BGOL TRUE confessions

[BATMAN]

Late to the party... How is your moms and pops doing? How you dealing with it all? I'm lucky to not have to deal with those things and pray I won't but its important you have someone to speak with about the issues. Hope all is well with all of you guys. #Love

Reach out to your nearest Alzheimer's Association for mom. Try to find one that is it's own chapter and not part of the National Organization.

I think my mama is slipping into early Alzheimer's or dementia and she's only 58. I been watching her closely...I thought her eyes were just bad from her Lasik surgery but when she was pumping gas and tried to put her debit card in the slot where the receipt comes out at...I knew what time it was. Damn, I'm her only kid, so I gotta keep her close after she retires in a three more years. We went through this shit 25 years ago with her own mama...

My Pops had a diabetic stroke went into a coma and almost died last year and he's about 80% mentally recovered and 60% physically recovered but he has my youngest brother who is 22 to help him and his wife with his care. He stubborn as fuck and won't do Physical Therapy to gain mobility so he sits in bed just wasting the fuck away. I'm the oldest and most responsible of his five kids, so it all falls on me. I lowkey think my stepmom wants his ass to die and ain't making him exercise his body or eat right..so she can cash out. ICB this shit...

I ain't never confessed shit in here so far as I can recall...but I needed to get this off my chest.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Back when Princess Reeshe was on the board a lot she would hit me up on yahoo or text me MAD AS FUCK if I said a chick posted here looked good...

...and she didn't agree.

 

[Z MONSTER]

BGOL has been my psychologist for the past 20 years.

 

[REDLINE]

BGOL has been my psychologist for the past 20 years.

Glad to hear it, a lot can be learned and gained from this board!

 

[IMDATDUDE]

OK. I got to tell this story. When I go down on my girl I sometimes I put a finger in her asshole. After she bust I pull my finger out and lick it just to mess with her. One time I pulled my finger out and there was a small amount of shit on it...and I licked it off and swallowed it.

The story gets even better. The next day I'm at my job and noticed that my skin smelled like my girl. Late that night I went to the bathroom to take a dump. My shit smelled exactly like my girl's ass.

Lmao how did I miss this all these years. You trolling man

 

[LordSinister]

I jacked off to the Leslie Jones sex tape.































You know I'm bullshitting!

 

[YoungSinister]

Lmao how did I miss this all these years. You trolling man

He’s not
When you ingest your woman, your bowel movements will smell like her
I used to eat an ex’s Pussy often
I would smell her every time I dropped a deuce

 

[IMDATDUDE]

He’s not
When you ingest your woman, your bowel movements will smell like her
I used to eat an ex’s Pussy often
I would smell her every time I dropped a deuce

Damn, as a non pussy eating guy(have my confession in here that kind of explains that) and also as a non shit finger licking person also I had no idea about this interesting lol.

 

[mcguyver]

I saw a pic on here of an ex about 10yrs ago. She wasn't doing anything sexual, just standing in a hallway. Bitch look like jabba the hutt now.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

I saw a pic on here of an ex about 10yrs ago. She wasn't doing anything sexual, just standing in a hallway. Bitch look like jabba the hutt now.

I HATE that shit.

 

[Z MONSTER]

Damn, as a non pussy eating guy(have my confession in here that kind of explains that) and also as a non shit finger licking person also I had no idea about this interesting lol.

Dude I was not bullshitting. That shit freaked me out. I probably could of won a Nobel prize from my findings

 

[mcguyver]

I HATE that shit.

Bitch had the nerve to friend request me after I hadn't seen her in years. I always hated her so when I saw the blob pic of her, I was like...

 

[REDLINE]

Bitch had the nerve to friend request me after I hadn't seen her in years. I always hated her so when I saw the blob pic of her, I was like...

 

[godofwine]

Mrs James was a fine ass chocolate friend of my aunt for as long as I could remember. I knew she had kids but never met them. I'm in summer school to get my diploma and attend college that fall and I see a girl look just like her but 14. It's her daughter Mya as a freshman getting a jump on her high school semester. I always wanted Mrs James (I'd hit today) but I knew I was gonna get at Mya. I went to Virginia for college but kept in touch with her for next 4 years waiting out that statutory period.

I move back home around 96 I working at a radio station making moves. I get some back stage passes to see Brian McKnight and invite her. I planned it out, take her to Chicago to see McKnight, take her to UNOs pizza and bang it out at the hotel over the weekend. BUT...backstage Brian McKnight greets us and looks at Mya and says are you with him condescendingly? She says yes and we go to the show. During the show he has his people bring her onstage and sings to her! I never see her again that night ...

The following Monday on my radio show I threaten Brian McKnight and more; I shit in him & Motown for 20 minutes. So much so that I get suspended without pay. The rant made my ratings go sky high and until this day I refuse to play any of his music on my airshift ...I even have my agent put it in my contracts.

FUCK THAT FUDGESICLE FAGGOT...he cockblocked something I put 6-7 years of prep into. At a family reunion they tried to play a song of his and I unplugged the speakers. I confess until I fuck Mya I will never let anyone in my immediate presence listen to that punk

I'm going to miss this man. I didn't see those while he was alive so I could comment and ask him if he ever fucked Mya. God damn this world oh, but this story funny as fuck

Rest in peace Stretchwallz. You are missed

 

[godofwine]

I was my neighbor's family's Urkel. A smart awkward dude. I was like their little brother. My 'brother' Ty was banging two chicks in 94/95, Donna & Dorian.

He would just Bounce from house to house anytime one of them pissed him off he went to the other. He had a baby by both of them that was born 2 months apart.

Donna was a nice girl, quiet, funny, had a great personality. I was crushing on her, No Lie.

I ran up on her one day and we started talking and she started hitting on me. I had to go to work or something like that but she told me to come by at 8:00 the following morning. When I get there, my brother Ty is sitting there with her on the stoop

While he was alive, he and I never discussed it. He never even tripped about me being there. Maybe he thought I was there for her sister, I don't know.

At his repass, Donna joked and said that Ty told her that their oldest kid was almost mine. He knew even though he didn't say anything to me.

He chose Donna in the end and they were together for over 20 years. The two of them got married as he laid in the hospital bed dying. A part of me still wonders what would have been had I gotten with Donna instead