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These mofos simping so hard it makes me never want to do anything nice for a female ever again..:lol:

see that's the thing! :lol:
if you do something nice cause you a nice dude so be it

if you do something nice cause you trying to get her and after you do it she makes it clear you ain't shit and then you do it again.. you a simp

you can always cut your losses

its when you choose to keep losing

:smh::smh::itsawrap:
 

ron_mexico

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see that's the thing! :lol:
if you do something nice cause you a nice dude so be it

if you do something nice cause you trying to get her and after you do it she makes it clear you ain't shit and then you do it again.. you a simp

you can always cut your losses

its when you choose to keep losing

:smh::smh::itsawrap:

While that may be true..I can save alot of money by being an ice cold nigga...:lol:
 

tallblacknyc

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friend: when i said i wanted u on top of me dis isn't what i meant(quietly whimpers)

guy on left: dude u thought it was gonna be 1 way

girl: lift me up higher so da band can see me flash my tits and maybe they'll invite me backstage and run a train on me woooooooooo
 

kenbgco68

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Damn, this whole thread! I had no idea there was so much evidence of simping on the web. :roflmao:

I used to think guys who were a little rude when they first met women (talking about their asses and how sexy they are within *seconds* of meeting them) were jerks. It took me a few years to understood their wisdom. Basically, they're telling her "friend or fuck, and I dont wanna be your friend." Kinda sad, but it cuts through the bullshit.

A few generations ago, women used to marry the nice guys. Nowadays... :smh:
 

phanatic

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These mofos simping so hard it makes me never want to do anything nice for a female ever again..:lol:

I want to punch my chick in the face today after reading these...I just feel I need to take some revenge for some of these losers.

As Patrice O'neal says "don't try to friendship your way into pussy." All that nice shit you are doing for a bitch that doesn't appreciate it, you could be making some other girl extremely happy. I learned this a long time ago...I'm not a dog trainer I won't sweat you bitch...I won't chase you...I'm not here to boost your ego...you want to play hard to get? Get the fuck out. There's a fat bitch at 50 cent wing night that'll appreciate me saying something as simple as "hello" to her.
 

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its what they do after these moments that determines whether they're simps or not. not before or during.

True indeed. However, a dude really settling down with a well known ho is generally frowned upon for a reason.

it def falls under that same umbrella as simpin.....the more general term is, "a lame duck ass nigga"
 

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Man I wish I would have saved this Facebook conversation about a girl needing a "cuddle buddy". Dudes were fighting for the position, and this was after my Amsterdam trip and taking shrooms, so I had a whole new philosophy on life. I asked what a cuddle buddy was, and someone says it's just someone you sleep with but don't have sex. Dudes threw the capes on after I replied "Is that possible? Sounds like the prelude to a rape case. Any guy that agrees to this is either a fake or a fag. In either case, duct tape and shovels are in aisle three at Home Depot...I mean you gotta kill her after raping her...you don't want to go to jail right?"

I've never had so many people calling me an asshole in my life, and I done some foul shit...

Her:Can you hold my purse?
Me: I don't hold purses
Her:Nobody is going to think your gay
Me:(did this chick just pull the gay card) Yeah sit it right there
Her:(turns around)
Me:(Walked out the store to Gamestop)
Her:(irate) Why did you leave my purse? What if someone stole it?
Me: What would you do if I wasn't here? You'd have to carry it! It's not my responsibility.
 

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...this was after my Amsterdam trip and taking shrooms, so I had a whole new philosophy on life.

How was the trip/experience...what sort of epiphany did you have? :lol: Contemplating an Amsterdam trip for the summer :yes:
 

tallblacknyc

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why do i feel dat dude did some teo shit there..like he acting like his friend spoke for him cause he trying to not seem weird ..have a fake cosign from a female to seem like he's a cool guy...peep the long summary of how cool he is and than peep how da fake friend got to suddenly get off cause he bout to wake up:hmm::hmm:coincidence i think not
 

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i just zoom in to read it but damn the board gotta see this shit


its a instant classic :lol::lol::lol::lol:


young boy got a following on the net. he push carts at the market and act like he really slaving. :lol::lol: people are like "HOW DID YOU BECOME MY FRIEND?!?":smh::lol::lol:

why do i feel dat dude did some teo shit there..like he acting like his friend spoke for him cause he trying to not seem weird ..have a fake cosign from a female to seem like he's a cool guy...peep the long summary of how cool he is and than peep how da fake friend got to suddenly get off cause he bout to wake up:hmm::hmm:coincidence i think not

:itsawrap: dude got back on to big himself up as 'friends'.......:smh:
 

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Jason was a simp when he use to do that kissing shit before a free throw, how that worked out for him ...

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Im doggin hoes now lololol

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.
 

phanatic

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How was the trip/experience...what sort of epiphany did you have? :lol: Contemplating an Amsterdam trip for the summer :yes:

Be honest with people. They don't have to like it, but they have to take comfort in me being 100 with them. When a chick told me "hey I'm not looking for anything more than a friend", I said I already have enough friends...go about your life kiddo. Being real is the gift and the curse. It's often confused with rudeness, but that's only when a chick thinks it's one way (where's that Marlo jpg?)

Amsterdam is amazing. Picturesque, lively, friendly people...every chick looks like a runway model(they ride bikes everywhere so their legs are fantastic) and sex isn't some taboo thing over there.
 
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