Ugh! Thirsty n*ggas stay out my DM’s!!!

[bgbtylvr]

Smgdh

Said on here a million times “Never deal with any woman that talks with her fingers.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Looking for a REAL man who can handle all THIS!
Strong black men ONLY! Little boys stay home.

Bgbtylvr: I can’t eat all these leftovers by myself.
Kwandeshia: Ummmm….you single?
Bgbtylvr: Oh, two extra dipping sauces!
Kwandeshia: Ni@@a, ARE-YOU-SINGLE??????

 

[bgbtylvr]

MsFrancine~I’m old enough to be yo momma, and freaky enough to let you call me Momma. Yeaaaaaaah, I like em young and strong. Got to go all NIGHT! I’m all holes, too. Praise his name! Hit me up if you wanna get up on it. I still got some’n fa yo ass. Stay wet, stay wet! Come through, don’t wake my son up.


Bgbtylvr: what you got on these stomach rumblins???
MsFrancine: Ooooooh, Chile, let me look…
Bgbtylvr: ……
MsFrancine:…I got some black eyed peas, one pig foot and some okra left.
Bgbtylvr: …….aint then. When I text you come to the car.
MsFrancine: putting the hot sauce in ma purse ret nah!

 

[bgbtylvr]

MsGoodGood: If you don’t suck toes stay out my DM’s, please! I said it nicely, too! PLEASE stay out my DM’s if you ain’t on some freak shit. 10” or more, please! If you get here and you ain’t packing, you getting stomped out and throwed off my balcony. Hit my Cashapp if you wanna fuck with a real bitch! That way I know you serious!


MuddButt: Is that even your leg? Look like a stunt leg! Broke that shit off a mannequin at Khols!
Flex: Your pinky toe look like a LED light.
CashAppTony: wait, so, people live under you?
Bgbtylvr: I’ll cash app you if you steep that foot in a pot of greens overnight with two whole onions and paprika.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Hit that Cashapp if you wanna ass my face! I don’t just show it to anybody, so once I get $1000 I’ll take the rest of my clothes of AND show my face.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Looking to settle down. But not just with anybody. I want a real man. Own house, own car, own money and no kids. If you’re over 6” and packing down there, hit me up. (I’m serious. Don’t waist my time!)


JoeJoe: check that bitch pulse. She Might be dead from the bullshit.

 

[bgbtylvr]

6 almonds to handle this pussy! Only the strong need apply.


DirtDog: is this real. My eyes!!! What’s this shit about almonds?

 

[bgbtylvr]

DM me, the door is open.


911: What’s your emergency?
Kutbuddy: Yeah, umm, my neighbor left her door open. I’m gon need cops, fire department and the dog catcher dispatched. HURRY!

 

[bgbtylvr]

Hit that cashapp broke ass ninjas! I wanna see dollar signs. Check my grab bag; I still need somebody to send me that Louis bag.

Rodman888: I’m sending you a gift card for Home Depot.