All you"zod" anus asshole lovers are all FAGGOTS
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Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
"dick valet"..."You get paid per dick or per hour"
You dont feel somewhat weird typing that
and my post was a reply to a quote....what about you 10pm and up at 11am?
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This shit is hilarious
For the haters
Kelsi Monroe
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
Kelsi Monroe
Thank you kind sir
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
Ol dedicated ass penis parker.
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?
Zodomite pussy conference
Also...
In those giving head threads... most of the women are fully clothed.
Dudes don't be watching nothing, but a dick and a females head. Then sometimes dudes big up how big the load is a dude shoots out on the bitch face.
So, what about it is actually turning these dudes on? Her smile?
Bgol pick and chooses what's "gay". [emoji38]
I swear I hate some of these retarded niggas lol
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WTF! Expose them now. If they are in this thread talking shit post them quotes
. Mofos cheerleading man loads now, unforgivable gumpspeak
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Y'all niggas getting trolled hard
Got this shit at 8 pages
Got this shit at 8 pages
zod reading some of these responses like
LMAOOOOOOOO!! This shit is HI LAR IOUS...
I once was talking with this chick who was married to her ex since she was a teenager. Gotta admit dude taught her well. One day she's like have you ever fucked a chick in the ass? I said naw ma its not my thing. She said you just haven't had "the right ass" yet: lol I was like IDK what that means but I'm good sweetie. She goes naw, your gonna fuck me in the ass before its all said and done.
Well, never got the chance to prove her wrong or right because she got back with her ex. Now, many of you are going to say that's bec I didn't fuck her in the ass right? Be that as it may its just not my thing. Not because its gay or nasty but like I tried to tell ole girl. A pussy is wet, warm and just natural. IDK maybe that's what she meant by I haven't had the right one. lol
Well, never got the chance to prove her wrong or right because she got back with her ex. Now, many of you are going to say that's bec I didn't fuck her in the ass right? Be that as it may its just not my thing. Not because its gay or nasty but like I tried to tell ole girl. A pussy is wet, warm and just natural. IDK maybe that's what she meant by I haven't had the right one. lol
She was into it and you were not. Respect
. Your sword, your decision. Props for having standards and not compromising on them.
WTF! Expose them now. If they are in this thread talking shit post them quotes
Bro....that ain't the half...Nicca's for that last couple weeks been saying a whole Lotta bogus shit.
BGOL DICK VALET SERVICE: "We'll park it."
* two cents *
bet that faggit drive a stick too
She was into it and you were not. Respect
Don't get me wrong bra, Im all for pleasing a woman as much as I can. I once read on here that if you don't fuck her in the ass someone else will. Welp maybe that's why she burnt off. Either way like I said I have nothing against guys that do what they do but P is good with just hittin the P only.
word. lol
I woulda busted that hoe asshole wide open.
Wait....what d fuck???
This muh fucker clocks out of parking dicks at 12.58am and promptly returns at 9.56am.
Nigga, you got a solid 8-9hrs sleep to come back in here for 10am to resume parking other dudes dicks?
It ain't that serious bruh, unless being a dick valet pays that well.
You get paid per dick or per hour?[emoji38]
This is INSANELY funny!!! I haven't laughed this hard in months!! I swear to god.
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Ain't no question
dick valets!
Dick concierge
Lol maybe that's why she went back to her ex