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You were having a very calm and peaceful day spent at home when you decided to run downstairs and get the mail.
While you're waiting for the elevator you see Idalis Quintana getting off the elevator with a look on her face like she just saw a ghost. You ask her "what's wrong?"
She explains that she just saw a large water bug in her bathroom and she's afraid of them. She wants to know if you could come by her apartment and get rid of it, and also wants to know if she could use your bathroom (she ran out of her bathroom when she saw it and closed the bathroom door)?
So, you swing by your place and grab a can of "Raid," and some "Advion Cockroach Gel Bait," and let Adalis use your bathroom, then go upstairs to her place.
Once inside, you open the bathroom door slowly and notice the Water bug is hanging out in the bathtub near the drain. You simply grab the Raid and spray for a good 15 seconds (that's right a straight 15 seconds, because you don't want a repeat of that attack you barely survived at Johnny Colon's house).
Problem solved, and with her permission you ask Adalis if it's ok to put down some of the gel bait (she agreed). While you did that she said she was going to change her clothing so that she could finally relax.
You put the bait in various areas in the bathroom (but, not outwardly visibly) and went to the bedroom to ask Adalis if she wanted you to put some in the kitchen. You tried to call her from outside her bedroom, but she didn't hear you so you knocked on the door.
At that point, Adalis opened the door.
While you're waiting for the elevator you see Idalis Quintana getting off the elevator with a look on her face like she just saw a ghost. You ask her "what's wrong?"
She explains that she just saw a large water bug in her bathroom and she's afraid of them. She wants to know if you could come by her apartment and get rid of it, and also wants to know if she could use your bathroom (she ran out of her bathroom when she saw it and closed the bathroom door)?
So, you swing by your place and grab a can of "Raid," and some "Advion Cockroach Gel Bait," and let Adalis use your bathroom, then go upstairs to her place.
Once inside, you open the bathroom door slowly and notice the Water bug is hanging out in the bathtub near the drain. You simply grab the Raid and spray for a good 15 seconds (that's right a straight 15 seconds, because you don't want a repeat of that attack you barely survived at Johnny Colon's house).
Problem solved, and with her permission you ask Adalis if it's ok to put down some of the gel bait (she agreed). While you did that she said she was going to change her clothing so that she could finally relax.
You put the bait in various areas in the bathroom (but, not outwardly visibly) and went to the bedroom to ask Adalis if she wanted you to put some in the kitchen. You tried to call her from outside her bedroom, but she didn't hear you so you knocked on the door.
At that point, Adalis opened the door.
You went to school with Maria's aunt, Marta and mother, Marlene (both had moved to Orlando, Florida several years ago). Because you have known the family for a long time, Maria regarded you as a friend, and would sometimes confide in you.
A few years back, she "hooked up" with some dude of questionable character that basically wasn't around after they had a child together.
After a few of these "heart to hearts" you could see that Maria could use a little help so you would slide a few dollars her way (she would promise to pay you back, but you told her not to stress herself out over it).
Last Friday when you were on your way home from the grocery store you ran into Maria, and asked her what's on the menu tonight? She said maybe a slice of pizza or a sandwich. You asked her would she prefer Popeye's or KFC? Her face lite up, and you walked with her to KFC (you told her to get whatever you want so that you have food for the weekend).
You helped her carry the food back, and she told you that you have to have dinner with her. When you got back to her place you noticed that you were alone in the apartment (her son was with his grandmother for the weekend).
You figured you would just have a piece of corn on the cob when Maria grabbed your hand and told you the food can wait.
You were conflicted for a litany of reasons, but that body and that perfume she was wearing.
A few years back, she "hooked up" with some dude of questionable character that basically wasn't around after they had a child together.
After a few of these "heart to hearts" you could see that Maria could use a little help so you would slide a few dollars her way (she would promise to pay you back, but you told her not to stress herself out over it).
Last Friday when you were on your way home from the grocery store you ran into Maria, and asked her what's on the menu tonight? She said maybe a slice of pizza or a sandwich. You asked her would she prefer Popeye's or KFC? Her face lite up, and you walked with her to KFC (you told her to get whatever you want so that you have food for the weekend).
You helped her carry the food back, and she told you that you have to have dinner with her. When you got back to her place you noticed that you were alone in the apartment (her son was with his grandmother for the weekend).
You figured you would just have a piece of corn on the cob when Maria grabbed your hand and told you the food can wait.
You were conflicted for a litany of reasons, but that body and that perfume she was wearing.
