Instagram models = 'dubai porta potties'?!?!

[SpiritualPorn]

Yup. Very believable.

Clicked on the link thinking its just some dude that got his feelings hurt.

The more I read the replies it made sense.

The I remembered when I worked at Bally's Total fitness back in the day. This Arab dude came in and bought his membership cash. All he was talking about was his disgust for women and how they are only good for "cleaning his ass".

I mean the man was straight angry. "I can buy all these whores, and they will clean my ass!!"

Another very beautiful Russian woman I used to fuck back in 2007. I keep in touch with her because she was always upset that I got her pregnant and didn't pay for the ...well you know.

Anyway, talked to her about a month ago. She is now the wealthy dudes pass around. She is fine enough to be that. Anyway, she told me her last "boyfriend" was an Asian. She said his dick was so small that she could hold it with two fingers and it would cover the base to the head. She said her son's dick is bigger.

She sucked, fucked, got pissed on, shit on , you name it. She said his dick always had blisters on it because he jacked off so much. She would suck his blistered dick while HE VIDEO TAPED IT!!!

Get this. She introduced the dude to her mom. She also told her mom about her sucking his mini dick on film.

Her mom then warned her that she should't let him film it because his dick is so small they would think she was molesting a child.

True story.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Clicked on the link thinking its just some dude that got his feelings hurt.

The more I read the replies it made sense.

The I remembered when I worked at Bally's Total fitness back in the day. This Arab dude came in and bought his membership cash. All he was talking about was his disgust for women and how they are only good for "cleaning his ass".

I mean the man was straight angry. "I can buy all these whores, and they will clean my ass!!"

Another very beautiful Russian woman I used to fuck back in 2007. I keep in touch with her because she was always upset that I got her pregnant and didn't pay for the ...well you know.

Anyway, talked to her about a month ago. She is now the wealthy dudes pass around. She is fine enough to be that. Anyway, she told me her last "boyfriend" was an Asian. She said his dick was so small that she could hold it with two fingers and it would cover the base to the head. She said her son's dick is bigger.

She sucked, fucked, got pissed on, shit on , you name it. She said his dick always had blisters on it because he jacked off so much. She would suck his blistered dick while HE VIDEO TAPED IT!!!

Get this. She introduced the dude to her mom. She also told her mom about her sucking his mini dick on film.

Her mom then warned her that she should't let him film it because his dick is so small they would think she was molesting a child.

True story.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Clicked on the link thinking its just some dude that got his feelings hurt.

The more I read the replies it made sense.

The I remembered when I worked at Bally's Total fitness back in the day. This Arab dude came in and bought his membership cash. All he was talking about was his disgust for women and how they are only good for "cleaning his ass".

I mean the man was straight angry. "I can buy all these whores, and they will clean my ass!!"

Another very beautiful Russian woman I used to fuck back in 2007. I keep in touch with her because she was always upset that I got her pregnant and didn't pay for the ...well you know.

Anyway, talked to her about a month ago. She is now the wealthy dudes pass around. She is fine enough to be that. Anyway, she told me her last "boyfriend" was an Asian. She said his dick was so small that she could hold it with two fingers and it would cover the base to the head. She said her son's dick is bigger.

She sucked, fucked, got pissed on, shit on , you name it. She said his dick always had blisters on it because he jacked off so much. She would suck his blistered dick while HE VIDEO TAPED IT!!!

Get this. She introduced the dude to her mom. She also told her mom about her sucking his mini dick on film.

Her mom then warned her that she should't let him film it because his dick is so small they would think she was molesting a child.

True story.

@ 13:30


'...I have to do/be all this find out THAT YOU'LL SHIT IN A CUP!!!'-Patrice O'Neal



* two cents *

 

[marcvoi]

@ 13:30


'...I have to do/be all this find out THAT YOU'LL SHIT IN A CUP!!!'-Patrice O'Neal



* two cents *

Dammm that asian dude story ,,whoa!

Damm patrice was and still will be that dude beige phillips show podcast i think they are doing some kind of tribute again soon.

 

[woodchuck]

Clicked on the link thinking its just some dude that got his feelings hurt.

The more I read the replies it made sense.

The I remembered when I worked at Bally's Total fitness back in the day. This Arab dude came in and bought his membership cash. All he was talking about was his disgust for women and how they are only good for "cleaning his ass".

I mean the man was straight angry. "I can buy all these whores, and they will clean my ass!!"

Another very beautiful Russian woman I used to fuck back in 2007. I keep in touch with her because she was always upset that I got her pregnant and didn't pay for the ...well you know.

Anyway, talked to her about a month ago. She is now the wealthy dudes pass around. She is fine enough to be that. Anyway, she told me her last "boyfriend" was an Asian. She said his dick was so small that she could hold it with two fingers and it would cover the base to the head. She said her son's dick is bigger.

