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I mentioned this in another thread but:

Ringolevio

When I was in the 2nd grade we used to play this game called "Ringolevio." It was like tag, but you played with teams, and we usually divided the games into boys versus girls. We could usually out run the girls, but when Debbie Seidman (cute little Jewish girl) was guarding the jail (you had to sit down in the jail when you got caught), we would allow ourselves to get caught. Why, you may ask?Because Debbie made it her business to put her dress over your head, and basically forced you to look at panties! Could I be "Me too" because of this...who knows? But this young lady reminds me of Debbie Seidman.

 

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This is your first date with Lauren and normally when you are out with a young lady you tend to pay for her meal.

I guess Lauren just wanted to make sure.

 

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Linsey wanted all eyes on her.

 

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Carlos picked you up after work because he was supposed to give you a ride out to Paramus to look at some furniture. So, when he arrived you brought him upstairs to your office and introduced him to Jackie (you warned him to focus on her eyes because she has "hooked" many guys because, well).



Needless to say, she gives him her number and he plans on taking her out this weekend.
Jackie's probably at home singing...



While Carlos is home thinking...

 

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One if the many things that puzzles you about people is how and why some people will randomly ask you for help, in spite of other people bring in the general vicinity.

One evening on your way home from work you pass by what appears to be a "damsel in distress." You're about to pass her by and she calls you over and wants to know if you can help her change a flat tire.




You manage, but it wasn't easy. Ms. Eva "Thundi" Horvath offers you a few $$$, in addition, she offers you a ride. Considering you live about 6 miles from your job you accept her offer. So you hop in the car and head uptown while listening to Thundi's life story, which is very interesting.

You goes on to explain that this isn't her car, but she sometimes works as a chauffeur to a very well known Entertainment Attorney (in addition, to being his mistress). She doesn't really care for him, but she enjoys the many "perks" and lifestyle he provides for her.

When you arrive at your place, she asks if she could use you bathroom to clean up a bit. You agree, but when she comes out the bathroom she feels she didn't thank you enough...

 

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While in High school or College

Beth: I've never slept with a guy I just met.
You: Really?



(Ok, it's possible she's lying, but do you really care?)

 

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"Big on top, but little in the middle."
- Ms. Meringue

 

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You needed to take a few classes for work so you enrolled at Baruch College (evening classes). The guy at the Register office told you that it might take about 45 minutes to see what classes might be available to you (their computer system was down) and suggested you return in about 45 minutes to an hour.

So you go to the cafeteria to get a sandwich while you wait, and this female starts serenading you while you wait.

 

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