...imo...big breast looks better on slim broads...who wit me...?
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Is that cultural appropriation?
My only thought is "Heaven, help Me!"You and your gal decided to "take a break" because her "work husband" keeps calling her late at night (you were at her place when he called after 11pm, and you addressed it, but apparently she never checked him).
Fast forward to last night, your niece and her girlfriend, Heaven decide to spend the night at your place since they have to take a weekend trip to Washington DC in the morning via Amtrak (they live in NJ).
You're a night owl so you go to the Living room to watch tv, and Heaven joins you. You share a bottle of wine and talk about relationships. She's has a boyfriend, but she feels he's not the most accountable brother. You tell her about your situation and she tells you that either she's already slept with him or she's about to. You pretty much came to that conclusion also, but it still bothers you.
Nevertheless, you excuse yourself because the wine is running through you and Heaven says the wine is making her sweat. She tells you that she will either open a window or turn the air conditioner on, so you toss her the remote as the jog to the bano.
When you come back to the Living room, Heaven is laying down like this.
"So, tell me more about this woman you were seeing."
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She reminds me of Lisa Marie Todd (One of the "Fly Girls," dancer on "In Living Color."
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Interesting
This is partially true, but the amount was $6,000, and it was a few years ago. I actually have or had a photo (head shot) of her cousin somewhere on my computer, and her cousin was cute.
You travel to Miami this weekend on a business trip (Thursday - Monday). It's Thursday night and you're a little tired so you walk around until you find yourself at
a restaurant. Since you're not really familiar with the city, you sit at the bar and contemplate what you should have for dinner.
You order a drink and sit at the bar and watch the Clippers v Heat game. You notice someone cheering loud for the Clippers, which strikes you as odd since you're in Miami?
As you look to your left, you notice Jazmen, you make eye contact and she is in attack mode thinking you support the Heat. You quickly let her know you're from Brooklyn and support the Nets...whew.
You end up watching the game and having dinner together with Jazmen (she's an attorney currently based in Los Angeles). You feel like you've known her forever and you want to invite her back to your room.
What she tells you next almost made you choke. She said, "Yes, I do find you attractive and I can see this going further, much further, but we both have business to attend to in the morning, but we can meet up later."
You exchange numbers and you're thinking she's probably going to "ghost" you, but at 7:00 PM your phone rings, and it's Jazmen and she's in the lobby of your hotel. "Can I come up?" You run downstairs to get her and bring her up and she looks great and does the strangest thing.
"We'll have plenty of time for that later let's do the town first and then we'll come back here and I'll have my way with you."
a restaurant. Since you're not really familiar with the city, you sit at the bar and contemplate what you should have for dinner.
You order a drink and sit at the bar and watch the Clippers v Heat game. You notice someone cheering loud for the Clippers, which strikes you as odd since you're in Miami?
As you look to your left, you notice Jazmen, you make eye contact and she is in attack mode thinking you support the Heat. You quickly let her know you're from Brooklyn and support the Nets...whew.
You end up watching the game and having dinner together with Jazmen (she's an attorney currently based in Los Angeles). You feel like you've known her forever and you want to invite her back to your room.
What she tells you next almost made you choke. She said, "Yes, I do find you attractive and I can see this going further, much further, but we both have business to attend to in the morning, but we can meet up later."
You exchange numbers and you're thinking she's probably going to "ghost" you, but at 7:00 PM your phone rings, and it's Jazmen and she's in the lobby of your hotel. "Can I come up?" You run downstairs to get her and bring her up and she looks great and does the strangest thing.
"We'll have plenty of time for that later let's do the town first and then we'll come back here and I'll have my way with you."
You were allowed to fuck the cousin and the friend or just the friend? Was the cousin willing to do a lot of typical wifely duties?
Regardless, seems like there would be too many pitfalls you could get caught up in, unless you and the cousin could truly be on the same page.
No, the cousin was still living in the Dominican Republic when my female friend (her cousin) mentioned the proposal to me.
I agree with you about the potential pitfalls, and ironically I have been told that prior to me starting my former job there was a big scandal involving people who were being paid money for arranged marriages.
She hasn't mentioned her cousin in years, so I'm going to assume she's still living in DR. I say this because my friend would probably be complaining about her cousin either asking her for money or how the guy is mistreating her.
You're sitting on the subway heading to work and Tianna, who seated near you seems intrigued by the book you're reading, "The New Jim Crow" by Michelle Alexander.
She appears to be interested in your perspective on the law and you have a decent conversation that leads to you exchanging numbers.
One day you get a surprise call from Tianna, who got out of work early and wants to have lunch with you. No problem, she comes by and sits patiencely in the waiting area while you finish up a few things.
What's amusing is watching some of your male coworkers "fawn" over her as you watch from a distance. When you walk out and greet Tianna you can see the looks of surprise on your male coworkers faces.
Don't fret those looks will change to evil smirks when they start calling you "TJ" very soon.
She appears to be interested in your perspective on the law and you have a decent conversation that leads to you exchanging numbers.
One day you get a surprise call from Tianna, who got out of work early and wants to have lunch with you. No problem, she comes by and sits patiencely in the waiting area while you finish up a few things.
