How to know if your watermelon is ripe.

[pookie]

I don't give a shit what others think, just don't want to spend all that time looking for the right melon and get home and it's shit anyway!!!

it's happened to me more than once

 

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I just saw a whole pallet of water melon in Walmart with a big ass yellow spot on them. I should have taken a picture of them. Walked right by them shits as I went to get some oxtails. Cheap ass fruit. Man fuck fruit.

 

[jawnswoop]

I just saw a whole pallet of water melon in Walmart with a big ass yellow spot on them. I should have taken a picture of them. Walked right by them shits as I went to get some oxtails. Cheap ass fruit. Man fuck fruit.

Fruit said fuck you too!

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

Fuck y'all

I can't stand bananas neither.

nukka .....

 

[tallblacknyc]

I can't stand bananas neither.

Database traumatic banana moment

 

[jawnswoop]

Database traumatic banana moment

 

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[tallblacknyc]

Been eating that shit for the past several days.. natures candy

 

[jack walsh13]

Database traumatic banana moment

 

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Yellow belly

 

[tallblacknyc]

Yellow belly

Just brought some today.. this summer deciding to add it into my diet to cut off certain snacks

 

[Da Backshot Champ]

Yall niggas holla at me when you get you square watermelon game up. You know what type of amazement happens when you bring these to a hood bbq?

 

[yasky777]

I thought he was going to break out a stethoscope I know @Dr. Truth I know that’s how you do it.

 

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[Coldchi]

I dont eat any type of melon

 

[jawnswoop]

 

[tallblacknyc]

 

[Deezz]

I'm trying this method w/ my next melon.

 

[jawnswoop]

 

[papi68]

First get a more round rather than oval melon. The darker the better.

When cutting, cut in half then cut in a grid. Helps keep your hands cleaner since you use the rind to pick up and eat.

 

[rrebelrrabbi]

Im 0for 3 finding a good melon so far fhis summer. Seedless melons are garbage. I need to find a good natural melon

Were u at? All my watermelons been jello this season

 

[Darkness's]

Were u at? All my watermelons been jello this season

I'm in Florida. Try target they seem to have some good Melons.

 

[hajjibear]

Smart and Final has been my go to spot for seeded watermelons.

 

[rrebelrrabbi]

I'm in Florida. Try target they seem to have some good Melons.

I was in Florida a lil while ago. I’m Bartow, next to Winter Haven in between Tampa and Orlando, my best friend was from there. Florida DIFFERENT lol

 

[Mixd]

Also what dude missed in the OP vid is what you should look for, not only the stuff he mentioned about the yellow bottom but also very important is look at both sides where the navel is.

If it's indented or dimpled, then it's sweet and ripe. Reason is because it sat longer and is now ripe. I've tested this many times and if I don't see dimpled melons, I leave them alone.

"Dead giveaway"

 

[D24OHA]

First get a more round rather than oval melon. The darker the better.

When cutting, cut in half then cut in a grid. Helps keep your hands cleaner since you use the rind to pick up and eat.

^^This part

"Never lost" all summer with the round stubbies.....

They've been so damn sweet and the kids eat damn near half of it before I can finish cutting it

 

[RoomService]

Yall niggas holla at me when you get you square watermelon game up. You know what type of amazement happens when you bring these to a hood bbq?

$100 a melon

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

this is how it's done ..... section it in the rine and cut it out from the bottom .....

 

[Darkness's]

I was in Florida a lil while ago. I’m Bartow, next to Winter Haven in between Tampa and Orlando, my best friend was from there. Florida DIFFERENT lol

If you can find a watermelon stand try there

 

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[jawnswoop]

He was on that watermelon diet!

 

[tallblacknyc]

I believe it.. I did this once this summer… went 24 hrs just eating watermelon and drinking water.. was kinda refreshing

 

[KoolJay]

Petey is OFF DA DAMN HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Darkness's]

Imnsuorised he didn't come down with diabetes sft r that.

 

[Bawse Nigguh]

Fuck y'all

I can't stand bananas neither.

I stand with you bro. My family thinks something wrong with me because I don’t fuck watermelons up like they do.. don’t fuck with bananas either