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what's a POLITE way to not tell people your age?

DirtyCake

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In my early 30's look like I'm in my mid 20's depending on who you ask, I get asked my age A LOT. This shit is so annoying, from co-workers to random people I just meet, hoes @ the club within mins of a convo etc. Ppl are so fuckin nosey like why the fuck do they care so much? I get asked this shit at least a few times a month or week depending how many people I interact with...How the fuck do I deflect that shit without coming off as rude and not lying?
 
Venom

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Asian hoes see older gents as having more money and can cape and save them better for their future security. Also they know older gents know what they want and may not be trying to be bed 3+ hoes a week.
 
THE DRIZZY

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I see it as more as an issue with women. Men's value has a longer shelf life especially if he is youthful looking, decent shape, and has his shit together. Females on the other hand have fallen off as early as 19 based on bad decisions in who they choose to have relations with. How many dudes have went to class reunions and had the bitches who they wanted back in the day eyeball them like a steak and shrimp dinner? Versus the chicks who were hot back in the day who now have a banged out pussy, fat, and stretch marks.
 
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DirtyCake

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yureeka9 said:
Are you a man or a woman? Men generally don't care about their age. Women on the other hand have a very fragile shelf life so they're always uncomfortable about revealing. I'm 46, born in 1970 and I don't care who knows.
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True, I am a male I just DONT like mfers asking me personal shit if I don't know you like that, what's next how much did I make last year?
 
DirtyCake

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THE DRIZZY said:
I see it as more as an issue with women. Men's value has a longer shelf life especially if he is youthful looking, decent shape, and has his shit together. Females on the other hand have fallen off as early as 19 based on bad decisions in who they choose to have relations with. How many dudes have went to class reunions and had the bitches who they wanted back in the day eyeball them like a steak and shrimp dinner? Versus the chicks who were hot back in the day who now have a banged out pussy, fat, and stretch marks.
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It ain't about that, although I agree with all this shit I just wanted a way to dodge the answer without looking like an asshole
 
34real

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You got that Gary Coleman/Webster thing going on?.Like someone said most times other males don't care to know how old you are,I don't you either are a child or an adult.
 
THE DRIZZY

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DirtyCake said:
It ain't about that, although I agree with all this shit I just wanted a way to dodge the answer without looking like an asshole
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If you have to be an asshole be one! But yeah, I would just make up a lie just like the bitches do and keep it moving. Nothing pisses people off more than when you keep them guessing.
 
yureeka9

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DirtyCake said:
It ain't about that, although I agree with all this shit I just wanted a way to dodge the answer without looking like an asshole
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Well if you're just looking for a dodge use these:
If a fine bitch asks you that question, say: "old enough to know my way around pussy"
If a mudfoot bitch asks you that question, say: "old enough to know how to avoid trouble"
If a dude asks you your age, hell just tell him.
 
REDLINE

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yureeka9 said:
Are you a man or a woman? Men generally don't care about their age. Women on the other hand have a very fragile shelf life so they're always uncomfortable about revealing. I'm 46, born in 1970 and I don't care who knows.
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Race Harley said:
They just think you're pretty. Stop being bashful! :p
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Ill Paragraph said:
Peace,

Just tell them your age. What's the big deal?
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Knuckles666 said:
Tell them age ain't nothing but a number baby face!
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Sampson said:
No (straight) man gives a fuck about his age being asked. WTF? :smh:
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It's only an issue when the nigga's trying to holla at the ladies here
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You're right dawg
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Was going to say that judging by this thread you don't act your age that's why they have to ask you. But I know that you're just trollin right now.:roflmao:
 
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I ask back how old you think? Usually get in early to mid 20's then look and smile when I tell them I'm 37! Got good genes man just roll with it! Or just keep it a mystery!

DirtyCake said:
In my early 30's look like I'm in my mid 20's depending on who you ask, I get asked my age A LOT. This shit is so annoying, from co-workers to random people I just meet, hoes @ the club within mins of a convo etc. Ppl are so fuckin nosey like why the fuck do they care so much? I get asked this shit at least a few times a month or week depending how many people I interact with...How the fuck do I deflect that shit without coming off as rude and not lying?
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tallblacknyc

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BATMAN said:
I ask back how old you think? Usually get in early to mid 20's then look and smile when I tell them I'm 37! Got good genes man just roll with it! Or just keep it a mystery!
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that's exactly how u suppose to respond.. i love doing that to broads cause they always think i'm younger so when i hit them with my real age they be like yeah rite get the fuck outta here..than when i start using certain phrases they go ok ur not lying..that actually becomes an interesting convo in itself and can lead into pussy
 
Mello Mello

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I get the same thing. :lol: I steady get told I look 25-27

I always ask them how old do I look to you? I go with the age they guess a few numbers ahead if too young.

Other times I say I'm way older than I really am. Like 50 or 45.
 

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