She sucked, fucked, got pissed on, shit on , you name it. She said his dick always had blisters on it because he jacked off so much. She would suck his blistered dick while HE VIDEO TAPED IT!!!

Get this. She introduced the dude to her mom. She also told her mom about her sucking his mini dick on film.

Her mom then warned her that she should't let him film it because his dick is so small they would think she was molesting a child.

True story.

I don't know why, but I heard the Soup Nazi's voice when I read this!

 

[J.E.T.S]

It's funny when I see chicks on IG taking pics in Dubai now knowing how they got over there and why.

If you see any IG hoes posting pics from Dubai, we should all post them in here.

For example, this chick is a bartender/b-ball player jumpoff, but she in Dubai tho. I know she bussed down over there.

https://instagram.com/fullcourtpumps/

That poor, poor camel. Her big ass gonna break his hump.

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[Louis Koo]

Anyway, talked to her about a month ago. She is now the wealthy dudes pass around. She is fine enough to be that. Anyway, she told me her last "boyfriend" was an Asian. She said his dick was so small that she could hold it with two fingers and it would cover the base to the head. She said her son's dick is bigger.

She sucked, fucked, got pissed on, shit on , you name it. She said his dick always had blisters on it because he jacked off so much. She would suck his blistered dick while HE VIDEO TAPED IT!!!

Get this. She introduced the dude to her mom. She also told her mom about her sucking his mini dick on film.

Her mom then warned her that she should't let him film it because his dick is so small they would think she was molesting a child. :

 

[Louis Koo]

so thats what Charmane Star doing these days..plus she married to some rich sheik so that helps too

source? she in Florida according to her instagram

 

[Louis Koo]

how is the police gonna shut down instagram like they did craigslist

 

[Louis Koo]

Janet know what time it is

 

[SpiritualPorn]

Yup. Very believable.

I don't know why, but I heard the Soup Nazi's voice when I read this!

You aren't far off.

Dude was straight pissed off. Me being kind of green at the time was like, (This dude just had a bad breakup or something).

I mean, we were in an office and women were passing by. No fucks given. Straight scowling at the females and shit. (zod intended)

 

[Complex]

so having objects stuck up ur ass isn't gay??? purposely being naked around groups of males and making sure u are always with a large group of males naked isn't gay??? it's funny how nigs see what they want to see..a few females have clearly said that these dudes requested to get objects stuck inside of them which is clearly fag behavior but ya nigs wanna act like these things weren't discussed

How do you go from a discussion on shitting and pissing on a chick to talking about having objects in your ass

Then you mention seeing what your want to see.

Nu'n wrong w/pissin' on a hoe.

Luke was talking about that shit for Sacrifice Weekend

Chicks get peed on in Miami

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

source? she in Florida according to her instagram

..must be in Florida for vacation..

 

[Louis Koo]

charmanestar
Straight Chillen Like a Villain #DubaiLife

https://instagram.com/p/xw_lXRAo7c/

 

[Naha-Nago]

http://www.tagthesponsor.com/home/2015/8/19/story-of-a-do-nothing-bitch

STORY OF A DO NOTHING BITCH.

Here's another #DoNothingBitch. Let's call her the human #DickWarmer. Only serves for two things. Being a cute arm candy at a corporate event & draining your balls dry. Let's just hope she doesn't grab a fork and knife while you're with her in public. As these type come from the hills of Russia, never were taught any kind of Etiquette other than how to score a rich Don. They play the very naive role while around you. Subliminally complain about items they own or bills that are coming up in the hopes of getting a bone thrown. Once she has you on the hook she'll talk to you in baby voices, pretending to be constantly sad she can't be around you because of "work". Which we all know doesn't exist, looking for the 3 words every trollops wants to hear. No, not I love you. "Quit your job". She will squirm with excitement and text her fellow co-hoes on a whatsapp group named "" she'll get enough change after a year or two to leave her #LarryTheCEO & move on to next level shit (no pun intended). Now she'll hire that thirsty photographer in her comment section for a shoot. Poor scrub will drive 2 hours to shoot for free just to get a wiff of her scent as she switches her stripper like wanna be vogue pose. *work it bitch*. Bam. She is now a model. Let's place the booking in bio * By now, she's at popular venues, flaunting designer shoes and bags, which are signs that she's expensive & in order to enter her axe wound, it comes with a hefty price. Word will get around with the big ballers that there's new meat in the cyber space. Guess who's calling Dibs? #MohammedTheSheik. She'll have her first class trip to Dubai. Posting selfies at the emirates lounge hashtagging #MyDubai. Nothing will make sense how this peasant from some bubble fuck hill in Russia is now traveling on 20k flights. But how you'll ask? A whiteknight might say "meh meh SHes a model guyzz" but we all know how broke whiteknights are and how distorted their sense of reality & expenses are. Long story short, she'll become a human diaper. Gets a gig as a bottle girl in Dubai for a month or two. You'll find her at Ibiza, Mykonos, And London. (Not the U.S. Because her visa won't be granted)


* two cents *

 

[Louis Koo]

i dont think i've seen these posted yet

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

isnt Lethal Lipps over there now..?

