Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

November 17

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Your girl is diabolical, when she doesn't get her way she comes up with slick ways to get back at you. She likes basketball, and likes to see the Summer Pro Am games. But instead of going with you, she tells you she will meet you in front. Why, because she is going to show up wearing this:


Pray you're not at the Drew in LA, and she keeps screaming out Lebron James name each time he touches the ball.

 
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November 17

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For as long as I can remember my boy, P has always had this thing for blondes. So since we're going to hang out at the beach today I invited this young lady I work with to stop by.
I told P, she has a sweet personality & a few extra pounds on her (I just never told him where those extra pounds were, lol)

After he saw her, he told next time we're out, he's paying my tab.

 

dbluesun

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November 17

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BGOL Investor
My friend, Charlie drives for Uber and shares a lot of wild stories about some of his passengers. Last night he picks up 4 women in Long Island who all live in Manhattan. He drops off 3, and the last one lives way up in Inwood. She starts asking him if he thinks she's pretty because her friends always seem to get more attention. He tells her she's cute and that maybe she could dress more seductive when she goes out.
She says: "You mean like this?"

 
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November 17

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BGOL Investor
My nephew, who is in his mid 20s has a bit of a problem. He lives in a nice high rise apartment in downtown Jersey City, and his next door neighbor is driving him crazy. You see Ms. Meringue is divorced with 2 beautiful daughters that go away to college. Ms. Meringue sometimes comes over just to talk with my nephew which is kool, but my nephew wants to have sex with her in the worst way. She can sense it and always flirts with him, and then one day she told him that she would give him some, but she doesn't think he could handle it. Then she does this...

 

yaBoi

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Bella, your sister's best friend, asks you if you could drive her to Macy's to pick up a lamp she ordered (sis couldn't make the trip). No problem, y'all go, but she does this at least three times while you're driving.


need a csi!
 

November 17

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BGOL Investor
need a csi!



Why, Why, Why did you have to request a CSI, and make me find this (I'm just kidding, you did me a favor, but I had no idea she was built like this)!




 
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