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Leah is a very cool female that you work with, but she ocasionally gets into this discussion with her boyfriend about whether men and women can just be friends. He told her that given the chance her male friends would sleep with her.
So, your working late one evening and Leah asks you to come upstairs with her to an office so she can pick up some supplies (It's late, no one is there late and it's kinda of spooky).
She gets the supplies and then walks to the bathroom. A few minutes later she screams out like she is in distress and calls you to come in (you figure she saw a bug).
When you get in there she looks at you, and says: "Would you 'hit' this if I offered?"
So, your working late one evening and Leah asks you to come upstairs with her to an office so she can pick up some supplies (It's late, no one is there late and it's kinda of spooky).
She gets the supplies and then walks to the bathroom. A few minutes later she screams out like she is in distress and calls you to come in (you figure she saw a bug).
When you get in there she looks at you, and says: "Would you 'hit' this if I offered?"
Leah trying to shift accountability. She obviously doesn’t want to be just friends with you but doesn’t want to say it verbally until you were already balls deep.
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Dear diary,
Today I was at the Water park and my crush...Jenny was there. I watched her come down the water slide and I could not take my eyes off her. So poised, so graceful, so...Oh my gosh, her top came off!
Today I was at the Water park and my crush...Jenny was there. I watched her come down the water slide and I could not take my eyes off her. So poised, so graceful, so...Oh my gosh, her top came off!
You know Tianna from the gym, she's friendly, and seems pretty innocent. One day you're talking and she asks you if you know anything about cable TV. You say a little bit and she invites you to come take a look at it (she lives in the area).
A few loose cables, and a reboot and things are working. While you're working Tianna was working on something in her bedroom.
After a while she asks you could you look at the tv in her bedroom. You're a bit tired from the gym, but you walk into the bedroom just thinking about sitting down for a few...
Sorry, your work is not done, yet.
A few loose cables, and a reboot and things are working. While you're working Tianna was working on something in her bedroom.
After a while she asks you could you look at the tv in her bedroom. You're a bit tired from the gym, but you walk into the bedroom just thinking about sitting down for a few...
Sorry, your work is not done, yet.
That's what friends are for.
You've been working from home since January, but you forgot you have an in person meeting this Friday. You're basically in need of a haircut, but the barber shops are closed now. You call your friend, Hector, who is out of town, but he recommends his cousin India (India is from Puerto Rico and has been staying with him since the hurricane hit PR). Fortunately, Hector lives upstairs so India doesn't have far to travel and she comes downstairs.
Surprisingly, India does a good job and you're thankful and give her a very generous tip. She sees that you own a nice camera, and you tell her that you take photos for a hobby. India then suggests she model for you, and so it begins...
Surprisingly, India does a good job and you're thankful and give her a very generous tip. She sees that you own a nice camera, and you tell her that you take photos for a hobby. India then suggests she model for you, and so it begins...
Office politics can be really tricky. You're married, but you like to flirt with the women in the office and sometimes "hook up" with a few. So, you find yourself sending love letters to a new employee, but she ain’t feeling you and reports you to Human Resources.
You end up having a closed door meeting with Ms. Jansen (Swedish\British, who dates white, but sleeps black), and she will decide your faith. The recommendation is to suspend you for 6 months with no pay. Ms. Jansen tells you what is on the table, but she will cut it to 90 days without pay and write an unofficial letter stating you violated office policy for getting into a verbal/physical altercation (she's lying for you because your wife will be upset if she knew you got suspended for writing love notes to some young girl).
You, "Thank" Ms. Jansen, but she explains you must be available to "service" her over the next 90 days or else these love letters will mysterious find there way to your wife.
You end up having a closed door meeting with Ms. Jansen (Swedish\British, who dates white, but sleeps black), and she will decide your faith. The recommendation is to suspend you for 6 months with no pay. Ms. Jansen tells you what is on the table, but she will cut it to 90 days without pay and write an unofficial letter stating you violated office policy for getting into a verbal/physical altercation (she's lying for you because your wife will be upset if she knew you got suspended for writing love notes to some young girl).
You, "Thank" Ms. Jansen, but she explains you must be available to "service" her over the next 90 days or else these love letters will mysterious find there way to your wife.
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Your girlfriend has a roommate, Kelly, originally from New Jersey and attending NYU Grad School (it's easier to live in the city than to commute each day).
You plan on taking your girl out this evening and you call her to let her know you are coming over. She has to work a bit late, but she doesn't have a problem if you wait at the house if Kelly is going to be home (she calls Kelly, and it's kool).
Kelly's a nice girl, and dresses very conservatively (no boyfriend, doesn't go out much either). So, you're sitting in the living room watching tv, and a commercial for P-Valley comes on. Kelly's curious about the show (her and your girl have watched a few episodes) and asks you if you think she could be a stripper?
You tell her that you’re not sure those girls are bold, and well...
(Before you can finish your sentence)
You weren't expecting that followed by some photos she shows you, while saying:
"This is our little secret, okay."
You plan on taking your girl out this evening and you call her to let her know you are coming over. She has to work a bit late, but she doesn't have a problem if you wait at the house if Kelly is going to be home (she calls Kelly, and it's kool).
Kelly's a nice girl, and dresses very conservatively (no boyfriend, doesn't go out much either). So, you're sitting in the living room watching tv, and a commercial for P-Valley comes on. Kelly's curious about the show (her and your girl have watched a few episodes) and asks you if you think she could be a stripper?
You tell her that you’re not sure those girls are bold, and well...
(Before you can finish your sentence)
You weren't expecting that followed by some photos she shows you, while saying:
"This is our little secret, okay."
You've been feeling a bit ill for the last few days so you go to a Citymd to get checked out. Dr. Quinn ask you a few questions while checking your vitals, and after that things got a little weird.
Dr. Quinn, based on her evaluation has determined that you are exhibiting signs of a variation of the flu, which is making you feel lethargic. So she does the following...
After doing this, Dr. Quinn wants to see your reaction to direct stimulus.
Dr. Quinn, based on her evaluation has determined that you are exhibiting signs of a variation of the flu, which is making you feel lethargic. So she does the following...
After doing this, Dr. Quinn wants to see your reaction to direct stimulus.
Clawd a mercy!!!!
My cousin, who lived on the 32nd floor on the Upper East side of Manhattan was testing out some binoculars he got for Christmas. He noticed an apartment about a block away from him with large windows, but no shades, blinds or curtains.
It was just a clear view into the apartment. Well, one day he noticed a woman would walk around the apartment totally nude, and would even come directly to the window (Strange thing is that I had a woman approximately a block away from me that did the same thing, years ago).
By the way, this is a true story.
It was just a clear view into the apartment. Well, one day he noticed a woman would walk around the apartment totally nude, and would even come directly to the window (Strange thing is that I had a woman approximately a block away from me that did the same thing, years ago).
By the way, this is a true story.
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