What's your favorite old school saying?

[water]

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"

"What's sweet in goat's mouth is sour in the behind"

"The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks"

 

[Give Me 3ft.]

a closed mouth dont get feed.

 

[850credit]

sho u right.
Schum on (Michael Jackson Patti Labelle Pointer Sisters style)
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em

 

[Vulcha]

Mom Dukes on people forgetting what they was about to say:

"It probably wasn't important.... or a lie."

 

[Rythm]

caint' pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the bottom

Bout as useful as a screen-door in a submarine

 

[McWaney]

Follow the 6 P's
Proper
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performances

I use this daily,from the simplest, to complex situations that life has to offer.

 

[vertigo]

Only heard this once from an OLD school co-worker, but it laid me out.

Some shit had gone down at work, and a certain person got out of dodge when it happened, only to show up later after all the work had been done/emergency averted- talkin that "we did it ya'll"


So-you know, there were all these "WE" jokes; what nigga, you got a mouse in your pocket? You french now with that "OUI" shit, etc.. and this old playa steps up and says;

Little man, all spic and span, where the FUCK were YOU when the shit hit the fan?

 

[fats2007]

thats tight

disco dynamite

 

[Give Me 3ft.]

-a bird in the hand,

beats two in the bush.

-it takes one, to know one.

 

[hog fat]

Mother raise ya!

Mother fuck ya!

 

[cashwhisperer]

I'm going to see a man about a horse (pops use to say that when he go gambling)

....My woman just told me this is what women say when they're going to see a man about getting some dick.....