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November 17

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Your cousin, Dante has become obsessed with this woman (Liana) that moved into his building in January (Liana has a female roommate named Scarlette, but they call her "Ska").

He first noticed Liana when he was walking along the East River walk and saw her sitting on top of a bench.



Fate didn't help because he ran into her again at the golf range at Chelsea Piers.



But, what really messed him up was what happened last week on the elevator. Only one elevator was functioning and he had to wait about 10 minutes for it. There were at least 7 other people and the Liana and Ska came into the lobby.

Dante got in and leaned against the wall and Liana stood in front of him. Even though there was space Liana leaned back and buried her ass in his lap (he told you even when he moved over to give her room, her ass still found his lap).

He admitted that he got excited and she keep grinding her ass against him for 16 floors. When she got off the elevator she smiled and told him to have a good evening (turns out, she lives on his floor)

To exacerbate the situation, Liana and Ska take out the garbage dressed like this.

 

November 17

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You and Jazmen had an interesting relationship. You're not sure how it started, but she would contact you when she needed to get her "rocks off."

Never one of you were involved with anyone at the, and you guess she felt safe with you. The only issue was that she liked it from behind. She wanted it hard and rough, but you wanted a more romantic rendezvous.

 

November 17

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Ely is one of the wildest and most spontaneous women you've ever dated. You went out to dinner at Carmine's and when you excused yourself to go to the bathroom, Ely followed (last Tuesday, it was a slow night, and not crowded)

What you didn't realize was that she walked into the men's bathroom stall with you and told you that if you can't last for 5 minutes she'll pay for dinner.




 

November 17

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You have a slight problem, well actually your friend Ryan does. As a favor to a friend you let Alexandra stay at you place for a few weeks (her cousin is a good friend and her place is being renovated and she along with husband and kids have been staying with her parents).

Alexandra treats you like you're her brother, but she has a crush on your friend Ryan (Ryan reminds her of Reggie Bush, and people used to tell her that she's built like Kim Kardashian).

Only problem, Ryan is married. We'll see how things go when he gets comes over to watch the Spence v. Crawford fight.



(I don't have the heart to tell him she plans on wearing this)
 
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