Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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You're invited to a wedding for a staff member at Virginia Beach. Susie works with you and she had a few drinks during the reception. She asked you to walk her to her room and all the while she's complaining about guys staring at her breasts.
I told her it's just her imagination.
She replied: "Really, Really?"
I told her it's just her imagination.
She replied: "Really, Really?"
You flirt with Carolina constantly, but during a "Happy Hour" event she let's "Fat Finger Freddy" feel her up?
Most guys irrespective of race or ethnicity are going to catch hell on parent/teacher night if you even crack a smile.
Julia grew up a tomboy, and actually knows her football (she went to Ohio State). Sometimes, she wants to watch the games with the fellas and talk "smack," and the fellas are cool.
My only problem is Julia is built like this:
And, I get the feeling the fellas are imagining this:
My only problem is Julia is built like this:
And, I get the feeling the fellas are imagining this:
You're watching the Colts vs. Broncos tonight, and decide to order some chicken & waffles from this new store. "Cappy" arrives 30 minutes later with your order which comes out to $24.50, You give her a $50, but the only problem she has no change on her since she was rushing out on her last delivery. "Cappy" tells you that she will run back to the store and bring you your change if you trust her (as an act of good faith, she leaves some of the jewelry she has on).
She comes back and gives you all your change and "thanks you" for trusting her.
You give her a very nice tip, she thanks you again and asks if she could watch the game with you.
After about 40 minutes she tells you that she probably has your house smelling like chicken. You tell her it's kool.
She replies: "No it ain't" as she takes off her uniform.
She comes back and gives you all your change and "thanks you" for trusting her.
You give her a very nice tip, she thanks you again and asks if she could watch the game with you.
After about 40 minutes she tells you that she probably has your house smelling like chicken. You tell her it's kool.
She replies: "No it ain't" as she takes off her uniform.
One day your at work talking to Alexandra, and the convo turns to sex. She tells you that most guys can last long with her because of the initial shock of her body. You look at her with doubt, and she sees that look in your eye.
Never one to back down she tells you, you and me tonight 9 pm, if I cum first I buy lunch for the week, and if you do, you pay.
Never one to back down she tells you, you and me tonight 9 pm, if I cum first I buy lunch for the week, and if you do, you pay.
A good friend of mine was in the hospital for about 2 months. He's better now and home, but I remember him telling me that sometimes he would find a nurse sleeping next to him around 3AM.
that's the witching hour
It's funny you should mention that because he happens to be religious. Nevertheless, I am happy to say that his health has been improving.
A female friend invites you to the Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall (she's kool with one of the makeup artist that works on MJ the Musical). You later attend the after party at the Plaza hotel and you see some big stars, but you notice this one female checking you out.
She waits until your date steps away and comes over an introduces herself...Ashley is her name, and she worked on "The Lehman Trilogy." You're having a nice conversation and she may have had a drink or 2, but she's alert.
Ashley's next move seems unusual considering you just met, but she invites you upstairs (the cast had a few rooms) so that you could see a "Tony Award" up close. You go with her thinking this will be cool since you'll probably never win one.
You slip away with Ashley thinking this should be kool, and a good conversation piece (you're not getting a sexual vibe from Ashley) you can share with people.
When you get to the room, just the size and design of the room is impressive and Ashley gives you a brief tour and then shows you the "Tony." She sees you're impressed and she replies:
Oh, one more thing.
She waits until your date steps away and comes over an introduces herself...Ashley is her name, and she worked on "The Lehman Trilogy." You're having a nice conversation and she may have had a drink or 2, but she's alert.
Ashley's next move seems unusual considering you just met, but she invites you upstairs (the cast had a few rooms) so that you could see a "Tony Award" up close. You go with her thinking this will be cool since you'll probably never win one.
You slip away with Ashley thinking this should be kool, and a good conversation piece (you're not getting a sexual vibe from Ashley) you can share with people.
When you get to the room, just the size and design of the room is impressive and Ashley gives you a brief tour and then shows you the "Tony." She sees you're impressed and she replies:
Oh, one more thing.
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Might be a repost?
Once upon a time I worked with a young lady named "Bobbi." She was a very pretty East Indian girl who was very flirtatious. Well, one day I was talking to one of the girls in the office and she mentioned "Bobbi." "Bobbi" explained to her that because of her religion, and tradition she was required to be a Virgin on the day of her wedding.
Nevertheless, she was allowed to engage in any other form of sex imaginable.
Nevertheless, she was allowed to engage in any other form of sex imaginable.
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Your nephew has been staying with you the last week because he needs to quarantine. His teacher, Ms. Cheryl Blossom basically lives around the corner from you and offered to bring him his missed assignments so that he doesn't fall behind.
She comes over while he's resting in your guest bedroom, and you and Cheryl have a good conversation. She tells you that before she started teaching full time she used to model. She notices that you appear not to believe her, and she admits she has gained a few pounds.
Nevertheless, she says: "Where's you bathroom?"
You take her to the one in the Master bedroom, and she closes the bedroom door and...
She comes over while he's resting in your guest bedroom, and you and Cheryl have a good conversation. She tells you that before she started teaching full time she used to model. She notices that you appear not to believe her, and she admits she has gained a few pounds.
Nevertheless, she says: "Where's you bathroom?"
You take her to the one in the Master bedroom, and she closes the bedroom door and...
You spent about 35 minutes on the phone with her trying to get your cable & Internet service restored. During that time you are talking to the customer service rep and you like her vibe and ask her out. She agrees and later that evening sends you a video.
You agree to meet up, but you want to see how she looks from a distance (just in case). She seems decent so you proceed.
Happy?
You agree to meet up, but you want to see how she looks from a distance (just in case). She seems decent so you proceed.
Happy?
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Way to go @November 17 with keeping this thread bumping with great updates, we appreciate it! 
Thank you!Way to go @November 17 with keeping this thread bumping with great updates, we appreciate it!