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November 17

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Maria, looked out for you and almost cut your cable bill in half. Albeit, you spend about 40 minutes on the phone with her, but it was worth it.

She had a very sexy voice so you used some sexual double entendres and some slick euphemisms that pique her interest.
She was intrigued by your words and wanted to meet you for lunch.

She warned you that she is a "thick" girl, which you took to mean she was heavy. Well, she was heavy, but in the right places.

 
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