 

[PDQ21]

This shit crazy

 

[modelmaker]

bump
good read

 

[DaAssWatcher]

I kinda agree though, I've watched my daughter and her female cousins interact, they are quite vicious to each other, nonstop, nothing is genuine, they are always "maneuvering" instead of just "BEING"

The boys are totally different, they may have their jerk moments but all in all much more matter of fact and cool and one in particular has been abused terribly over the years yet he is the one who moves on from the pain until the next time it occurs as to holding onto it.

My daughter stay looking for something to have "angst" about as does her mother and her grandmother.

Same with the females in general, took my young shorty to nba game row c, two rows from court side, right behind players. All the perks that come with that, in my head I could have saved bunch of dough and used my free hook up to some bleacher seats with still the VIP hook up but I wanted her first experience to be a dope one.

Bitch later on brought up her "issue" in relationship was I didn't ASK her to go to clubs, that was what was important to her suddenly even though she been to clubs with me before but always said she felt shy to dance with me.

I'm like "Bitch! I took you to NBA game and you talking about some fucking free entry club, that's what you feel is missing from relationship??????????"

Blew mines and it is hard for me to dumb down and do shit that gets me the "pseudo brownie points", you can't get out of their minds what they have decided is point of contention no matter how incredulous it is.

You said bitch tho???

 

[knightmelodic]

World's oldest profession.

The sad part is this is what these chicks aspire to hoping they can snag that one-in-a-million sucker husband or baby daddy. What a comment on society because they wouldn't exist without the demand.

 

[zuluking]

wasnt nicole murphy over in dubai too

 

[Louis Koo]

 

[3rd__Optic]

Sent From My Galaxy Note Four

 

[trstar]

World's oldest profession.



The sad part is this is what these chicks aspire to hoping they can snag that one-in-a-million sucker husband or baby daddy. What a comment on society because they wouldn't exist without the demand.

Janet did. But these chicks are looking to pick up a few tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[playahaitian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKTvxmvIajQ
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[woodchuck]

World's oldest profession.

"Pussy gon' sell even when cotton and corn won't." - Fillmore Slim

 

[Artist Monk]

You said bitch tho???

 

[Naha-Nago]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKTvxmvIajQ
​

Plop! Plop!

* two cents *

 

[Quek9]

 

[Multi - Personality]

I read every page.

I knew only to an extent, but damn.....

 

[fonzerrillii]

man this tagthesponsor shit..... has blown my mind.

 

[pornbrokerxxx]

http://www.tagthesponsor.com/home/2015/8/19/story-of-a-do-nothing-bitch

STORY OF A DO NOTHING BITCH.

Here's another #DoNothingBitch. Let's call her the human #DickWarmer. Only serves for two things. Being a cute arm candy at a corporate event & draining your balls dry. Let's just hope she doesn't grab a fork and knife while you're with her in public. As these type come from the hills of Russia, never were taught any kind of Etiquette other than how to score a rich Don. They play the very naive role while around you. Subliminally complain about items they own or bills that are coming up in the hopes of getting a bone thrown. Once she has you on the hook she'll talk to you in baby voices, pretending to be constantly sad she can't be around you because of "work". Which we all know doesn't exist, looking for the 3 words every trollops wants to hear. No, not I love you. "Quit your job". She will squirm with excitement and text her fellow co-hoes on a whatsapp group named "" she'll get enough change after a year or two to leave her #LarryTheCEO & move on to next level shit (no pun intended). Now she'll hire that thirsty photographer in her comment section for a shoot. Poor scrub will drive 2 hours to shoot for free just to get a wiff of her scent as she switches her stripper like wanna be vogue pose. *work it bitch*. Bam. She is now a model. Let's place the booking in bio * By now, she's at popular venues, flaunting designer shoes and bags, which are signs that she's expensive & in order to enter her axe wound, it comes with a hefty price. Word will get around with the big ballers that there's new meat in the cyber space. Guess who's calling Dibs? #MohammedTheSheik. She'll have her first class trip to Dubai. Posting selfies at the emirates lounge hashtagging #MyDubai. Nothing will make sense how this peasant from some bubble fuck hill in Russia is now traveling on 20k flights. But how you'll ask? A whiteknight might say "meh meh SHes a model guyzz" but we all know how broke whiteknights are and how distorted their sense of reality & expenses are. Long story short, she'll become a human diaper. Gets a gig as a bottle girl in Dubai for a month or two. You'll find her at Ibiza, Mykonos, And London. (Not the U.S. Because her visa won't be granted)


* two cents *

Realest shit I read in minute bruh.

 

[snark9]

Immediately thought of Dominique Chinn and those 'you should be here' pics all over her instagram.

 

[Dirty Dade]