did u get the penis kind shrooms?You need to get some shrooms. They'll help you unclench.
did u get the penis kind shrooms?You need to get some shrooms. They'll help you unclench.
You need to get some shrooms. They'll help you unclench.
did u get the penis kind shrooms?
Man, I just copped some Machine Elves strain from Washington DC dispensary, and it's supposed to be uber strong, to the point where the kats that sold it to me in the shop gave me all types of warning about taking it easy with it. But I ate all 4 grams and to be honest, it didn't hit me that hard at all. One thing I can say is that it did elevate my blood pressure (I do suffer from high hypertension, but it has been under control with my diet, exercise, blood pressure meds that I take from time to time, and the biggest help, edible marijuana). When I saw my pressure spike after ingestion I immediately calmed down, but monitored every ten mins. I was tempted to eat an edible right away but chilled until I was past the peak (didn't want to take it during the come up, at that point, I didn't know how strong the strain was), but once I passed the point I took the edible, and the timing was perfect because as soon as I started coming down, my pressure dropped dramatically and has been around that same level ever since.
To me, the trip was mild, with very few visuals (nothing like they said it would be) instead it was more like a hundred trips to a therapist, allowing me to internally deal with a lot of suppressed memories from my childhood. Overall it was what I needed, but I can see how novices could freak out, especially once their pressure started to elevate, but the key to psychedelics is to give in, don't fight, and trust the process. Oh and do your research, and when I say research I mean real research, not just watching a few youtube videos.
P.S. the D.C. dispensary was a trip, they were definitely on some top-flight security shit, they scanned my driver's license, gave me a real pat down, and only took orders online where you picked up in the store, and took no cash, but it appeared to be black owned and really upscaled.
My advice is don't mix alcohol with substances, a matter of fact if I were you I'd stay away from it altogether because you can spend a whole day listening to bad psychedelic trip reports, but none can compare with the crap you hear drunk people do. This big difference is that we normalize drunken behavior, totally ignoring the thousands of lives wasted on it each year.I usually take an eighth, just under 4 grams, and I've been okay.
I've read that THC and alcohol dull the senses and take away from the trip experience, which makes sense to me. I have done it with edibles from the store, though-- Why the emphasis on homemade?
I’ve procured the Elves!
The experience was exactly as you described except they gave me no warning or even description— maybe I look like a dude who frequently leaves this earthly realm.
The consumption plan is a smoothie with tea. Adding Purple Rain to the playlist— The first song on it reflects why the 100 therapy sessions description made me run out to get this:
No sitter but hopefully you’ll hear back from me on how it went!
Did you check your blood pressure before during after?Took all 7 grams and mainly just had gas. Had a very faint visual effect, no noticeable change mentally. This shit they sell is not the real deal.
Did you crush the bag as soon as the mycelium started to germinate? Tomorrow I will look for the video on how to properly do it so that it spreads allover evenly.Spores just didn't spread in the bag and I actually ordered a second bag cause I think I kept the first culture too long in the fridge so I wanted a start fresh. Started to see some mycelium in the second bag. Maybe I got excited and shook it up too so I dunno know, but I ain't trying again anytime soon. Going to Vegas in a couple months I think I'm stock up on some mushroom chocolate bars.
About a week after I saw mycelium is when I did it.Did you crush the bag as soon as the mycelium started to germinate? Tomorrow I will look for the video on how to properly do it so that it spreads allover evenly.
Sounds like you know what you were doing, but in case here is a video of how it's done. Let me know if you think you did or could have done differently.About a week after I saw mycelium is when I did it.
My only other advice, especially if your going over 4 grams, is to try to have a trip sitter, I didn't have one but I did speak to a few people on the phone to let them know I was OK, the next is to monitor your blood pressure, because like I said, mines did spike up. But if this happens to you my advice is to take a shower, relax and take some homemade edibles. For me, this works wonders, way better than medicine. If you need to learn how to make edibles and how much, hit me up.
