Ugh! Thirsty n*ggas stay out my DM’s!!!
- Thread starter bgbtylvr
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She shaped like the box the refrigerator came in!
LMAO
This shit looks like an escape room
If she ain’t got time to clean her room ain’t got time to wash her ass!
Aint that the truth!!
Cheap ass ninjas ain’t even tippin! I’m bout to logoff!!!
They say “The darker the Berry the sweeter the juice!” Y’all know it. Don’t hate. 
Hit that Cashapp you broke MF’s.
Dangalang:
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih, please!
CatDaddty88: Who?
Who says that? Who said it to YOU? They don’t say that ALL the time.
Moneybags:
Pussy looks like racism!
Hit that Cashapp you broke MF’s.
Dangalang:
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih, please! CatDaddty88: Who?
Who says that? Who said it to YOU? They don’t say that ALL the time. Moneybags:
Pussy looks like racism!
Hotfire69: Incase y’all ain’t heard, my apartment caught fire. Loss my security deposit and everything. The whole $300, gone! I’m finna cry. And y’all know I’m a boss bitch but…I’m finna loose it! F’real, f’real! This real fucked up! Pardon my French. They saying I started it. My Onlyfans is half off today. Please join.
JohnQ:
CraigDog:
Is that flame coming or going?
Hotfire69: Y’all got jokes!
I’m out here strugglin!
JohnQ: Sent you $0.99. For a new lighter.
I’m finna cry. And y’all know I’m a boss bitch but…I’m finna loose it! F’real, f’real! This real fucked up! Pardon my French. They saying I started it. My Onlyfans is half off today. Please join.
JohnQ:
CraigDog:
Is that flame coming or going?Hotfire69: Y’all got jokes!
I’m out here strugglin!JohnQ: Sent you $0.99. For a new lighter.
Read my profile before you DM me, damn! I keep saying “No short dudes! No small dicks! I’m 6’3”, 36DD, with a associate degree in Business Management, so why would I settle??? Must open doors, bring me flowers and suck toes. It ain’t hard!
CoolhandLuke: Ain’t hard. Won’t get hard. Would kill myself if it did!
NBA6-8: We know that’s you, KD. Tell Kyrie get his ass on the court!!!
CatDaddy:
Do they make heels in a size 26?
I just want a man that’s pleasant. Fun to be around. Full of life. Tired of thugs and bad boys. Where are the good men that my mom always talked about? Do they exist? All I ever meet are losers. I’m starting to think something might be wrong with me.
Bgbtylvr: Nice smile. You look VERY approachable. I’m sure those men aren’t intimidated by your degrees, career and bright smile.
Bgbtylvr: Nice smile. You look VERY approachable. I’m sure those men aren’t intimidated by your degrees, career and bright smile.
Juicy5/4: That’s right! 5’4” 115 lbs of pure honey. 
I been working on myself. These dudes ain’t gon know what hit em. FYI, I’m selling waist trainers. Mines is only $89. Can’t even tell you got it on, girl! Look like you in shape when you ain’t even tryin. And my OF membership bout to go up. I’m feel I’m worth more so y’all can support me on my journey or kick rocks. Weak niggas, stay out my DM’s.
Oddballs: I sent you a reality we check. Lemme know when you cash it.
Dollar$: Yo front and back are twins.
Cutbiddy313: What you hiding behind your back? Oh, more titties.
Is you Niggas ever gon get serious and treat a bitch, right? That’s why we don’t fuck with y’all like that, f’real, f’real. Y’all is corny as fuck. Scary asses scared to talk to a bitch, like, I mean… Scary ass dudes make me sick. I’m bout to be a lesbian, f’real, f’real!
Bgbtylvr:…
Scary ass dudes make me sick. I’m bout to be a lesbian, f’real, f’real!
Bgbtylvr:…
Imma just keep it a buck! Do dudes even want a real bitch? I mean, because, like, it seems like all dudes really want is to smash. Y’all can’t see us for more than that? Y’all say y’all want these good girls, then when y’all get a good bitch, y’all dog her all the way the fuck out? I’m thoo playin games. Imma start making dudes wait 90 days because when I DO fuck, that’s all y’all want. Help a bitch out. What’s really good? I’m too old for these games. Don’t DM me unless you serious.
“Do NOT date Quantrelle Daniels! He said he wanted to role play, which led to him tying me up. Then …then he said “SYKE, stay there til you lose the weight!” We met on Tinder, and I put his profile link is in the chat. Be careful, y’all. These men out here are crazy!”
QD4real: Bitch catfished me, so….
QD4real: Bitch catfished me, so….
Once again: man of god, generous, funny, tall, 6-pack abs, to START! Do NOT waist my time! Don’t expect sex on the first date. Take time to get to know me. Don’t ask to meet my sons or my daughter. Matter fact, I may just delete this shit and work on myself.
ToeJoe88: Seriously?
ToeJoe88: Seriously?
