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You know that if she shows up at a pool party your attending this summer, that some of the women there will have something to say.
Who dis?You know that if she shows up at a pool party your attending this summer, that some of the women there will have something to say.
You accidentally met Jessi last November when she attended her Aunt's Thanksgiving dinner (she was coming off the elevator as you were taking out the garbage).
To your surprise she actually smiled and said "hello." At that moment you had no idea that she was Mrs. Rodriguez's niece or who she was? However, you mentioned to Mrs. Rodriguez that you saw a woman getting off the elevator that looked like your younger sister (she told you that was her niece, Jessi aka Jessica). She said that the next time she comes to visit she will introduce you to her.
Around Easter Sunday Jessi came to visit and Mrs. Rodriguez introduced you to her. Funny thing about Jessi was she was like a "Dr. Jekyll/Mrs. Hyde" because she was so sweet and innocent when her Aunt was around and porn star nasty when you and her were alone.
Jessi let it be known she had "designs" on you, and you didn't hide the fact that there was a mutual interest.
Nevertheless, what was troubling was that you weren't sure if Jessi was a citizen or might have been trying to entrap you? Furthermore, she was very aggressive when you and her were alone, and she would taunt you by saying you never had anything like this.
Last week, maybe on a Tuesday, Jessi ran your bell and asked could she "hang out" with you until her Aunt came home from the gym.
While she waited in you apartment she asked if she could take a quick shower, but came out the shower exposed.
Jessi knew she had you when you saw her come out the shower, you just better pray your "pull out game" is strong today.
To your surprise she actually smiled and said "hello." At that moment you had no idea that she was Mrs. Rodriguez's niece or who she was? However, you mentioned to Mrs. Rodriguez that you saw a woman getting off the elevator that looked like your younger sister (she told you that was her niece, Jessi aka Jessica). She said that the next time she comes to visit she will introduce you to her.
Around Easter Sunday Jessi came to visit and Mrs. Rodriguez introduced you to her. Funny thing about Jessi was she was like a "Dr. Jekyll/Mrs. Hyde" because she was so sweet and innocent when her Aunt was around and porn star nasty when you and her were alone.
Jessi let it be known she had "designs" on you, and you didn't hide the fact that there was a mutual interest.
Nevertheless, what was troubling was that you weren't sure if Jessi was a citizen or might have been trying to entrap you? Furthermore, she was very aggressive when you and her were alone, and she would taunt you by saying you never had anything like this.
Last week, maybe on a Tuesday, Jessi ran your bell and asked could she "hang out" with you until her Aunt came home from the gym.
While she waited in you apartment she asked if she could take a quick shower, but came out the shower exposed.
Jessi knew she had you when you saw her come out the shower, you just better pray your "pull out game" is strong today.
Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jada Pinkett Smith have all confessed to being Sex addicts, but how often do you actually encounter a female who is suffering from this affliction?
So, when you called an Uber to take you out to Paramus mall in New Jersey that was the last thing on your mind. When your driver came to pick you up the only thing on your mind was how much was this custom made recliner from "Laz-E-Boy" going to cost you, and how soon could you get it.
So, on your way out there you struck up a conversation with your driver Milagros "Millie" Abreu. You discussed a litany of topics and something you said must have triggered Millie.
You had no way of knowing that Millie was a recovering Sex addict and she didn’t mention it until you had pulled over on Route 4, and she got in the back seat with you.
So, when you called an Uber to take you out to Paramus mall in New Jersey that was the last thing on your mind. When your driver came to pick you up the only thing on your mind was how much was this custom made recliner from "Laz-E-Boy" going to cost you, and how soon could you get it.
So, on your way out there you struck up a conversation with your driver Milagros "Millie" Abreu. You discussed a litany of topics and something you said must have triggered Millie.
You had no way of knowing that Millie was a recovering Sex addict and she didn’t mention it until you had pulled over on Route 4, and she got in the back seat with you.
that is ridiculous.You know that if she shows up at a pool party your attending this summer, that some of the women there will have something to say.
I mean
but STILL...thats ridiculous...
