Your friend Larry called you last Wednesday and invited you out to his new home in the "Hamptons."
Larry laughed and explained that his boss was taking his family on vacation for about a week and asked Larry if he would not mind "house sitting?"
He told Larry he had full access to the house and to remember to turn on the alarm system when he goes out. He told him that there are some nice clubs in town and just make sure he has a home to come back to, lol.
So, you took the LIRR out there Friday evening and found out that he had invited Rich, and Lamar also.
But, he had a few rules for the grout and one was to respect the house. Another one that seemed strange was that he suggested that those of you that are married or in relationship please refrain from going or even looking at the next house over.
"Why," you asked.
Larry said: "If you value your relationship you will heed my warning."