What's your favorite old school saying?
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if it walk like a duck, quack like a duck, it's a dam duck
Don't help me, help the bear!
Read it and weep
If you catch a monkey, bump his head
If you do dirt, you get dirt
If Mother Nature don't get em, Father Time will
If they will lie, they will steal
Women come and go
Read it and weep
If you catch a monkey, bump his head
If you do dirt, you get dirt
If Mother Nature don't get em, Father Time will
If they will lie, they will steal
Women come and go
Crazy as a bedbug..
Starving like a Marvin..
Starving like a Marvin..
what. the. fuck?
thats my favorite oldschool saying and thats what i would say if you said that balls and strikes shit around me.
you cant out slick a can of oil.
god helps those who help them selves.
the game is cold, but its fair.
i was taught NEVER greet with hello.
hell-low, hell is low, its imperfection!
why greet someone like that!?
god helps those who help them selves.
the game is cold, but its fair.
Hello
... and that's not being funny, what happened to a Hello. I'm not a "What's up", "What's Happening", "Sup" person, I still say Hello. Females give me thatface because they are expecting a black man to open convo with a line first or some kind of slang. I call friends and they pick up saying "Yeah", the hell, when Hello got retired?
i was taught NEVER greet with hello.
hell-low, hell is low, its imperfection!
why greet someone like that!?
different strokes for different folks.
what you eat dont make me shit.
time will tell.
what you eat dont make me shit.
time will tell.
why put off till tomorrow, what you can get done today.
If an ugly chick tells you this you can hit her with, "But if it's too black it aint no use".
The Duck would not have got caught, if he didn't quack.
You don't have to be greasy, to be slick.
If it's that good, you don't have to sale it, people will want to buy it.( what my popps used to say when the Jehovah witness would come to the door)
You don't have to be greasy, to be slick.
If it's that good, you don't have to sale it, people will want to buy it.( what my popps used to say when the Jehovah witness would come to the door)
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ssdd-same shit different day
shit aint sweet
Know Thy Self
Treat em like dirt, and they'll stick like mud
"Broker than a broke dick dog."
"Gotta laugh to keep from crying."
"What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine."
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."-Pops
"Don't stand up in the rain without a raincoat."-Pops ( to me about unprotected sex)
"Ain't nobody trying and don't nobody care."
"If it ain't broke don't try to fix it."
Pops use to say this too but a bit different.
"Quit running behind the girls that you like and run behind the girls that like you. Just hope she don't look like Beetlejuice."
My pops always says these.
Yo that is the same shit we say to my cousin. He use to do that when he was a kid. Nigga was always smelling his fingers. Every time we look at him he had is fingers under his nose we'd be guessing what he was sniffing, 'til we caught him one day.
"Gotta laugh to keep from crying."
"What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine."
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."-Pops
"Don't stand up in the rain without a raincoat."-Pops ( to me about unprotected sex)
"Ain't nobody trying and don't nobody care."
"If it ain't broke don't try to fix it."
Pops use to say this too but a bit different.
"Quit running behind the girls that you like and run behind the girls that like you. Just hope she don't look like Beetlejuice."
My pops always says these.
Yo that is the same shit we say to my cousin. He use to do that when he was a kid. Nigga was always smelling his fingers. Every time we look at him he had is fingers under his nose we'd be guessing what he was sniffing, 'til we caught him one day. 
A hit dog will holler every time.
Don't throw a rock and hide your hand.
Crying wont change it but getting off your ass will.
Don't lie and then cry...
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Don't throw a rock and hide your hand.
Crying wont change it but getting off your ass will.
Don't lie and then cry...
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this thread is awesome.
"if i tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut the fuck up and hook the muthafucka up" - pops anytime i'd be on some 'why?' shit.
"it's cold as an alaskan welldigger's ass out here" - Gpops
"it was so cold i was shakin like a dog shittin seeds" - Gpops
"if i tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut the fuck up and hook the muthafucka up" - pops anytime i'd be on some 'why?' shit.
"it's cold as an alaskan welldigger's ass out here" - Gpops
"it was so cold i was shakin like a dog shittin seeds" - Gpops
"To be The Man you got to Beat The man"
" Dont shit Were You eat"
"damn that shit higher than giraffe pussy"
"Grass aint always greener on the other side"
" Dont shit Were You eat"
"damn that shit higher than giraffe pussy"
"Grass aint always greener on the other side"
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