Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

November 17

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Your friend hooks you up with a job at the hospital's housekeeping unit, because you need a few extra dollars. The pay is decent and the staff is kool too.

One day, you get a quick request to clean up an examination room because of a water spill. No problem, except the patient remained in the room since the job should only take a few minutes (the doctor left and just asked you to come get him when you're finished).

Well, when you get in the room, you say "hi" to the patient and then this happens.
 

November 17

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Jazmen is a very kool female that works with you and she's kinda like your "work wife." She knows you live with your girlfriend and she actually met her a few times.

So, you're working late one evening and you and Jazmen grab some takeout Chinese food and come back to the office. On the way back Jazmen tells you about how she had "cheated" on her last boyfriend and asked you if you knew your girl would never find out would you cheat?

You tell her "No," as you look her in the eye as the elevator finally arrives. Jazmen stays silent as you get on the elevator, but after a while looks you in the eyes and asks "Are you sure?"

 

November 17

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BGOL Investor
One of the Vice presidents at your job invites you and a few coworkers to a golf outing at his country club in Connecticut . You're the first to arrive, but there is a slight problem. He has to rush over to his daughter's college (Yale) to take care of some business and should be right back within an hour. The wife will entertain you until he gets back.
 

November 17

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BGOL Investor
I'm hanging out with Jimmy at Paramus Mall in New Jersey and we're looking for a parking space. Jimmy gets upset because this female got to a space he had his eye on (no big deal, he found one about 5 minutes later).
Nevertheless, as we're walking to the mall he sees this female sitting in her car and should looks like she is about to leave. Jimmy walks over to her and asks her is she about to pull out, and if so could she hold the spot for him?
She told him, "Most men I meet are such liars, they run into a 'tight spot' and before they know it they're in 'too deep' to 'pull out.'



Apparently, Alison and Jimmy have been hanging out because he showed me this.
 
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November 17

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
You lost a bet to your cousin and have to do his laundry for the week, so you come over Friday night. Since you both are just chilling at his place, you figure you'll do the laundry tonight.
You go downstairs to the laundry room and it's just you and this young lady there. She starts a conversation and then she asks you a strange question. She says, "most guys are attracted to women with big breast, but do you think if they're too big guys might be intimidated?
 

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Uncle Juice
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london

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I don't know if it's some type of sibling rivalry or am I being tested, but why does Toni Camille walk around like this when I come over to visit my girl?



Yeah, I know she lives with her 2 sisters, but I keep picturing Toni Camille looking like this.



She's gorgeous, but she has the eyes of someone you can't really trust
 

November 17

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BGOL Investor
You see this petite young lady smiling and waving at you, but you don't know who she is? Turns out, it's Grace Coffey, the sister of Dennis, who you went to elementary school with. You inquire about Dennis and the family and ask her what she's been up to.

She tells you that she models.


Now, Grace has always been on the small side, so you ask her what type of modeling is she doing?
She takes out her phone and shows you a few photos.



Apparently, Grace isn't small all over.
(I told Dennis to do a better job of hiding his father's Playboy Magazines).
 
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