Man I wish I would have saved this Facebook conversation about a girl needing a "cuddle buddy". Dudes were fighting for the position, and this was after my Amsterdam trip and taking shrooms, so I had a whole new philosophy on life. I asked what a cuddle buddy was, and someone says it's just someone you sleep with but don't have sex. Dudes threw the capes on after I replied "Is that possible? Sounds like the prelude to a rape case. Any guy that agrees to this is either a fake or a fag. In either case, duct tape and shovels are in aisle three at Home Depot...I mean you gotta kill her after raping her...you don't want to go to jail right?"
I've never had so many people calling me an asshole in my life, and I done some foul shit...
Her:Can you hold my purse?
Me: I don't hold purses
Her:Nobody is going to think your gay
Me

did this chick just pull the gay card) Yeah sit it right there
Her

turns around)
Me

Walked out the store to Gamestop)
Her

irate) Why did you leave my purse? What if someone stole it?
Me: What would you do if I wasn't here? You'd have to carry it! It's not my responsibility.