How to know if your watermelon is ripe.

notreally

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Well...you...
don't pull on Superman's cape,
don't spit in to the wind,
don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger...
and you don't put cheese-ANY kind of cheese- on watermelon, Jim.

I have been to the mountain top, and dug beneath the valley. I have searched for wisdom, high and low,
for many many moons.

The secret to sweet, juicy watermelon acquisition:

You pays yo' money, you takes yo' chances.

Works (for me) about 65% of the time.
 
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