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Sometimes you really luck up into some women. Your Uncle left you some property in Columbia, SC so you a trip last week to survey the area.
It just so happens that one of his neighbors Jana noticed you and came over to introduce herself. Jana grew up in the house across the road, and had known your Aunt & Uncle since she was a baby.
She was kid enough to show you around town, and I guess she liked what she called "your big city accent," because she showed you a lot more than the area.
It just so happens that one of his neighbors Jana noticed you and came over to introduce herself. Jana grew up in the house across the road, and had known your Aunt & Uncle since she was a baby.
She was kid enough to show you around town, and I guess she liked what she called "your big city accent," because she showed you a lot more than the area.
You have to go fishing out in Long Island more often.
Your niece Kristina asked you to go shopping with her to help her pick out a nice Father's day gift for her boyfriend.
Unfortunately, when you arrived she was taking a nap because she had a slight headache.
Joey (her roommate) explained this to you and Kristina ask her to wake her up around 4:30 PM. This would mean you would have to wait about 90 minutes.
Joey, who has an Instagram account, but is considered doing only fans asks you to take a few test photos of her while you wait.
Unfortunately, when you arrived she was taking a nap because she had a slight headache.
Joey (her roommate) explained this to you and Kristina ask her to wake her up around 4:30 PM. This would mean you would have to wait about 90 minutes.
Joey, who has an Instagram account, but is considered doing only fans asks you to take a few test photos of her while you wait.
You went camping/fishing with Eddie, Freddy and Elmo. You guys are singing as you walk through the woods looking for a good spot to fish at and you see this.
"We're going on a bear hunt,
we're going on a bear hunt,
Yeah, we're going on a bear hunt
Oh, what a beautiful day."
"We're going on a bear hunt,
we're going on a bear hunt,
Yeah, we're going on a bear hunt
Oh, what a beautiful day."
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Kevin recently moved into a building with a rooftop pool so when you went to visit him this is what happened when the elevator door opened.
Ok, you know your friends are going to ask you about Natali face tattoo, but if they knew the things she does when the lights go out.
Life can be complicated of you allow it to be.
Your cousin Dante, who is married has a "side piece" that lives in his community on the Upper East side named Morgan. You've met Morgan and even "hung out" with her and Dante at a local bar/restaurant.
So one day you're shopping at Macy's and you run into Morgan. She starts complaining about how she wants to spend more time with Dante, but she knows he's married with children. The conversation goes on and on, and eventually you and Morgan head back uptown together.
Because she has a lot of bags she asks you if you would be so kind as to help her carry them upstairs. You bring the bags up and she offers to treat you to dinner.
Now, Morgan orders some Thai food, which is great, but she is still talking about her situation with Dante. You're not sure how this happened, but she briefly shifted the conversation to your situation.
Which, you told her you are currently single, which prompted her to suggest that you and her should start "hanging out."
You would be lying if you said it didn't cross your mind, but you said "no" because Dante is your cousin.
However, before you left she asked you to help her move a dresser in her bedroom.
She asks you to give her a minute to put some things away so you don't think she a slob, but upon entering...
Even if you told Dante he wouldn't believe you.
Your cousin Dante, who is married has a "side piece" that lives in his community on the Upper East side named Morgan. You've met Morgan and even "hung out" with her and Dante at a local bar/restaurant.
So one day you're shopping at Macy's and you run into Morgan. She starts complaining about how she wants to spend more time with Dante, but she knows he's married with children. The conversation goes on and on, and eventually you and Morgan head back uptown together.
Because she has a lot of bags she asks you if you would be so kind as to help her carry them upstairs. You bring the bags up and she offers to treat you to dinner.
Now, Morgan orders some Thai food, which is great, but she is still talking about her situation with Dante. You're not sure how this happened, but she briefly shifted the conversation to your situation.
Which, you told her you are currently single, which prompted her to suggest that you and her should start "hanging out."
You would be lying if you said it didn't cross your mind, but you said "no" because Dante is your cousin.
However, before you left she asked you to help her move a dresser in her bedroom.
She asks you to give her a minute to put some things away so you don't think she a slob, but upon entering...
Even if you told Dante he wouldn't believe you.
Your family invite you on a trip to Aruba, and you decided to go. The bonus was that you recently met Lauren, (a friend of your niece Talia) who would be going also (you figured this might give you an opportunity to "hook up" with Lauren).
Talia and Lauren were sharing a room, but unfortunately Lauren's electronic room key was not working properly. So you walked with Lauren to the front desk, and the on duty desk clerk told you that she would love to help you, but you need to find Leah (the desk clerk could not leave her post unattended at this time).
She told you Leah is on the property and probably in the hot tub. She was, and came out the hot tub, walked back to the main desk, made a few changes and walked you and Lauren to her room to make sure the key worked.
Now, Leah was very friendly and you reciprocated her kindness because she was doing you a favor on her time. However, Lauren started giving you the cold shoulder after Leah left.
Talia and Lauren were sharing a room, but unfortunately Lauren's electronic room key was not working properly. So you walked with Lauren to the front desk, and the on duty desk clerk told you that she would love to help you, but you need to find Leah (the desk clerk could not leave her post unattended at this time).
She told you Leah is on the property and probably in the hot tub. She was, and came out the hot tub, walked back to the main desk, made a few changes and walked you and Lauren to her room to make sure the key worked.
Now, Leah was very friendly and you reciprocated her kindness because she was doing you a favor on her time. However, Lauren started giving you the cold shoulder after Leah left.
Your next door neighbor had purchased a dozen Dunkin Donuts and realized she was supposed to be on a diet and offer half of the box to you.
So you accept her offer and thank her for her kindness. However, when you walk into her kitchen a simple donut pickup turns into a conversation about, how men are no good.
Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and told her he didn't love the other woman it was just sex. So she asked you is it possible to just have sex with someone and not care about them? You said in some cases and posed the question to her.
This caused her to start crying and she ran to the bathroom. About 7 minutes later she called you from while she was still in the bathroom. She invited you join her to test out the question you just asked.
So you accept her offer and thank her for her kindness. However, when you walk into her kitchen a simple donut pickup turns into a conversation about, how men are no good.
Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her and told her he didn't love the other woman it was just sex. So she asked you is it possible to just have sex with someone and not care about them? You said in some cases and posed the question to her.
This caused her to start crying and she ran to the bathroom. About 7 minutes later she called you from while she was still in the bathroom. She invited you join her to test out the question you just asked.
Imagine you're playing in the NBA Finals and you have a game tonight scheduled for 8:00 PM, you had an earlier walk thru, and then went back to your room to take a nap.
However, as your laying down you notice a sweet aroma starts to fill the room followed by whispers. You open your eyes to see a scantily clad young lady standing over you telling you she is your birthday present.
Nah, it ain't your birthday, but someone from the opposing team sent her to your room to wear you out so you'll be tired by game time.
Lawrence Taylor used to send women to players on opposing teams.
However, as your laying down you notice a sweet aroma starts to fill the room followed by whispers. You open your eyes to see a scantily clad young lady standing over you telling you she is your birthday present.
Nah, it ain't your birthday, but someone from the opposing team sent her to your room to wear you out so you'll be tired by game time.
Lawrence Taylor used to send women to players on opposing teams.
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