What's your favorite old school saying?

Maurice

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Mine are

Every dog has his day
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
A penny saved is a penny earned
You reap what you sew
You only live once
One bad bitch beats five funky hoes
You are what you eat
Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise
He who laughs last laughs the loudest
If your scared go to church
Bitches come a dime a dozen
A fool and his money will soon part



What are some old school saying you like both hood sayings and main stream saying?
 

godofwine

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Let's not run down and fuck one of those cows, lets walk down and fuck em all

Get busy living, or get busy dying
 

woodchuck

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"I'll bet yo' ass wear out before my belt does." - My pops

"I told yo' ass not to do that, but no, you wanted to do what you wanted to do!"

"Don't be cryin' now! You wasn't crying when you was fuckin' up in class!"

"If you don't want other guys looking at your pretty wife, then you need to leave that bitch at home."

"Bitch, sit down, shut up, and don't order the fuckin' lobster!"
- My uncle.
 

KingAddies

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the higher the monkey climb, the more he is exposed.

what sweets a nanny goats tastes, will ruin his belly.

that's older than when saltfish used to shingle rooftops...

whatcha got on the hip? (overheard my barber, who was also a deacon, asking about getting a sip from the liquor flask)
 

godofwine

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In response to "What's going on?"

- Can't complain. Either way it's balls or strikes



I got this from an old cat at my job and I have been saying it for the past 4 years.
 

RAULDK

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Two tears in a bucket, fuck it

whose's skinning this cat, me or you?

Not every woman you meet has to be your girlfriend ( mom)

beauty is skin deep but pussy is to the bone ( my best friend's father at the kitchen table while we were discussing who we wanted to take to the prom)

the bed is made for two things, sleeping and fucking. What cha gonna do?

Nigga please!!
 

Onpoint

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You don't believe fat meat is greazy huh?

I'm gonna slap the fire out ya ass!

I brought you in this world I'll take you out!

Don't look the gift horse in the mouth!

Shut up before I beat you till you smell like onions!
 

tallblacknyc

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once i eat everybody eat

live life to the fullest

can u be my sugarmama- (maybe dats juss my saying)

reality over perception

don't impress chicks make them impress u

if i can go out and make some money so can a chick

have a chick treat u like a king
 
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woodchuck

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"I got buzzard's luck. Can't kill nothing, and ain't nothin' dying."

"It's all fun and games until the wife shows up!"
 
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Djmarkxr7

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"Don't insult my intelligence"

"When you point a finger, there are 3 others pointing back @ you!"

"When you assume, you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME".

"Things that are done in the dark will always come out in the light!"
 

Llano

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The sun is not an alarm clock.

Don't nothing come to a sleeper but a dream, now get yo ass out of bed- pops

Don't worry about the mule, just load up the wagon.
 

woodchuck

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"I don't care if you think I'm stupid, just don't talk to me like you think I'm stupid."
 

RAY V.

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i remember when my mother use to tell us "all y'all do is eat sleep and shit" around here! :lol:
 

KoolJay

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[B"Don't be cryin' now! You wasn't crying when you was fuckin' up in class!"
[/B]


LOL.... I used this on my youngest two weeks ago.

My favorite is "A Hard Head makes a soft azz....."

"What does that have todo with the price of Tea in China?"
 

Swizz Heat

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Hello

... and that's not being funny, what happened to a Hello. I'm not a "What's up", "What's Happening", "Sup" person, I still say Hello. Females give me that :confused: face because they are expecting a black man to open convo with a line first or some kind of slang. I call friends and they pick up saying "Yeah", the hell, when Hello got retired?
 

RAY V.

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i remember back in the day when my father was always telling my mother after a fight or argument
bitch you aint nothing but an ole "battle ax"!
:lol::lol::lol:

the hell was a battle ax?
 

Mack1052

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I'm going to see a man about a horse (pops use to say that when he go gambling)

You want something to cry about, imma give you something to cry about (both parents before they started to beat my ass)

Scared money don't make money (still preach this to this day)

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UNSEEN

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just cuz you pour syrup on shit dont make it pancakes:lol:

Oh you dont believe fat meat is greasy huh:lol:

You dont know shit from shinola

Everything that glitters aint gold

The grass isnt greener on the other side off the fence

You wont bust a grape in a fruit fight

You aint had pussy since pussy had you

I'll slap ya ass into next week:lol:

Beat you to the white meat:lol:

A hard head makes a soft behind.

My momma aint raise no punk.

Make the money dont let the money make you

Aint got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out off.

Keep your mind on them books and off them gals
 
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