or so it seems).
What if she told you if you can correctly guess her ethnicity she will be yours until the next morning. You may do as you please as long as you are right.