Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

You're home getting ready to have dinner and watch TV when the phone rings and Ms.Beck asks if you could help her unclog her kitchen sink (It's 7 pm and maintenance will not be available until tomorrow). You come over and solve the problem, and then she tells you if you could unclog one more thing she will waive your rent for the next month. You agree and then she does this...

 
Ms. Rae moved from Australia about 3 years ago, and moved in next door to you. She's very nice, but likes to walk around the house with very little on (you know this from delivery men making comments to you). Well UPS dropped off a large box for her and they left it at your place. Around 5, she tapped on your door, thank you for taking the box, and asked if you could bring it over. She came to your door like this...


You bring the box and place it in the living room, but before you leave she runs to her bedroom telling you wait I want to give you something. After a few minutes she comes back and...

 
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You have a male coworker who really has questionable taste in women (not only aesthetically, but nasty personalities too) His current lady has a friend from Philly, who's in town for a week and wants to hangout. He invites you, do you go knowing his past track record dealing with grimy women? Just suppose you're wrong this time?
 
You know Elisa from the park where you play basketball at. She actually has a nice game and played D1 ball at North Carolina. She loves to talk to you about basketball and invites you over after she finished playing. Still, you not sure if she into guys so you're just looking at her as one of the fellas. Well, that is until she tells you to chill while she goes to take a shower (she undresses in front of you as she is telling you this).

 
You met Numi a few months ago in the Supermarket, and after seeing you often you exchanged numbers. You've talk a few times, but today she calls you because she wants to go to the movies. You don't really want to go today (Football games), but you go anyway.


You both enjoy the show, but you figure you can catch the 2nd game if you leave after the movie ends (yeah, you want to "smash," but she told you her religion doesn't allow it before marriage). Nevertheless, she wants to come back to your place and learn about football. Kool, you grab some stuff from Chipolte's and head home.



She's eating and watching the game with you and seems to be picking it up quickly. Then she ask for something to drink, you offer her soda, juice, and she looks at you like you're crazy. She wants some liquor. After a few sips, she complains about being hot, and does this.



Next this...



Now what is your play? Did she drink too much, but she only had a wine glass full?
And what about all her religious values?
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

 
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Have you ever been to a fast food restaurant and encountered a cashier with an attitude? Well, many moon ago me and the fellas took a road trip to visit G (he atended college at Oneonta). On the way we stop at a McDonald's and I ordered a quarter pounder & large fries. Now, I'm looking around and this town appears to be "lily white," but the atmosphere seems ok. I had the sense they don't see too many black people. Nevertheless, the cashier took my order and while I was waiting slipped me a large vanilla shake and smiled (I saw her get it so I don't think it was tampered with). This female made me think of her.

 
Your cousin has a coworker who hasn't been on a date this year, and she wants to meet a nice guy. Your cousin told her about you, and suggested you two go out. The coworker really wants to go out with you, but your cousin has you concerned because she keeps telling you how the girl is really nice, but keeps getting used by guys. Allow me to introduce you to Dakota Jade...
 
You met Numi a few months ago in the Supermarket, and after seeing you often you exchanged numbers. You've talk a few times, but today she calls you because she wants to go to the movies. You don't really want to go today (Football games), but you go anyway.


You both enjoy the show, but you figure you can catch the 2nd game if you leave after the movie ends (yeah, you want to "smash," but she told you her religion doesn't allow it before marriage). Nevertheless, she wants to come back to your place and learn about football. Kool, you grab some stuff from Chipolte's and head home.



She's eating and watching the game with you and seems to be picking it up quickly. Then she ask for something to drink, you offer her soda, juice, and she looks at you like you're crazy. She wants some liquor. After a few sips, she complains about being hot, and does this.



Next this...



Now what is your play? Did she drink too much, but she only had a wine glass full?
And what about all her religious values?
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...


this bitch got 666 tatted on her hand
i'm good
 
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