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Your little cousin "TJ" is on the track team at the University of Oregon (sprints). He likes it there and they seem to treat him well, especially the women.
He told you about a strange encounter he had with some women during the Prefontaine Classic. Apparently, some students from the University of Arizona had traveled to watch the event and started flirting with him after the first day of the meet.
They invited him to their room, but to be on the safe side he took one of his teammates with him. When he arrived the girls started filming and let's just say I give him credit for not letting himself or his teammate be on videotape.
He told you about a strange encounter he had with some women during the Prefontaine Classic. Apparently, some students from the University of Arizona had traveled to watch the event and started flirting with him after the first day of the meet.
They invited him to their room, but to be on the safe side he took one of his teammates with him. When he arrived the girls started filming and let's just say I give him credit for not letting himself or his teammate be on videotape.
The other day you went to visit my cousin who lIves in a high rise apartment on the Upper East side. He's usually cool, but he seems to be concerned with his new neighbor Jackie. For some reason he keeps opening his apartment door and looking down the hallway.
So you asked him, is everything okay with you and Jackie? He told me he met her a few days ago and then proceed to show me some photos from her instagram page.
So you asked him, is everything okay with you and Jackie? He told me he met her a few days ago and then proceed to show me some photos from her instagram page.
Some of your female friends at the Father's day cookout are gonna ask you questions about "Coco." You simply tell them she's right there ask her.
She likes to role play and she's really into "James Bond" films. You're Bond, and she is "Pussy Galore," and your assignment is to extract information from her through sex during the next 4 hours.
Many moons ago when you were attending college in North Carolina some of your friends came to visit you during homecoming week.
Your friend Pierre had this strange obsession with blondes (maybe it was Ms.Bernstein from the 2nd grade that started him on this path)? So you introduced him to Marina, but warn him that she might be trying to get in your pockets.
Pierre didn't care and was ecstatic when he found out she lived on Long Island. They dated that summer, but it was over by September, oh well.
Your friend Pierre had this strange obsession with blondes (maybe it was Ms.Bernstein from the 2nd grade that started him on this path)? So you introduced him to Marina, but warn him that she might be trying to get in your pockets.
Pierre didn't care and was ecstatic when he found out she lived on Long Island. They dated that summer, but it was over by September, oh well.
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There's just so much rejection a guy can take, and you've been flirting and asking Catylin out for the better part of 3 years.
You've accepted the fact that you'll just be friends, nevertheless, you need a favor from her. Last Thursday your cable tv went out during the NBA finals, and you really wanted to see the game (you had money on it).
You know that Catylin has 2 tv sets (living room and bedroom) so you asked her if you could watch the game in her living room. She agreed to let you watch in her living room.
You come over and you Thank her for allowing you to watch the game at her place (she only lives across the street from you). So you're deep into the game and she's getting ready for bed. You see her walking around the kitchen in her evening wear, but you're not paying attention to her. Eventually, she calls you into the bedroom because she thought she saw a large bug. You look, but nothing and when you turn around towards her...
You see her and politely walk out the room and tell her if the bug comes out to call you (only 4 minutes left in the game).
So you thought, Catylin with no warning comes in the living room turns the tv off, and tells you she has to go to bed now while kicking you out her apartment.
You've accepted the fact that you'll just be friends, nevertheless, you need a favor from her. Last Thursday your cable tv went out during the NBA finals, and you really wanted to see the game (you had money on it).
You know that Catylin has 2 tv sets (living room and bedroom) so you asked her if you could watch the game in her living room. She agreed to let you watch in her living room.
You come over and you Thank her for allowing you to watch the game at her place (she only lives across the street from you). So you're deep into the game and she's getting ready for bed. You see her walking around the kitchen in her evening wear, but you're not paying attention to her. Eventually, she calls you into the bedroom because she thought she saw a large bug. You look, but nothing and when you turn around towards her...
You see her and politely walk out the room and tell her if the bug comes out to call you (only 4 minutes left in the game).
So you thought, Catylin with no warning comes in the living room turns the tv off, and tells you she has to go to bed now while kicking you out her apartment.
No more favors for Catylin. It's obvious now why she keeps you around.