I usually take an eighth, just under 4 grams, and I've been okay.
I've read that THC and alcohol dull the senses and take away from the trip experience, which makes sense to me. I have done it with edibles from the store, though-- Why the emphasis on homemade?
My advice is don't mix alcohol with substances, a matter of fact if I were you I'd stay away from it altogether because you can spend a whole day listening to bad psychedelic trip reports, but none can compare with the crap you hear drunk people do. This big difference is that we normalize drunken behavior, totally ignoring the thousands of lives wasted on it each year.
As far as my preference for homemade edibles, to me, it gives me more control over how much I am ingesting, plus it's way cheaper, all I need is a pinch and my blood pressure is good.
Did you check your blood pressure before during after?
I am just a little curious after reading that strain (don't know if its all magic mushrooms) can elevate pressure. I tested mine and it did shoot up, bu like I said before I took some edible weed soon after and it dropped dramatically.No-- I actually do have an unopened blood pressure monitor that I bought for a friend but I would never have thought to do that as a part of using shrooms. I've never had blood pressure issues. You recommend doing that?
Step 1: Preheat the oven to 250 ºF (120 ºC)"Way cheaper" piqued my interest-- I stopped messing with edibles because they cost a lot more than regular weed plus I find the store bought stuff to be very hit or miss, so I'd be interested in learning how to make them myself.
Step 1: Preheat the oven to 250 ºF (120 ºC)
Step 2: Get a dish or baking sheet and cover it with aluminum foil or parchment paper.
Step 3: Break up the marijuana into smaller pieces. This should be done manually so as not to over-grind.
Step 4: Cook weed for 20-30 minutes.
Step 5: Halfway through, gently stir the bits with a wooden spoon.
Step 6: Once the time is up, take it from the oven and let it cool. It should look slightly brown or golden in color.
Step 7: After cooling, store it in an airtight container in a cool, dry, and dark place, and use it as you please.
I usually crush the weed, placing it in a loosely crumpled aluminum foil (for the air to circulate) and I actually throw it in my air fryer for 35 mins and it becomes activated. Keep in mind, you cannot smoke activated weed.
One other thing, at least for me, I only need a small pinch for basically mellowing out, lowering my pressure, and helping with insomnia. Also, I may take a little more if I am going out, as a substitute for alcohol. Again, to me, the only thing taking more does is make me sleepy the next day, but with a pinch, I feel fresh as a daisy in the morning. So in a way, I get high to be sober and focussed the next day.Thanks!
7 grams should have have you trippingTook all 7 grams and mainly just had gas. Had a very faint visual effect, no noticeable change mentally. This shit they sell is not the real deal.
I had the same batch from the same place and downed 4 grams of what is supposed to be their 2nd strongest stain (machine elf 2nd only to penis envy which they were all out of) and all I saw was a little morphing of patterns of flowers on my wife's bag. This was after they at the dispensary warned me how powerful it was.7 grams should have have you tripping
must have been a bad or old batch
The thing about mushrooms is that it's more of an anti-drug, for one it doesn't work on the dopamine receptors in the brain, but unlike most drugs, it's not there to make you feel better. It is 100% safe and like many other psychedelics, it has been used to help people get off of other substances like coke, dope, drinking, and even cigarettes.Hell no. Can we stop talking about doing drugs (even the natural shit)!
Hell no. Can we stop talking about doing drugs (even the natural shit)!
Okay, Acur.Water and zero sugar drinks for me.
Hell no. Can we stop talking about doing drugs (even the natural shit)!
Try them with some dried cherries or craisins.my only issue with shrooms is they are NASTY!
need a better way of choking them down LOL
Gotta pause u bro PAUSEMan get you some albino penis envy
Do a gram and half
And enjoy
Understood but That's what it's calledGotta pause u bro PAUSE
Had some last month and they hit.Man get you some albino penis envy
Do a gram and half
And enjoy
I had the same reaction with my Ppug told me the name but that’s literally the real nameGotta pause u bro PAUSE