This chick gone mess around and self-destruct (drugs, rehab, institution, etc.).
She done tried just about every attention-seeking strategy possible: ("I can SAAANG! I'm PSYCHIC! I'm a MAN! I'm ALL the alphabets! I FUCK ERRYTHANG! I'm BUTT-NEKKID when you least expect it! I... uh-oh...") I wish her the best before her eventual meltdown (which may or may not include gaining weight, a sex change and/or finding God), but as long as she stay female and nekkid, I'mma make sure I have plenty space in my hard drive.
Also: What armpit hair???