What's amusing is watching some of your male coworkers "fawn" over her as you watch from a distance. When you walk out and greet Tianna you can see the looks of surprise on your male coworkers faces.
Don't fret those looks will change to evil smirks when they start calling you "TJ" very soon.
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You'll probably be meeting new women in the next few days at office Christmas parties, but what happens if you meet a woman who's into Bondage and Domination?
You've know "Coco" Nicole Moore since the first grade, and you grew up in the same neighborhood. Coco had the body of a woman when she was about 15, and was dating older guys around that time too (they had jobs, cars, money, etc.)
I'm not going to say she was easy, but you have to assume dudes driving BMW and Mercedes Benzs aren't just "hanging out" with her for her sparkling personality. So basically, one might concluded that Coco had an interesting "body count."
Well, one night you run into her at a jazz club uptown, and you have a great time talking to her about old times (it's cool, she's there with 3 girlfriends). A few drinks later, you're hitting on her, and she with it.
Is the "body count" going to cross your mind before you get to a hotel?
I'm not going to say she was easy, but you have to assume dudes driving BMW and Mercedes Benzs aren't just "hanging out" with her for her sparkling personality. So basically, one might concluded that Coco had an interesting "body count."
Well, one night you run into her at a jazz club uptown, and you have a great time talking to her about old times (it's cool, she's there with 3 girlfriends). A few drinks later, you're hitting on her, and she with it.
Is the "body count" going to cross your mind before you get to a hotel?
For a minute, she reminded me of my High school "crush."
What's nice about dating Jackie Love is that she's bilingual (English/Spanish) and you can role play with her because of this. Sometimes she'll pretend to be the "streetwise" girl with a thick accent who is a serious freak (it sound great when moaning and speaking in Spanish).
I understand that Penny posts a lot on Instagram, but the taking pictures in the hallway is messing with me.
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Amber works as an attorney for the NBA, and she's doing quite well for herself. She doesn't have a steady boyfriend, and you and her are good friends. So rather than travel alone, she invites you to go with her on a trip to the Seychelles for Christmas. Don't fret, she's paying for everything you just need to get a passport before Christmas eve.
Every now and then the mailman gets confused and puts your mail in Sheila's box.
Sheila's nice and always brings it over to you when she gets home from work, but her and those outfits.
Sheila's nice and always brings it over to you when she gets home from work, but her and those outfits.
Amber works as an attorney for the NBA, and she's doing quite well for herself. She doesn't have a steady boyfriend, and you and her are good friends. So rather than travel alone, she invites you to go with her on a trip to the Seychelles for Christmas. Don't fret, she's paying for everything you just need to get a passport before Christmas eve.
Amber and I are going to have to create an arrangement with clear boundaries or no boundaries.
Every now and then the mailman gets confused and puts your mail in Sheila's box.
Sheila's nice and always brings it over to you when she gets home from work, but her and those outfits.
Well, the mailman is getting something nice for Christmas this year
You've never seen this young lady before, but she approachs you at the office Christmas party because most of the guys are standing around drinking, and the ones that are on the dance floor can't dance.
For some reason some women who live in high rise apartment building choose not to put blinds, curtains or shades on their windows.
In addition, seem to enjoy walking around in the nude in front of the windows.
In addition, seem to enjoy walking around in the nude in front of the windows.
You: How were you able to get our food order so quickly when the line was going out the door?
Her: Seriously?
Her: Seriously?
You've been dating Mariah since early September and things are going well. Except one little problem, her sister Yasmine. The problem is that you're also attracted to Yasmine, and have actually dreamt about her.
Last Sunday when you were at Mariah's place (her and Yasmine live together), Yasmine wanted your opinion on some bikinis she recently purchased so she gives you a brief show (Mariah is actually cool with it and offers her opinion on Yasmine's outfits too).
Last Sunday when you were at Mariah's place (her and Yasmine live together), Yasmine wanted your opinion on some bikinis she recently purchased so she gives you a brief show (Mariah is actually cool with it and offers her opinion on Yasmine's outfits too).
Poppo, a good friend of yours is a maintenance man in a high rise apartment building on the Upper Westside. It's Saturday evening and he asks you to cover for him even though you don't work there (he's done everything and you just have to pickup the garbage and place it on the curb for Sanitation, and a little bit of mopping).
While you're mopping the lobby you make eye contact with this young lady walking into the building around 11pm. You don't think anything of it, but then you get a phone call@11:20 from Apt. 3D, complaining about a bathtub drain stoppage. You explain that the regular man will not be available until Sunday, but she demands you come look at it.
So you go to her Apartment around 11:30 pm to check, but when you are about to enter the bathroom she asks that you wait for her to move a few things. 2 minutes later you enter the bathroom to check, but you don't see any water backed up in the tub?
It appears it is not the tub that is "backed up."
While you're mopping the lobby you make eye contact with this young lady walking into the building around 11pm. You don't think anything of it, but then you get a phone call@11:20 from Apt. 3D, complaining about a bathtub drain stoppage. You explain that the regular man will not be available until Sunday, but she demands you come look at it.
So you go to her Apartment around 11:30 pm to check, but when you are about to enter the bathroom she asks that you wait for her to move a few things. 2 minutes later you enter the bathroom to check, but you don't see any water backed up in the tub?
It appears it is not the tub that is "backed up."
