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How to know if your watermelon is ripe.
- Thread starter jawnswoop
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What do y'all know about watermelon juice? I would make a YouTube video, but I'm just going to tell it:
Get a seedless watermelon, turn it on the side so it's steady, cut a small piece of the top off just to expose the middle a bit
Take the hand mixer that you use to make cakes, a grocery store bag. Cut a hole in the grocery store bag and put it over the hole in the watermelon you just cut. Take the hand mixer and shove it into the hole in the bag.
The reason you do this is so your kitchen doesn't look like OJ was there. If you don't do this, you'll have watermelon juice everywhere.
Turn on the hand mixer and mix up the watermelon until it turns to juice. Poor some of it out, pour that into a blender, so you're not chewing on juice, and repeat the process until the entire inside of the watermelon is gone.
Blended in the blender for 15 or 20 seconds, put it in the refrigerator and voila, watermelon juice. Natural with no preservatives or additives. This can be used just to drink or to make mixed drinks with. It's great with tequila.
You're welcome
Get a seedless watermelon, turn it on the side so it's steady, cut a small piece of the top off just to expose the middle a bit
Take the hand mixer that you use to make cakes, a grocery store bag. Cut a hole in the grocery store bag and put it over the hole in the watermelon you just cut. Take the hand mixer and shove it into the hole in the bag.
The reason you do this is so your kitchen doesn't look like OJ was there. If you don't do this, you'll have watermelon juice everywhere.
Turn on the hand mixer and mix up the watermelon until it turns to juice. Poor some of it out, pour that into a blender, so you're not chewing on juice, and repeat the process until the entire inside of the watermelon is gone.
Blended in the blender for 15 or 20 seconds, put it in the refrigerator and voila, watermelon juice. Natural with no preservatives or additives. This can be used just to drink or to make mixed drinks with. It's great with tequila.
You're welcome
I've watched him for some years and love the way he raps about fruit and vegetables.
Watermelon juice from start to finish
Cut the top off the watermelon after laying it on its side
Cut a hole in a plastic bag to reduce splash unless you want your kitchen looking like OJ was there
 Start mixing. Once you get a sufficient amount of juice, pour it out into a bowl and then into the blender. The middle should start opening up
 Put the chunky juice into the blender and blend for 15 to 20 seconds. It should froth up but don't worry about it
 When you're done, the inside of the watermelon should look basically like an empty bowl
 The finished product is several pictures full of watermelon juice. Just stir before each use. Works great for hydration or mixed drinks, especially with tequila. No added sugars, no preservatives. Natural watermelon juice
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Watermelon juice from start to finish
Most southern cracker refer to them as Nig Apples
Which is dumb. Joke's on them.
Man.....I'm going w/ seeded next time. I have been fucked 2 out of the 4 melons I've purchased this year!
Had to throw 2 whole melons away. Just not edible.
They also refer to soap and the sun as the enemy
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It happens, I've had my fair share of bad watermelons but checking them properly from the steps on this thread should get you a good watermelon but either way it's a gamble. The farmers market usually let you taste them before you buy.
DopeWatermelon juice from start to finish
Cut the top off the watermelon after laying it on its side
Cut a hole in a plastic bag to reduce splash unless you want your kitchen looking like OJ was there
Start mixing. Once you get a sufficient amount of juice, pour it out into a bowl and then into the blender. The middle should start opening up
Put the chunky juice into the blender and blend for 15 to 20 seconds. It should froth up but don't worry about it
When you're done, the inside of the watermelon should look basically like an empty bowl
The finished product is several pictures full of watermelon juice. Just stir before each use. Works great for hydration or mixed drinks, especially with tequila. No added sugars, no preservatives. Natural watermelon juice
The best part is when you mix alcohol in it, it is adheres to it like no other. Like watermelon crown apple...bruh
Yeah you just put me on because I eat watermelon all the time during the summer time. Definitely going to try this
Got to pay them a visit
Yup, I got people who sell watermelon like that in Philly. I never buy them from the stores.
We got Yellow meat melon in GA
Another snack to make with watermelons
That's a lot of work to make a piece of food racist....