FAGGOT!
“Hi, I’m Thenater Tim Thcott, and I want
every man in America to get
behind me thith election ssseason. Get behind me and
push!

I won’t bite. Some say I’m behind in the poles, but I got no problem with that. Men like me are used to coming from behind, so don’t allow that to
taint your vision of me.

Thenator Lindthee Graham and I need each and every able-bodied, young,
Skrong, American male to come and thupport uth in our efforth to make AmeriKKKa the greasteth country on earth. We need everyone: Athian, Hissspanic, black, and especially if you swing left.

Good Lord, we’ll take you. While I’m up here ssspeaking, Lindsay is accepting donations ‘round back. In rare instances, face to face.

It’s so hot in here! That’th why I am sashaying for POTUS. I wanna
meat you all. Unlike Joe Biden, I’ll listen. I’ll just lean back, close my eyes and take whatever you got for me. Ladies and gentlemens, I know hard work. My father worked two jobs in each hand; at times, three at once.
Sssso hot in here.

Many of you are up before sunshine in your hard hath, and work booth, sweating and… and… Phew! Join us tonight in
Cincinatti. Wow, say that three times. Next week we will be in Mississippi. Again, three times.”
CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI

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