my housekeeper is from Honduras and has a PHAT ass.
bish is built like that brazilian chick Darlene.
lawd help me.
Catrachas..
my housekeeper is from Honduras and has a PHAT ass.
bish is built like that brazilian chick Darlene.
lawd help me.
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They moved to Atlanta and are one of the happiest married couples I know.
He put her through nursing school and she seems to be loving the new profession and family life. They have a daughter.
followup to this post...
They moved to Atlanta and are one of the happiest married couples I know.
He put her through nursing school and she seems to be loving the new profession and family life. They have a daughter.
I think my mama is slipping into early Alzheimer's or dementia and she's only 58. I been watching her closely...I thought her eyes were just bad from her Lasik surgery but when she was pumping gas and tried to put her debit card in the slot where the receipt comes out at...I knew what time it was. Damn, I'm her only kid, so I gotta keep her close after she retires in a three more years. We went through this shit 25 years ago with her own mama...
My Pops had a diabetic stroke went into a coma and almost died last year and he's about 80% mentally recovered and 60% physically recovered but he has my youngest brother who is 22 to help him and his wife with his care. He stubborn as fuck and won't do Physical Therapy to gain mobility so he sits in bed just wasting the fuck away. I'm the oldest and most responsible of his five kids, so it all falls on me. I lowkey think my stepmom wants his ass to die and ain't making him exercise his body or eat right..so she can cash out. ICB this shit...
I ain't never confessed shit in here so far as I can recall...but I needed to get this off my chest.
the daughter of an old high school classmate of mine..
At the awkward age in life where you scrolling through facebook and notice all the dudes and females who had kids in high school are like 18-20 now and those who had girls be looking phat as shit.
You be like nah we was cool back then I won't smash, but that voice in your head be like "Fuck them motherfuckaz.Yall was cool in the 90s, its 2015 get yours".
the daughter of an old high school classmate of mine..
the daughter of an old high school classmate of mine..
What team he play for?I fucked an NBA great's wife back when blackplanet was poppin.
Don't answer that...What team he play for?
Did the bitch push a double-oh with the five in front?I fucked an NBA great's wife back when blackplanet was poppin.
i wouldnt have even felt a tinge of guilt about that.My best friend's sister is built like Sinnomon Love and been a big time slore since high school. One day he told me that he always knew his sister was out there and he respected the hell out of me because I never tried to get with her. Well about 5 years ago the sister moved to Charlotte (2 1/2 hours away). My boy asked me to meet her and help her move into her apartment. I went up there for a weekend and me and the sister ...
She promised not to tell, but I still felt bad about it.
Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.
Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.
So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.
Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.
I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.
Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.
2 potential mother daughter scenarios...
I'm trying my best not to burst into tears laughing..Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.
Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.
So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.
Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.
I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.
Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.
Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.
Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.
So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.
Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.
I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.
Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.
Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.
Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.
So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.
Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.
I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.
Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.
Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.
Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.
So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.
Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.
I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.
Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.