BGOL TRUE confessions

mozartte

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
At the awkward age in life where you scrolling through facebook and notice all the dudes and females who had kids in high school are like 18-20 now and those who had girls be looking phat as shit.
You be like nah we was cool back then I won't smash, but that voice in your head be like "Fuck them motherfuckaz.Yall was cool in the 90s, its 2015 get yours".
Dude you must be reading my mind. At least Im not alone.
 

DaAssWatcher

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
Dude you must be reading my mind. At least Im not alone.
Shit real strange especially those summer pictures in bikins.Nigga be like
tZE4NOg.gif


when looking at that updated profile pic.
:lol:
 

BigDaddyBuk

still not dizzy.
Platinum Member
Sigh ok I have a slight problem in that I always look at the negative and put it in my mind it might happen. Like when I wake up to hit the highway for work all I think about is "I might get in a wreck today", or if I'm at the movies I might think for some reason that night someone will come and shoot shit up so on and so on for other shit.

Well I have never eaten pussy before, mainly b/c I have never been in a serious relationship and like I posted above I think about this bitch might give me something that will show up on my lips and shit. Fuck I think about all the negative when it comes to fucking mainly having a kid and I'm far from ready for that right now.

So last Sat. had a chick thats been very into me for over 8 years now, I have done a good job to avoid fucking her, I'm just not that into her she has had a lot of kids(all from one dude) and from my understanding she had a past of giving up the ass many times to a lot of dudes. I would let her come chill at my spot but would always let her know I can't fuck her.

Well I change my whole style up Sat. and tried to fuck her. I got a little alcohol in my system and went for it. She is a little mixed thick chick a little sloppy when the clothes came off though, I couldn't get hard after rubbing on her ass and licking her nipples. This is when I knew I have been watching too much porn, can't believe it I went down on this brawd made it to 34 years old never eaten pussy in my life but I'm eating this bitch. Well I get a little head but still couldn't get full wood but I try to smash anyway. I turn this brawd over in doggy and open her shit up and the funk comes with full force. Lol I still try to hit but then realized its not gonna happen, and I'm totally disgusted that the first time I go down its a chick who pussy smelled very bad.

I'm paranoid and full of regret the next couple of days and can still remember the smell she had. That Tues. I notice I got some white bumps in the back of my throat, ahhhh hell naw I'm going through my days as a broken down man thinking my life is fucked b/c I decided to fuck with a chick I didn't really want to in the first place. I said fuck it when Fri. came and went to the doc b/c those white spot are bigger. I go in there tell the male nurse I got throat issues, and told him "Hey man I think it could be a STD, and it was my first time to perform oral" this dude looks at me all confused and says "Um I think you probably only got strep throat" I have never got strep before and I didn't feel sick so I knew it was a STD. So they tested me and the Doc came to see me and tells me I test positive for Strep. I told the male nurse when he came in with my prescription to forget everything I said to him earlier lol.

Yo my head was fucked up all last week and I was scared as fuck. Next pussy I will ever be tasting will be wifey and I may not even do that fuck man. Can't believe I'm happy I got Strep Throat lol.
ninja thats called Cypridophobia. its real, and it makes folks skip sex. as for me, ninja i done had AIDS, herpes, AIDS again, herpes 2 more time, a few pregnancy scares, and once gave myself an std.

one time this chick barely brushed her lips against mine and i was SURE i gots the herps.

its fucked up...but i guess it cuts down on the nonsense.
 

IMDATDUDE

Rising Star
Registered
ninja thats called Cypridophobia. its real, and it makes folks skip sex. as for me, ninja i done had AIDS, herpes, AIDS again, herpes 2 more time, a few pregnancy scares, and once gave myself an std.

one time this chick barely brushed her lips against mine and i was SURE i gots the herps.

its fucked up...but i guess it cuts down on the nonsense.
LMAO Buk I was up here waking up late at night self diagnosing myself googling for hours on forums and medical websites. I came to the conclusion I got gonorrhea in my mouth thinking might be a slight chance of the herpes. I came to that conclusion b/c of her smell. Oh I was about to go off on her telling her how she the only girl who pussy I have ever eaten so I know you the fucking reason I got this lol.
 

BigDaddyBuk

still not dizzy.
Platinum Member
LMAO Buk I was up here waking up late at night self diagnosing myself googling for hours on forums and medical websites. I came to the conclusion I got gonorrhea in my mouth thinking might be a slight chance of the herpes. I came to that conclusion b/c of her smell. Oh I was about to go off on her telling her how she the only girl who pussy I have ever eaten so I know you the fucking reason I got this lol.
yeah i almost whooped this chick's ass for getting pregnant on me...when she was NEVER pregnant. lets just say i got ahold of some terrible information from a 3rd party...who was one of those ninjas who just wanted to watch the world burn down.
 

Art Vandelay

Importer/exporter
Registered
fuck are you talking about?

there are thousands of people playing this game but only the top 600 are ranked.

you have to win 6 world tournaments just to get RANKED.

It was a joke, man, calm down! I only know that game from its unwelcome presence on BGOL at one time.
 

sherminator

They hate to see us wiiiiinnnniiinnng
Registered
Man this thread was pure comedy, but it does need some new juice



Gotta be a bit more careful now that bgol is going public :lol:

So I went home for a seminar for cu credits, well I go to This city the next state over to see this chick I used to kick it with, I got some head then come home, this one chick who is engaged that's really into me wanted to see me, she comes to my room, we get it down all night, she showers goes to her job, another chick I know comes 4 hours later and we fuck that day multiple times before I check out


My ex before my baby moms, would be the only woman who could get another child out of me willingly, but I doubt we ever speak let alone get together


My baby moms is one of two women that ever got me off my game and had my nose wide open
 

BGLR1212000

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
I fucked this married chick in her bed yesterday. And she talkin bout wanting to be together forever. This chick might be the most trifling scandalous chick I ever met. She fine tho...She wont ever get that close to me and my wifes bed.
 

Z MONSTER

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
I have the same dream about every month. I dream that I'm about to hit a fine ass chick, but don't because I'm scared to hit it raw. I then wake up mad at myself.
 

BigDaddyBuk

still not dizzy.
Platinum Member
fuck are you talking about?

there are thousands of people playing this game but only the top 600 are ranked.

you have to win 6 world tournaments just to get RANKED.
its 2018 and im about to retire ranked 9th.

its a flash based game...no browsers support it.
 

BigDaddyBuk

still not dizzy.
Platinum Member
So this is the year i release all my comics.

Im barely known in the industry...

...but there is SO MUCH YOUNG BEAUTIFUL PUSSY being thrown around out here. I been dodging it like Neo in the Matrix...

...but i dont see how a nigga can stay out it perpetually.

Based on this bullshit i dont see how entertainment cats stay loyal at all.
 

BigDaddyBuk

still not dizzy.
Platinum Member
My 2 o g models...the 6 foot tall ones...the ones with the PERFECT bodies...and I mean PEE ROW TOE TYPES...

...came into the New York comicon about 15 lbs overweight.

In real life that ain't shit.

In cosplay costumes every millimeter of extra skin bulges out the edges of the costume like 10 scoops of ice cream crammed into a 2 scoop cone.

Had me scrambling across manhattan finding shit to hold them in instead of being at my own damn show.

And now I'm mad at myself for keeping it professional and never hittin dat while they had them perfect bodies.
 
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