Last weekend you went to visit your friend Ernie and his fiance "Koch" at their condo in Alexandria, Va. Koch seems like a nice girl, and appears to be good for Ernie.
Nevertheless, you and Ernie decide to meet up with some of the fellas and hit up a few clubs in Georgetown. Ernie ends up getting drunk, and you are okay, but a bit light headed so you head back to his place around 4:00 AM.
You barely make it back and Ernie makes it to the bedroom and is out. You're staying in the guest bedroom and you have a bathroom directly across from you.
Around 6:00 AM, you get up to usethe bathroom and you imagine you hear water, but you're not sure. You eventually pull back the shower curtain (praying your not about to have a "Psycho" moment), and you realize that it's Koch in there taking a bath.
You quickly pull back the shower curtain and she explains that she comes in there sometimes as not to disturb Ernie.
At this point you realize this is not a story you want to share with Ernie, but that image of Koch in the tub is going to stay with you for a good while.