Jessica wanted you to know a few things:
1. She has breast implants
2. She hates condoms
She's open to just about anything else.
1. She has breast implants
2. She hates condoms
She's open to just about anything else.
About 2 weeks ago you stopped by Lucia's house because she had recently purchased a new washing machine and although PC Richards delivered it they did not assume responsibility for installation of the washer hoses. In addition, you had ordered some Stainless steel washer hoses for her because they are more durable.
Now, your relationship with Lucia is unusual because she will ask you for "favor after favor," but basically offers nothing in return. Nevertheless, will give up "the box" to just about any guy who comes along and gives her a "song and dance" about how his wife/girlfriend treats him bad and doesn't understand him, and if he could only find a woman like her.
So, when you arrive at her place she is there with her friend Julissa. You figured at this point you'll just install the washer hoses and then leave, but you notice that Julissa seems to be somewhat involved with what you are doing. In addition, she starts "lowkey flirting," and saying how she could use a handyman in her life (all this is being done in front of Lucia).
You flirt back and you could see Lucia become a bit uncomfortable, but who cares at this point. Since you and Lucia are "just friends" when you finished you told Julissa if she needs something fixed she can call you (and you give her your number).
The next day later Julissa called you...
Now, your relationship with Lucia is unusual because she will ask you for "favor after favor," but basically offers nothing in return. Nevertheless, will give up "the box" to just about any guy who comes along and gives her a "song and dance" about how his wife/girlfriend treats him bad and doesn't understand him, and if he could only find a woman like her.
So, when you arrive at her place she is there with her friend Julissa. You figured at this point you'll just install the washer hoses and then leave, but you notice that Julissa seems to be somewhat involved with what you are doing. In addition, she starts "lowkey flirting," and saying how she could use a handyman in her life (all this is being done in front of Lucia).
You flirt back and you could see Lucia become a bit uncomfortable, but who cares at this point. Since you and Lucia are "just friends" when you finished you told Julissa if she needs something fixed she can call you (and you give her your number).
The next day later Julissa called you...
Your nephew, Von called you yesterday to tell you about the cookout they had on Sunday (pre Memorial day).
A lot of people showed up and Talia's (his cousin, your niece) girlfriend Karen showed up (Karen caught the bus out there and Talia was going to drive her back to Manhattan either that night or the next day).
The problem was Talia had too many wine coolers and was in no condition to take Karen home. Von was tired from doing most of the grilling so he decided to spend the night.
This left Karen with no opinion but to spend the night or call an Uber (that would cost her about $60, NJ to NYC).
So, Karen slept in Talia's bedroom and Von slept in the living room on the sofa.
Von was telling you how he had to go to the bathroom (which is next to Talia's room), but had to wait because someone was on there. About 5 minutes later Karen walked out and he nearly lost it.
He was telling you how he wanted to invite Karen to have a drink with him and that could possibly lead to more. However, he "chilled" for fear that things might get too wild and noisy, and wake up the house.
He drove her home the next morning and plans on going out with her this Friday.
A lot of people showed up and Talia's (his cousin, your niece) girlfriend Karen showed up (Karen caught the bus out there and Talia was going to drive her back to Manhattan either that night or the next day).
The problem was Talia had too many wine coolers and was in no condition to take Karen home. Von was tired from doing most of the grilling so he decided to spend the night.
This left Karen with no opinion but to spend the night or call an Uber (that would cost her about $60, NJ to NYC).
So, Karen slept in Talia's bedroom and Von slept in the living room on the sofa.
Von was telling you how he had to go to the bathroom (which is next to Talia's room), but had to wait because someone was on there. About 5 minutes later Karen walked out and he nearly lost it.
He was telling you how he wanted to invite Karen to have a drink with him and that could possibly lead to more. However, he "chilled" for fear that things might get too wild and noisy, and wake up the house.
He drove her home the next morning and plans on going out with her this Friday.
Did you ever question why you only see her at night?
The "Old ones" have told you many stories perhaps you should listen.
The "Old ones" have told you many stories perhaps you should listen.
