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You’re welcome and again, thank you!
On your way to work this morning you stop by Dunkin Donuts and purchase 6 jelly donuts (you share them with people at work). When you come home you decide to get 6 more jelly donuts, and the same clerk, Shanta is there.
Before you get the donuts you ask Shanta, if you may have a quart of ice cream. She tells you, "NO," but she is just playing with you, and then you ask for the 6 donuts. She then asks you are you going to eat all of this by yourself and you say, "Yes, I'm a growing boy." Shanta laughs and says: "Well, since you like to eat, I have something very hot and spicy for you if you think you can handle it?" And it will make you grow!
Shanta slips you her number with the receipt.
Before you get the donuts you ask Shanta, if you may have a quart of ice cream. She tells you, "NO," but she is just playing with you, and then you ask for the 6 donuts. She then asks you are you going to eat all of this by yourself and you say, "Yes, I'm a growing boy." Shanta laughs and says: "Well, since you like to eat, I have something very hot and spicy for you if you think you can handle it?" And it will make you grow!
Shanta slips you her number with the receipt.
Trick
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Leah is a very cool female that you work with, but she ocasionally gets into this discussion with her boyfriend about whether men and women can just be friends. He told her that given the chance her male friends would sleep with her.
So, your working late one evening and Leah asks you to come upstairs with her to an office so she can pick up some supplies (It's late, no one is there late and it's kinda of spooky).
She gets the supplies and then walks to the bathroom. A few minutes later she screams out like she is in distress and calls you to come in (you figure she saw a bug).
When you get in there she looks at you, and says: "Would you 'hit' this if I offered?"
So, your working late one evening and Leah asks you to come upstairs with her to an office so she can pick up some supplies (It's late, no one is there late and it's kinda of spooky).
She gets the supplies and then walks to the bathroom. A few minutes later she screams out like she is in distress and calls you to come in (you figure she saw a bug).
When you get in there she looks at you, and says: "Would you 'hit' this if I offered?"
Leah trying to shift accountability. She obviously doesn’t want to be just friends with you but doesn’t want to say it verbally until you were already balls deep.
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Dear diary,
Today I was at the Water park and my crush...Jenny was there. I watched her come down the water slide and I could not take my eyes off her. So poised, so graceful, so...Oh my gosh, her top came off!
Today I was at the Water park and my crush...Jenny was there. I watched her come down the water slide and I could not take my eyes off her. So poised, so graceful, so...Oh my gosh, her top came off!
You know Tianna from the gym, she's friendly, and seems pretty innocent. One day you're talking and she asks you if you know anything about cable TV. You say a little bit and she invites you to come take a look at it (she lives in the area).
A few loose cables, and a reboot and things are working. While you're working Tianna was working on something in her bedroom.
After a while she asks you could you look at the tv in her bedroom. You're a bit tired from the gym, but you walk into the bedroom just thinking about sitting down for a few...
Sorry, your work is not done, yet.
A few loose cables, and a reboot and things are working. While you're working Tianna was working on something in her bedroom.
After a while she asks you could you look at the tv in her bedroom. You're a bit tired from the gym, but you walk into the bedroom just thinking about sitting down for a few...
Sorry, your work is not done, yet.
That's what friends are for.