One good thing about "Sam's Club" is that you can find a lot of good deals there, and sometimes if you walk down the right aisle you can find the "wrong" woman.
Last Saturday, you were "hanging out" in New Jersey with your nephew, Darius shopping for a recliner at "Laz-E-Boy." Not soon after you made a trip to "Sam's Club."
You both were having a good time when Darius saw this woman that appeared to have a nice body. He sprinted over to Aisle 4 to get a closer look.
When he got closer he saw...
Myra.
Myra smiled and asked him if he could grab something from a shelf that she couldn't reach. Then she joked about probably needed to purchase some "Charmin" tissue paper in bulk because she's got a lot of ass (and turned around to show him).
Somehow, he mentioned that he had to get back to you because you needed his help selecting an indoor grill, and she had an outdoor grill, but didn’t know how to use it, so she invited him over to help teach her (they exchanged numbers).
Darius said that Myra called him the next day and asked him if he was busy? If not could he come over?
He went over to her house (which was huge) and he worked on the grill with her watching. After several sexual innuendos she ended up working on him.
He's conflicted because he's just started dating this girl he went to school with, but Myra is "freaky as hell," and has money.