In response to "What's going on?"
- Can't complain. Either way it's balls or strikes
I got this from an old cat at my job and I have been saying it for the past 4 years.
Hello
... and that's not being funny, what happened to a Hello. I'm not a "What's up", "What's Happening", "Sup" person, I still say Hello. Females give me that face because they are expecting a black man to open convo with a line first or some kind of slang. I call friends and they pick up saying "Yeah", the hell, when Hello got retired?
"The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice." - My mom after watching Barry White's performance on Soul Train.
You dont know shit from shinola
You aint had pussy since pussy had you
Yo that is the same shit we say to my cousin. He use to do that when he was a kid. Nigga was always smelling his fingers. Every time we look at him he had is fingers under his nose we'd be guessing what he was sniffing, 'til we caught him one day.
"You still a young ass nigga! You still diggin' in yo' ass and smelling yo' fingers!" - I heard my homeboy's pops say this to his uncle.