I’ve never seen anyone in ny get a ticket for jaywalking
Me and my boy got 1 Halloween night/ nov 1 yrsss ago… bitchass cops were creeping extra slow at night, no cars were coming , waited for that slow ass cop car to pass by as soon as they passed by car spun around dumb fast and pulled up to the side of me and my boy.. they hopped out extra thirsty hoping to find something and nothing.. we laughing like you nigs extra thirsty right now, you fucking with us meanwhile 2 people getting shot in Brooklyn right now( my smart ass reply I been saying to cops for decades when they use to jump out on us looking extra thirsty).. I told pull out a bucket so I can piss in it and test it and u’ll see I have no drugs, liqs, cig’s, or stds in my system.. cops was mad they couldn’t get the quota so they hit us with a bullshit jaywalking tix….
us going to court for that was a whole different story, I actually threaten to throw a bailiff through the window cause he tried to get loud with me cause I laughed in court when the judge called me up for jay walking.. judge was like what’s so funny I said this waste of time and the fact if you compare my tix to everybody else case here. Judge was like stop laughing blah blah, than I eyeballed him on what you said, the court office said you heard what he said and tried to talk tough, than I was like listen sweetchuck you know damn well if you wasn’t in your court officer uniform and we was in the street you’d hope I wouldn’t dig in your pockets, don’t let the uniform fool you I don’t believe in this fake authority system I believe in nature, you the bunny rabbit and I’m the big bear, you are prey, don’t get yourself picked up and tossed out the fucking window.. I said look around the room whose gonna stop me.. the paralegal had to cut in like hey hey guys come on this suppose to be in and out.. the judge stared at me, the bailiff stared at me shook, and I stared both them nigs down.. they let me off of course