Thank you sir I’ll see if I can find more of her nudes
Yeah, you're on vacation in the Turks and Caicos, and you see her relaxing by the pool. She looks like she has a "Champagne mind," and you know you only have a "Beer pocketbook." Nevertheless, let's see what happens.
Back in August of 2022, you were catching an overnight flight from LAX (Los Angeles) to EWR (Newark). You figured you would do a little reading and probably fall asleep since the flight had a stop over in Dallas.
As you were getting settled in an attractive young lady walked pass you and the took the seat next to you... her name was Mila.
Mila was a very engaging woman and you immediately hit it off like you were old friends. You must have talked from LA to Dallas.
When you stopped over you got out to stretch you legs and grab some food from one of the airport eateries, and then returned to the plane (Mila stayed put).
You came back and Mila was still sleeping, but the smell of your French fries got to her so you split them with her. About 20 minutes later she was "knocked out," and so were you (you grabbed 2 blankets and gave Mila one).
Now, Mila got real comfortable and actually placed her head on your shoulders. You figured she was really tired so you didn't wake her, but about 10 minutes later her hand began to wander into your lap.
Her hand found what it was looking for and she "played" with you for a good 2 minutes. You didn't know what to do? Is she thinking she's on a flight with her boyfriend? Do you wake her up?
All these thoughts are going through your head (but, the other "head" is staying STFU, and enjoy this).
After awhile she woke up and it was like nothing happened. Then she said that she always wonder what it would be like to have sex on a plane.
Mila said: "Meet me in the bathroom in 2 minutes."
As you were getting settled in an attractive young lady walked pass you and the took the seat next to you... her name was Mila.
Mila was a very engaging woman and you immediately hit it off like you were old friends. You must have talked from LA to Dallas.
When you stopped over you got out to stretch you legs and grab some food from one of the airport eateries, and then returned to the plane (Mila stayed put).
You came back and Mila was still sleeping, but the smell of your French fries got to her so you split them with her. About 20 minutes later she was "knocked out," and so were you (you grabbed 2 blankets and gave Mila one).
Now, Mila got real comfortable and actually placed her head on your shoulders. You figured she was really tired so you didn't wake her, but about 10 minutes later her hand began to wander into your lap.
Her hand found what it was looking for and she "played" with you for a good 2 minutes. You didn't know what to do? Is she thinking she's on a flight with her boyfriend? Do you wake her up?
All these thoughts are going through your head (but, the other "head" is staying STFU, and enjoy this).
After awhile she woke up and it was like nothing happened. Then she said that she always wonder what it would be like to have sex on a plane.
Mila said: "Meet me in the bathroom in 2 minutes."
When your neighbor throws parties during the Holiday season some of her guest show up looking like this.
You have come to find that as much complaining as women do about guys being "dogs" (cheating on their spouses or girlfriends) some women are guilty of the same type of infidelity (it becomes even more interesting when they chose to continue a relationship with a man that they know happens to be married).
Several years ago you befriended a new coworker, Janay that you felt like you had known for years (a few people actually thought you were related).
One day you were discussing Christmas, and what would be your ideal gift. Janay, told you that she wanted a tennis bracelet and told you in no uncertain terms that she would do anything for a tennis bracelet (she was hinting that she would be willing to sleep with you if you got her that bracelet).
On it's face this seemed like a simple situation, however, you soon found out that she was being driven home at night by someone you knew (who just happened to be married).
As far as you knew, Janay was fully aware that he was a married man, and she really didn’t care as long as he made time for her and she got what she wanted.
Several years ago you befriended a new coworker, Janay that you felt like you had known for years (a few people actually thought you were related).
One day you were discussing Christmas, and what would be your ideal gift. Janay, told you that she wanted a tennis bracelet and told you in no uncertain terms that she would do anything for a tennis bracelet (she was hinting that she would be willing to sleep with you if you got her that bracelet).
On it's face this seemed like a simple situation, however, you soon found out that she was being driven home at night by someone you knew (who just happened to be married).
As far as you knew, Janay was fully aware that he was a married man, and she really didn’t care as long as he made time for her and she got what she wanted.
You tend not to be "judgemental" of another man's situation or relationship with certain women, and have learned not to offer "unsolicited advice" unless requested.
Recently, you found out that a friend of yours not only was dating a stripper, but she had moved in with him also.
Recently, you found out that a friend of yours not only was dating a stripper, but she had moved in with him also.
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You know that if she shows up at a pool party your attending this summer, that some of the women there will have something to say.
Who dis?You know that if she shows up at a pool party your attending this summer, that some of the women there will have something to say.