Your cousin, Dante has become obsessed with this woman (Liana) that moved into his building in January (Liana has a female roommate named Scarlette, but they call her "Ska").
He first noticed Liana when he was walking along the East River walk and saw her sitting on top of a bench.
Fate didn't help because he ran into her again at the golf range at Chelsea Piers.
But, what really messed him up was what happened last week on the elevator. Only one elevator was functioning and he had to wait about 10 minutes for it. There were at least 7 other people and the Liana and Ska came into the lobby.
Dante got in and leaned against the wall and Liana stood in front of him. Even though there was space Liana leaned back and buried her ass in his lap (he told you even when he moved over to give her room, her ass still found his lap).
He admitted that he got excited and she keep grinding her ass against him for 16 floors. When she got off the elevator she smiled and told him to have a good evening (turns out, she lives on his floor)
To exacerbate the situation, Liana and Ska take out the garbage dressed like this.