its simple why that is..men for most part just got to piss, shake it, then wash hands and leave.. females got to squat, piss, wipe, flush.. females could be on that time of the month, random discharge, dealing with makeup, etc..way to much going on
Would you be a guard at a female prison?
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THIS!!!
Can you do it? Not going to be able to do it!
She in for 5 to 9
You there for 9 to 5
Her only goal in life is to setup you up so you can now be doing 5 to 9 while she sue for ninety-five.
Fuck That.
She in for 5 to 9
You there for 9 to 5
Her only goal in life is to setup you up so you can now be doing 5 to 9 while she sue for ninety-five.
Fuck That.
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My ....was a warden at a joint and nooooo way in hell would I do such a job at a womens prison.
These are females off of the streets,from a tarnished background so you gotta just assume that 90% of em aren't right in some form or with something and why risk my job for her.
These are females off of the streets,from a tarnished background so you gotta just assume that 90% of em aren't right in some form or with something and why risk my job for her.
This. Right. Here. Working all day and can't see the sky??? Youre in prison for 1/3 of your day??? That shit sounds depressing. Then add in a buncha horny bitches trying to get your attention, but if you get weak you'll be right in there with them??? Well not with them, but a more more dangerous and depressing version of it??? Not unless they paying enough for me to do 5 years and retire.
Most dudes probably be thinking that it'd be like in those women's prison movies from back in the day..
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Most dudes probably be thinking that it'd be like in those women's prison movies from back in the day..
Women Prison movies got me through my pre-porn adolescence. Shower scene catfight fuck the warden big escape repeat!!
how the hell she get a thong and lingerie in prison?
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I dunno.... 90% of the females in there are on some scheming shit, but the small percentage thats in for:
- Riding with the wrong person
- In the wrong place at the wrong time
- Tax evasion
- Baby Daddys/BFs selling drugs
... in other words the harmless chicks... Id have to consider. Prob smells putrid, but its a lot of COs that mess with these chicks...
- Riding with the wrong person
- In the wrong place at the wrong time
- Tax evasion
- Baby Daddys/BFs selling drugs
... in other words the harmless chicks... Id have to consider. Prob smells putrid, but its a lot of COs that mess with these chicks...
I'm gonna disagree with that percentage number
how the hell she get a thong and lingerie in prison?
Working in a prison would be a LAST resort but if I was too work in a female prison, I'm sure more then a few of them would be enticing.
I am and I would never smash one of those hoes. A lot of the dudes that fall for that shit have no self control or get no pussy.
Side bar. A girl I used to date is a PA with a doctorate degree. She started working at my jail recently. According to her a huge amount of the women in the facility have HIV.
Side bar. A girl I used to date is a PA with a doctorate degree. She started working at my jail recently. According to her a huge amount of the women in the facility have HIV.
I get that, its just bitches dont clean up after themselves
these two over here look like they set a couple of dudes up something fierce. look at that chocolate one. ooooh wee lord
I forgot to add that they're all fucking each other. I'm going to say a good 80%. Even if they were straight in the street and have families and shit. When I say that they're fixing each other i mean that they're fucking for sport. Everybody is getting passed around or fucking somebody else's girlfriend.
STDs are through the roof over there.
STDs are through the roof over there.
This is where I found out how nasty some women were no matter how they looked. I was like 19-20 seeing a chick with a banging ass body walking around, get her to come over and shake her ass for you and then been hit by pure funk. I still remember going to a stripper party and having to tell a stripper to stop dancing she was so funky, I left and had to take my shirt off and put it in the trunk
She probably made that herselfhow the hell she get a thong and lingerie in prison?
This is where I found out how nasty some women were no matter how they looked. I was like 19-20 seeing a chick with a banging ass body walking around, get her to come over and shake her ass for you and then been hit by pure funk. I still remember going to a stripper party and having to tell a stripper to stop dancing she was so funky, I left and had to take my shirt off and put it in the trunk
Ironic that your sig is giving a visual of your post as well
This one strip club i used to frequent back in AZ,the restrooms were in the same area as the dancer's locker room..on any given night when walking back to that area(you'd have to walk past the locker room to get to there),the locker room door would sometimes be left open and you'd have to cover your nose and mouth while walking fastThis is where I found out how nasty some women were no matter how they looked. I was like 19-20 seeing a chick with a banging ass body walking around, get her to come over and shake her ass for you and then been hit by pure funk. I still remember going to a stripper party and having to tell a stripper to stop dancing she was so funky, I left and had to take my shirt off and put it in the trunk
This one strip club i used to frequent back in AZ,the restrooms were in the same area as the dancer's locker room..on any given night when walking back to that area(you'd have to walk past the locker room to get to there),the locker room door would sometimes be left open and you'd have to cover your nose and mouth while walking fast
Was that the Douche Juice Cabaret?
You just reminded me of when i worked at mcdonalds when i eas in high school. That usually was the case when i cleaned the restrooms. Thats right the same ;person that cleans the restooms also prepared the food. Theres no janitors at fast food restaurants. Another reason not to eat out
Was called Dream Palace...
Hopefully some of these places still around
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Heard good things about this place
Tell them again, TallBlack....
Ain't nothing worse than a female stripper locker room.
Period.
(no pun intended)
Was called Dream Palace...
Hopefully some of these places still around
Ultimate Guide To Toronto's Best Strip Clubs - Guys Nightlife
This ultimate guide to Toronto’s best strip clubs will tell you about the best gentlemens clubs in your area for you to visit. There are so many to choose from and they have a...
Heard good things about this place
I still need to visit Toronto and Montreal.
The wipes ain't always white
I've said the story on here various times.. in highschool we would get these sex educational speakers come through to do the usual practice safe sex blah blah speeches like every yr . This one yr they had a special guest speaker who was a chef at a 5 star restaurant. A black dude. Dude pretty much explained how he was hiv positive. The first question I had was have you ever cut yourself while preparing meals at restaurant. His response yes but they go through a whole procedure when that happens for cleanup etc. that always stuck with me. There are no std checks for people that prepare food at any or all restaurants. You never know who touching your food and what they have. That's another reason to limit or not to go out to eat
That reminds of way back when me and my brother was helping my younger sister move into her dorm at famu. There was this inexplicable otherworldly stench that lingred through the dorm; the girls was just going through their routine like the shit eas normal. The stench made my brother angry he like a" what the fuck is that smell?"